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2. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Evangelical TV: Mom spanked the gay out of me
I guess she achieved the opposite ..
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3. plurft commented 14 years ago on video The New Guy
Epic Troll
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4. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Robot walking like a human
I think he's drunk...
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5. plurft commented 14 years ago on video 100 through peak 100 left 5... what the $%^&
Poland? I only heard kurwa which means "whore" and is only appropriate in this situation
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6. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Huge dust storm in Australia
After that they had a shiny, shiny car
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7. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Mom Meltdown
If he sent this video to a mental institution, that woman would be wearing a pretty tight sweater right now.
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8. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Cyclist Slams Into Parked Car
FUCKIN' CAMPER!!!
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9. plurft commented 13 years ago on video weirdest porn movie intro ever (SFW)
Say what? Maybe do your fucking job instead of watching videos, and secondly... PORN MOVIE INTRO. PORN MOVIE. PORN. What could possibly go wrong here. You imbecile.
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10. plurft commented 12 years ago on video Baseball Trick Batting Shots
trickshots are becoming lame. everyone knows they try 100s of times and only put the successful one on the internet
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11. plurft commented 14 years ago on video 10 Craziest Child Preachers
1:35 Baby Hitler
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12. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Guy thrown out of truck
#5 its a left hand drive vehicle.
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13. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Pay attention!
Is this really Snotr's 4000th video?
Judging from /video/1 that would make 4000 in 953 days, nice!!!!
Thanks Snotr!
Judging from /video/1 that would make 4000 in 953 days, nice!!!!
Thanks Snotr!
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14. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Woman Can't Park
LOL
dude in the red car at 00:34
"wtf? ... wait, a chick behind the wheel ?! I better GTFO!"
dude in the red car at 00:34
"wtf? ... wait, a chick behind the wheel ?! I better GTFO!"
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15. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Going for the leap
I thought it was a "fail" video and then... BOOOOOMMM!!!
Nice one
Nice one
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16. plurft commented 12 years ago on video Butcher Knife Nunchucks
And now the outtakes!
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17. plurft commented 9 years ago on video C7 Corvette Z06 crashes into tree
Somebody call social services!
This deserves better owners.
This deserves better owners.
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18. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Out of my way!
Now try to explain THAT to the insurance company LOL
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19. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Tight Parking
#4:23 i forgot to tell you this space is reserved, i'm afraid you'll have to move your car.
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20. plurft commented 9 years ago on video 5 Most Badass People Of All Time
#2
No he's NOT!
He stands faster than you can run my friend!!!
No he's NOT!
He stands faster than you can run my friend!!!
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22. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Crashing three quadcopters at once
Thats what happens when you hold remote controller upside down lol
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23. plurft commented 14 years ago on video 10 Minutes of Pain
LMFAO at last clip, how can you do that in a fight?
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24. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Asian garden littleton new hampshire
Somebody call Gordon Ramsay!!!
He would love it!
... and I would LLLOOOVVVVEEEEE to see his reaction
He would love it!
... and I would LLLOOOVVVVEEEEE to see his reaction
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25. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Customer deters robber, chasing suspect with his cane
NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!
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26. plurft commented 12 years ago on video 25 Ways to Wear a Scarf in 4.5 Minutes!
I do not care for more than one way of using a scarf, but thumbs up for the fancy way of precenting it which made me what's the whole thing... Twice.
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27. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Heavy equipment operator turns crazy
That was his parking spot!
Got that?
Got that?
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28. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Slot Car Racing European Championship Finals, Helsinki. Top speed: 110mph
I want to see a video from drivers seat POV lol
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29. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Epic fail - 10 out of 10
Taht's THREE YES'es form the judges.
You're through to next round!
You're through to next round!
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30. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Free Flight
IN SOVIET RUSSIA...!!!
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31. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Two Idiots And A Sword
"i told you this is a horrible idea"
ah well .. he still filmed it
ah well .. he still filmed it
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32. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Technology has hijacked family dinnertime. Watch the Pepper Hacker reclaim it.
There's still hope for humanity in the name of "Dolmio"
Have a bad feeling tho that it's fake and meant only to be an advert for Dolmio
"... bring families together at dinner" is a good slogan but most likely there's a jar of spaghetti sauce hiding behind it lol
Have a bad feeling tho that it's fake and meant only to be an advert for Dolmio
"... bring families together at dinner" is a good slogan but most likely there's a jar of spaghetti sauce hiding behind it lol
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33. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Robot Soccer
Reminds me of my National Team. I won't say what country tho, too emabarsing.
Plain wood lol
Plain wood lol
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34. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Stairway Snowboarding
And they started up in Finland before Jackass.
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35. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Back Massage
THE CRUSHINATOR 5000!!!
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36. plurft commented 13 years ago on video Boutaoshi, the new Japanese sport
"LOLOL only in Japan". This is some event that happens at a military academy. Nobody else does that shit, and nobody even knows about it. Nobody ever says "LOLOL only in Scotland" when some assholes throw around trees and stones wearing skirts.
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37. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Escalator at Malaysian mall reverses direction
London Angel Tube station.
Escalator lenght = 60m
Now imagine that going "south" LOOL !!!
Escalator lenght = 60m
Now imagine that going "south" LOOL !!!
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38. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Futuristic Jetpack Is Flown In Front Of Audience During Smithsonian "Future Is Here" Festi
Anyways..
Shut up and take my money!!!
And then,
"Mum! I'm going out!"
... WSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....
Shut up and take my money!!!
And then,
"Mum! I'm going out!"
... WSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....
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39. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Crazy Cube Illusion!
Dear TheProfessor
STOP COPYING INFO FROM WIKIPEDIA AND PASTING IT HERE
From thePeople
STOP COPYING INFO FROM WIKIPEDIA AND PASTING IT HERE
From thePeople
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40. plurft commented 14 years ago on video the best intro to a movie
he can turn any sentence to EPIC proportions.
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41. plurft commented 13 years ago on video Bubble Magic
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42. plurft commented 13 years ago on video We Love Russia
Just love the fine police work at 03:49. Simple but effective!
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43. plurft commented 11 years ago on video Quantum Computing
WTF.MAX_VALUE
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44. plurft commented 11 years ago on video The CEO of Volvo Trucks being awesome
@ #3
The logic is not faulty Mr.
You got it all wrong.
This video actually shows a Volvo truck suspended in space holding a crane with the rest of the planet attached to it... which imho is slightly more than 32 tonnes
This must be a very good truck.
The logic is not faulty Mr.
You got it all wrong.
This video actually shows a Volvo truck suspended in space holding a crane with the rest of the planet attached to it... which imho is slightly more than 32 tonnes
This must be a very good truck.
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45. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Nah, I don't need it anyways... let's continue
First step for self driving cars made by google??
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46. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Huge Fireball Caused By Explosion at a Chemical Plant
Come on...
Could be worst... when operator goes "selfie" on chemical plant explosion
Could be worst... when operator goes "selfie" on chemical plant explosion
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47. plurft commented 15 years ago on video One man band
wow amazing skills
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48. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Canadian, Please...
Lyrics for Canadian, Please
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
CHORUS
Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
Et si ce n'était pas assez
On a deux langues officielles:
L'anglais et le français
Ooh la la
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
And when freshwater is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you can be...
CHORUS
So you're thinking to yourself,
"How do I live in this beautiful country?"
Well we've got some steps for you to follow...
STEP 1: Lose the gun
STEP 2: Buy a canoe
STEP 3: Live multiculturally
STEP 4: You're ready, there is no more!
We got beavers, cariboo and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
And we're sorry about Celine Dion
But she did do that good song for James Cameron...
CHORUS
Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The Greek chilled out with Socrates
Can't build a wall like the Chinese
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
In Kenya they have safaris
We've missed lots of other countries
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
CHORUS
Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
Et si ce n'était pas assez
On a deux langues officielles:
L'anglais et le français
Ooh la la
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
And when freshwater is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you can be...
CHORUS
So you're thinking to yourself,
"How do I live in this beautiful country?"
Well we've got some steps for you to follow...
STEP 1: Lose the gun
STEP 2: Buy a canoe
STEP 3: Live multiculturally
STEP 4: You're ready, there is no more!
We got beavers, cariboo and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
And we're sorry about Celine Dion
But she did do that good song for James Cameron...
CHORUS
Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The Greek chilled out with Socrates
Can't build a wall like the Chinese
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
In Kenya they have safaris
We've missed lots of other countries
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
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49. plurft commented 14 years ago on video The unbelievable Hummer
Beautiful birds, interesting video...
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50. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Bush & Clinton Speech
What do you mean it is not real. You have Bush and Clinton sitting and grabbing themselves while Obama sits on the Mantle acting like himself.
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51. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Merry-go-round of death
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
-Albert Einstein
-Albert Einstein
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52. plurft commented 14 years ago on video 20m (60 Ft.) Rope Swing Triple Back Flips
BOMBs AWAY!!
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54. plurft commented 13 years ago on video Impressive Tennis Hit
#13 Please don't talk about stuff you know nothing about.
http://www.itftennis.com/shared/medialibrary/pdf/original/IO_54581_original.PDF
Rule 24. j.
http://www.itftennis.com/shared/medialibrary/pdf/original/IO_54581_original.PDF
Rule 24. j.
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55. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Closeup view inside a volcano
Yep,
Lesson1:
- Don't go anywhere near a volcano crater (saves lives)
Lesson1:
- Don't go anywhere near a volcano crater (saves lives)
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56. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Roman Candle Attack Drone
Now that's cool !!!
Weapon systems upgrade recommended.
Not bad for v1.0 tho
Don't forget about laser pointing/targeting too.
This vid made me want to get a drone lol
Weapon systems upgrade recommended.
Not bad for v1.0 tho
Don't forget about laser pointing/targeting too.
This vid made me want to get a drone lol
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57. plurft commented 9 years ago on video This Russian dude groped the wrong waitress...
Was she hiding a BRICK in that menu?!?
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58. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Camera's World Record Optical Zoom Ability
I want to borrow this device just to quickly zoom on my hot neigbour few blocks away LOL
I'll give it back. Promise
I'll give it back. Promise
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59. plurft commented 9 years ago on video 11 Million to 1 Gearing Reduction
#7
Fine tune of a satellite dish
Crank it up clockwise 11000000 times to turn your sat 1 degree west
Fine tune of a satellite dish
Crank it up clockwise 11000000 times to turn your sat 1 degree west
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60. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Urban hacker
While this one is a fake, this has been done for real several times by the German Hackers from the CCC (Chaos Computer Club). IIRC they "hacked" houses in Berlin, Paris and somewhere in Canada. Hacking in the means of modifying them to make it work. And it's a bit more work than just connecting a box
Some videos and more information about the real thing here:
http://www.blinkenlights.net/blinkenlights
Some videos and more information about the real thing here:
http://www.blinkenlights.net/blinkenlights
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61. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Cups and steel balls
#3, it's all slight of hand, material management, and misdirection. It's not actually impressive if you know more than a handful of magic tricks. You'll notice how often he rests his hands on the table top- he's rolling the bearings around with them. The large ones he puts in the cups by briefly putting the cups under the table edge and "loading" them. The huge one at the end he pulls from under the table with his left hand and makes it look like it came from the cup by "flipping" it. Nice magic, but a shame that having a video camera on it ruins it for anyone who knows a few tricks and reviews.
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62. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Crazy Truckers on European Highway
Looks like Bombay... everyday.
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63. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Progress is beautiful
#3 WildMonkey, are you kidding? Haven't you noticed how anti-intellectual this place is?
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64. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Yummy McDonalds crap
It's the salt that makes the fries last...
lots of it
lots of it
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65. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Tattoo Your Eyes
I thought black would be a little scary.
Dark blue is so much more comforting....
Dark blue is so much more comforting....
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66. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Hero turtle rescues upside down turtle
thumbs up for calling it hero turtle
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67. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Food catching kitty.
NINJA KITTEH!!
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68. plurft commented 14 years ago on video humongous rats
that's an over-grown Jerry right there.
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69. plurft commented 12 years ago on video Hysterical laughter
I wanna watch whats he's watching!!!
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70. plurft commented 12 years ago on video Being smart in Russia
he just took the monorail...
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71. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Floating Ball, Screwdriver and Egg
uhmm.. now that's...!!! Different !!!
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72. plurft commented 9 years ago on video A 3D Visualization Of The Anatomy Of A Tornado
Is this a hologram?
Superimposed CGI?
... or wtf?
Superimposed CGI?
... or wtf?
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73. plurft commented 16 years ago on video How stupid...
You can hear the pubic bone cracking!
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74. plurft commented 15 years ago on video How to annoy a cat
Trap-door spider cat.
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75. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Namco's Muscle March
i wonder what would happen if i showed this game to my friends after a weed smoking session lol.
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76. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Funny accidents Compilation
2:41 looooooooool incoming!!!!!!!!!!
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77. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Guy with a Bow
Wow Legolas escaped from Middleearth.
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79. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Tight Parking
Great .. and when she finally "parked" she leaves enough space in front of her car to almost fit in another car. I hate people who waste parking space like that ..
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80. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Lazy Ball boy
wow, the ball ended up in the VIP lounge.
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81. plurft commented 13 years ago on video John Cleese - Soccer vs Football
How boring would the world be if we didn't have stuff like this to argue about?
If you enjoy these kind of pointless arguments with people getting very... excited about their point of view, go check out the discussion pages on football/soccer (whatever those maniacs have named it nowadays) on wikipedia. It's a hoot!
If you enjoy these kind of pointless arguments with people getting very... excited about their point of view, go check out the discussion pages on football/soccer (whatever those maniacs have named it nowadays) on wikipedia. It's a hoot!
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82. plurft commented 12 years ago on video Fail Compilation November 2011
"we're cutting that out" at 5:14 Glad they didn't
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83. plurft commented 11 years ago on video Unicycle Football
... But why???
Whats next? Unicycle swimming? ... chess?
... unicycle skateboarding...?
Whats next? Unicycle swimming? ... chess?
... unicycle skateboarding...?
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84. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Old woman in Romania can't stop singing for a week
But seriously... How's that possible?
At least it's not Lady Gaga
Tune catchy tho, may set up as an alarm clock
At least it's not Lady Gaga
Tune catchy tho, may set up as an alarm clock
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85. plurft commented 9 years ago on video This Russian dude groped the wrong waitress...
#5 That explains the "BRICK" fenomena lol
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86. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Truck accident
Now imagine a situation where that truck was carrying a RED paint.
How much more drama would that add to the scenery
How much more drama would that add to the scenery
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87. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Subway Long Jump
#5
Download clip -> open with VLC -> slow down playback -> ENJOY !!!
You lot complaining about NYC Subway?
Come and check London Tube
... but please, NO JUMPING! and mind the gap
Download clip -> open with VLC -> slow down playback -> ENJOY !!!
You lot complaining about NYC Subway?
Come and check London Tube
... but please, NO JUMPING! and mind the gap
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88. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Audi commercial
#1 it's alfa-romeo...
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89. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Sneaky Racoon
#(removed comment) plurft is a name someone used to register an account to put into bugmenot. http://www.bugmenot.com/view/snotr.com
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90. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Student brings typewriter to class
Can somebody tell him we're in 21st century?
Still, i think he was playing 'saper' like any other student in this class
Still, i think he was playing 'saper' like any other student in this class
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91. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Freaking Amazing Unreal Shots
Notice how there were no such videos before video-editing/effects became more accessible.
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92. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Airbus A380 Brake Test
Did the brake pass the test?
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93. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Pro Mexican Wrestler Punches Fan In The Face
CAN'T TOUCH THIS!
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94. plurft commented 14 years ago on video World's Largest Gummy Bear
You know how you can make a gummy bear grow in water/wodka?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmrgVnmMy1M
Now .. imagine it with this beast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmrgVnmMy1M
Now .. imagine it with this beast
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95. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Boomerang Skateboard Hits Kid In Head
what goes around comes around.
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96. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Squirrel vs Snake
Ultimate Showdown!
Also, snake is no fun.
Also, snake is no fun.
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97. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Milky Way Time Lapse
Whoever links a HD source gets a thumbs up
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98. plurft commented 13 years ago on video How to remove snow from your roof!
i just keep re-playing the laugh at 0:40 . brilliant!
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99. plurft commented 13 years ago on video Scary walk
When the guy got to the part with the wooden planks I almost fell off my chair because I was trying to lean to the left. Damnit I hate heights.
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100. plurft commented 13 years ago on video A Lesson in Forgiveness
Those people talking about how she had not lived long enough to understand the loss have obviously never met someone with a disability.
Do you really think all the people in wheelchairs or the disabled ones go about their day pitying themselves, thinking how much worse their lives are compared to the normal people? Wake the fuck up.
Do you really think all the people in wheelchairs or the disabled ones go about their day pitying themselves, thinking how much worse their lives are compared to the normal people? Wake the fuck up.
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101. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Cars Trapped In Fire Storm
Hoooly sheeeettt!!!
... and this music loool
This reminds me of... err wait...
never seen anything like this before!!!
... and this music loool
This reminds me of... err wait...
never seen anything like this before!!!
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103. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Soft landing
That was actually part of the trick lol
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104. plurft commented 16 years ago on video Everyday risk
at about 37 seconds, if you look at the floor directly in front of the desk, you can see the wind blowing stuff back away from the door, so it was probably a gust of wind that did it
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105. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Carlton Draught: Drop the Bomb
gravity rules!
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106. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Sneaky Racoon
#(removed comment) Just because you have a cat doesn't mean us straight folks can't have any.
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107. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Baby elephant
he was scared of the laughter not his sneezing
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108. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Boat vs Bridge
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109. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Misheard Lyrics
Stupid song...
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110. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Don't Mess With Santa !
Hahahahahaha right on...
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111. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Getting a Truck Out of The Water
transformers
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112. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Pixels invasion
wait .. those are voxels
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113. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Stairway Snowboarding
The show is a Finsih show called the Dudesons. It's a brilliant, they don't do fancy stunts, just a lot of things that is easy to copy^^
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114. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Japan's ramen robot
lol fuck those noodles, I want to see them fight
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115. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Magic Flashlights
#24 definetly easy, but tracking the positions and tweaking them must've been time consuming... Bravo to the creator
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116. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Men With TALENT
these men are really talented....
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117. plurft commented 13 years ago on video How to do things faster
damn, now i gotta recover my 5:10 wasted on this video.
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118. plurft commented 13 years ago on video Ladybug plays with sprinkles
The level of frustration must be over the top!
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119. plurft commented 13 years ago on video The last free people on this planet
Here's the kicker. Even if those dudes had never had contact with our "civilisation" they live in an area claimed by some country, owned by someone. And they have fuck all rights. Woo-hoo! They could then either choose to continue living like that, if some "preservation" organisation raises enough money for it, and be watched like a zoo animal or comply to the rules of whatever fucking country they live in and be miserable like the rest of us.
Tough choice tho. Sacrifice your first-born and wear a monkey skull on your head or give half of your income to the elected government as tax. Tough choice.
Tough choice tho. Sacrifice your first-born and wear a monkey skull on your head or give half of your income to the elected government as tax. Tough choice.
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120. plurft commented 13 years ago on video Balancing Act
These are two Hungarian guys, the call themselves Golden Power.
You can google their 1980's style website if you like.
I'd also recommend looking for a better quality video somewhere else
You can google their 1980's style website if you like.
I'd also recommend looking for a better quality video somewhere else
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121. plurft commented 13 years ago on video Self propelled robot walks only by using its own weight
#15 Of course it won't even run on a flat surface. Where would the energy come from?
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122. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Crashing a Giant Star Wars LEGO Super Star Destroyer
For the version 2 of this excercise I would recommend:
- higher drop altitude
- TWO cameras on opposite sides
- higher FPS cameras
- Darth Vader POV camera
- BIGGER SHIP (Destroyer)
Thank you
- higher drop altitude
- TWO cameras on opposite sides
- higher FPS cameras
- Darth Vader POV camera
- BIGGER SHIP (Destroyer)
Thank you
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124. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Vintage video of workers trying to get to the oil fields, circa 1920's
I envy !!!
That looks like FUN !!!
Quattro AllRoad FTW!
That looks like FUN !!!
Quattro AllRoad FTW!
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125. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Don't ever slice open a tire
Ok.
... but what happened ???
... but what happened ???
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126. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Losing control!
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127. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Son, wait here!
I think I may have an idea for a x'mas present for my llittle 3yo this year
I may need a bigger garden tho... or I can let my boy sort this out afterwards
I may need a bigger garden tho... or I can let my boy sort this out afterwards
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128. plurft commented 9 years ago on video The First Hold & Release Bungee Jump
Damien Walters IS DA BOSS!!!
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129. plurft commented 16 years ago on video Everyday risk
at about 37 seconds, if you look at the floor directly in front of the desk, you can see the wind blowing stuff back away from the door, so it was probably a gust of wind that did it
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130. plurft commented 15 years ago on video What you shouldn't eat on a date
#9: K In Der K Anal? Hidden messages? Damn germans. :p
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132. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Family Guy - Peter speaking Italian
Love it!!! And i'm italian!!
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133. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Rock Balancing Art
#2
> The guy, intuitively, is actually solving complex three dimensional equations and their double derivative
Yeah; except he's not, he's balancing rocks.
> The guy, intuitively, is actually solving complex three dimensional equations and their double derivative
Yeah; except he's not, he's balancing rocks.
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134. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Comfort Wipe commercial
extends your reach 18 inches?! how the hell far do you need to reach?
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135. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Whale Wars
#2 another idea: use torpedoes to kill the whales. (JIC, I'm not being serious)
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136. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Failing long-haired rollerblader
#19 It's okay to try and fail. Looks like he asked a friend to record him trying, to pick the successful take later and use it to show off. Things turned out differently. So it's the camera that is the wrong component, take it away and there's nothing wrong with trying.
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137. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Slomo Collection
shotgun.
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138. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Snowkite flight
a lifetime experience...
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139. plurft commented 14 years ago on video What National Geographic doesn't show you
HAHAHAHA....!!
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140. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Anyone for a pancake?
I got a L4D2 feeling when she got hit with the pan
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141. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Instant Rockstar
HAHAHAHA A REAL ROCK STAR...
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142. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Never get off your couch again!
where can I get one...?
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144. plurft commented 14 years ago on video How not to high jump
new WR !!! -1.35m
wtf
wtf
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146. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Aggressive maneuvers for autonomous quadrotor flight.
Love that it shows: "3 views" of the video, but there is 19 comments so far^^"
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147. plurft commented 13 years ago on video Cat vs Metronom
whoopee, kitties! who gives a flying phuck that they're framing wikileaks and its founder as we speak. we're watching kitties now!
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148. plurft commented 12 years ago on video Sportsmanship
The professor from Futurama just changed his mind about leaving planet earth!
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149. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Best News Bloopers April 2015
That chick at 1:8 is cute
I would marry her myself lol
I would marry her myself lol
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150. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Monster leech
Spaghetti eating... spaghetti lol
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151. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Redneck Air Show
The laws of physics do not apply for those guys for some reason
Time/space bend in action
Time/space bend in action
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152. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Snotr now has a messaging system for users! -PM System-
tkx for listening to your users, the changes are welcome. tkx admins
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153. plurft commented 16 years ago on video Evolution of Wedding Dance
She's beautiful. Good job, big guy. You done good.
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154. plurft commented 16 years ago on video Racism in elevators
Stupid nigger.
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155. plurft commented 15 years ago on video The idiots of Gary's Mod
LOL good stuff
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156. plurft commented 15 years ago on video The idiots of Gary's Mod
LOL good stuff
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157. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Three Atheists
I didn't realize there were so many religious fuckwits here.
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158. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Worst Fight Scene Ever?
Story of Ricky : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102293/
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159. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Dan Bull - Dear Lily
Is it possible to download this tune as an mp3 file sommewhere?
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160. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Skeet shooting jumbo style
WTF...
HAHA...LOL
HAHA...LOL
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161. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Late for work
..and even before he fall asleep...FxxK
HAHA..
HAHA..
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162. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Rear-ender
i like the soundtrack...
is it from a car-audio, or mastered ?
is it from a car-audio, or mastered ?
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163. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Suspect disposes of evidence
I hope they didn't do a cavity search...
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164. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Chinese grandma learning English
You are an idiot!!! What are you doing to your grandma? Do you know what respect is????
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165. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Gigi D'Agostino played on church organ
is it just me or desync ??
shame
however brilliant!!!
shame
however brilliant!!!
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166. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Bring it on!
HAHA... LOL...
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167. plurft commented 14 years ago on video The Hexakopter
GREAT JOB...
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168. plurft commented 14 years ago on video jew's harp in Lithuania
I watched it for about 5 sec.....
what a retard music/instrument...
what a retard music/instrument...
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169. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Best Rugby Hits
Well, this is what they signed up for, so this is what you get...
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170. plurft commented 14 years ago on video February Fail Compilation
i wonder what's the death count
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171. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Scooter Vs Garage Door
Now that was a real smart thing to do...
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172. plurft commented 13 years ago on video Parachute Hang Up
#1 Static parachuters use a breakaway system consisting of threads with a certain resistance or a device that breaks away when more than a certain force is applied to it.
The mistake in this scenario is either that the chute is not packed according to manual or the procedure by the soldier.
In the first case the mistake was that was made has something to do with the metal breakaway device. If you look closely at 2:11 you see a hoop around the device. This hoop is either not supposed to be thereor got a too though resistance.
In the second case it might be correctly packed, but the soldier did not jump long so ther was not enough force applied in this to the hoop and the device so the hoop did not break.
This has nothing to do with the soldiers skill, either a weak moment by the guys packing the chutes or a unlucky jump by the soldier.
The mistake in this scenario is either that the chute is not packed according to manual or the procedure by the soldier.
In the first case the mistake was that was made has something to do with the metal breakaway device. If you look closely at 2:11 you see a hoop around the device. This hoop is either not supposed to be thereor got a too though resistance.
In the second case it might be correctly packed, but the soldier did not jump long so ther was not enough force applied in this to the hoop and the device so the hoop did not break.
This has nothing to do with the soldiers skill, either a weak moment by the guys packing the chutes or a unlucky jump by the soldier.
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173. plurft commented 13 years ago on video 3000 HP Aussie hotrod
WTF at 3:31
Big sticker fail!
Big sticker fail!
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174. plurft commented 13 years ago on video Tom Green Owns Xzibit in Freestyle Battle
Anyone who didn't know Tom raps should check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ctc4daiIZU
..yeah, that's Tom Green!
..yeah, that's Tom Green!
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175. plurft commented 12 years ago on video Greatest Scene In Film History
THE KID @ 0:57. LOOL! NewB!! (shots)
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176. plurft commented 12 years ago on video Best fails of 2011
The line of when it is ok to be laughing at someones misforturne is crossed a few times too much in this video!
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177. plurft commented 11 years ago on video AquaTop Display
This project is still in beta stage. Audio yet to be implemented.
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178. plurft commented 11 years ago on video ARGUS World's highest resolution camera
Drone hunting season has officially begun !
Fancy a new webcam?
Remember:
"Sensor is attached to the belly of UAV"
Fancy a new webcam?
Remember:
"Sensor is attached to the belly of UAV"
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179. plurft commented 10 years ago on video MIT reproduces 3d gestures
OMG i want to cover the whole floor of my house with this xD
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180. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Tornado destroys buildings, flips semi-trucks in Illinois
If this ever happen here in UK... it's the imigrants... it's all their fault as always
LOLOLO
LOLOLO
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181. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Installation of the first intelligent parking in Saudi Arabia
So this type of "smart" parking was posted few days ago on snotr.
Few days later saudi's already have one!
Few days later saudi's already have one!
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182. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Every day has a surprise
... and I huff, and I puff ...
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183. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Is This Standard Procedure For Knee Surgery?
Hi
I'm a surgeon.
This is a standard procedure. What you see on the video is a follow up to stitching.
Device inside patients body is called tightener and one held by the doctor is called "the hammer". What you see happening over there is a standard procedure of tightening stiches freshly applied to a damaged skin tissue.
Subject on the video suffered a cut to his skin caused by improper use of washing mashine. This resulted in an operation of putting TWO stiches in the knee area of his leg.
I'm a surgeon.
This is a standard procedure. What you see on the video is a follow up to stitching.
Device inside patients body is called tightener and one held by the doctor is called "the hammer". What you see happening over there is a standard procedure of tightening stiches freshly applied to a damaged skin tissue.
Subject on the video suffered a cut to his skin caused by improper use of washing mashine. This resulted in an operation of putting TWO stiches in the knee area of his leg.
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186. plurft commented 14 years ago on video America's Dumbest Criminals
#7 made me lol ;]
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187. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Facebook status: married
what an interesting life both must have.
They're even updating their facebook first before actually kissing each other...
They're even updating their facebook first before actually kissing each other...
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190. plurft commented 14 years ago on video The IT Crowd - I'm Disabled
HAHAHA
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191. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Epic Trailer
The sword at the end of the wire about 0:37. WHat movie is that from?
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192. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Hillarious spider mating behaviour
A spider tango...
But is he gonna get it or what...?
But is he gonna get it or what...?
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193. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Taylor Momsen escapes paparazzi
Funny, but fake...
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194. plurft commented 14 years ago on video We got that B-roll!!
im waiting for T-roll
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195. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Man Of Many Talents
The generation with far too much spare time...
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196. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Tattoo Your Eyes
In the WoOorld
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197. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Do you have a flag?
#10 http://www.videosift.com/video/Eddie-Izzard-Dress-To-Kill-full-show
There's the show I think
There's the show I think
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198. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Ostrich Attack
wow, I like ostriches ^^ they are curious. This guys laughing is very contagious!!!
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199. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Cat on roomba bitch-slapping a dog
Omg, I love this shit ^^ Cats are really funny.... I wonder why the cat has no fear to ride a machine...
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200. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Falcore Juggling
"close to me"
the get up kids
;]
the get up kids
;]
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201. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Raptor Devours Cheerleader
I would love to eat her too ...
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202. plurft commented 14 years ago on video T-shirt wars
Great work guys....
Keep it up.
Keep it up.
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203. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Sony New Controller
holy fuck Sony just created a dildo, good job guys.
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204. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Trampoline fail
What a loser
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205. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Top 20 5 Second Films
Renegade pervert.... hahaha..lol
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206. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Evolution of war
I managed to remember seven of the twelve videos. Can anybody fill me in?
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207. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Scary Wake Up Pranks
#9 not yet.
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208. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Devils Pool
#11 u are correct i've been there and in the pool..it is kind of like an infinity edge pool
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209. plurft commented 13 years ago on video Russian Car Crash Compilation
#29 don't think, it doesn't suit you.
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210. plurft commented 13 years ago on video Café allongé
Reminds me of Studio 4°C. Mind Game, that kinda stuff. Or Satoshi Kon, but lamer.
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212. plurft commented 11 years ago on video Man with an unexpected voice
Travis: Will you marry me?
MRs: Emm... NO!
Travis: <facepalm>
Judges: That's four NO's !!!
... career over
MRs: Emm... NO!
Travis: <facepalm>
Judges: That's four NO's !!!
... career over
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213. plurft commented 10 years ago on video Awesome fully automatic Wolverine claws
LOL 1:26 did he kill his gf??
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214. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Strangest "things" on the Nürburgring
Shut UP!!!
Take my money...
... and tell me where to find this place
LOL
Take my money...
... and tell me where to find this place
LOL
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215. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Car sing-along goes wrong
I think I would rather be against posting this vid on the net even without "the incident" lol
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216. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Run little man run....
I think I experienced a glitch in matrix, deja vu or something watching this vid.
Back on the subject. This running thing reminds me of... nothing really lol.
Cool new tech btw. In the future I want to se jockeys riding that thing and racing who's the fastest
Back on the subject. This running thing reminds me of... nothing really lol.
Cool new tech btw. In the future I want to se jockeys riding that thing and racing who's the fastest
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217. plurft commented 9 years ago on video The First Hold & Release Bungee Jump
For those who wonder
AUDIO --->>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZHuJjeEAkI
... and remeber Damien Walters DEFIES Chuck Norris !!!
AUDIO --->>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZHuJjeEAkI
... and remeber Damien Walters DEFIES Chuck Norris !!!
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218. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Landing in Tegucigalpa, Honduras
That's just crazy. It's amazing how little space he has to actually land the plane. He turns almost 90 degrees just a little ways away from the airport. Most have a straight line right into the landing which makes it 100 times easier.
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219. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Eating the world's hottest pepper
Yes it is real, the "burning" in your mouth from different peppers is poison in fact the poison attacking. There you see the effect of a to strong poison..
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220. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Quizcall presenter faints
that reminds me of that video :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgIvGiOzioc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgIvGiOzioc
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221. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Pimp my ride fail
Listen to the engine, if they'd spent some money on that the car would be SLIGHTLY better, but otherwise, just a stupid waste of money. Chronic is clearly black, and they're just about the only people who waste money on shit like that.
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222. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Cat in bag
Why not pet the cat?
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223. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Train horn blasts
And yet noone ducked or covered.
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224. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Cat uses MacBook
I wish that cat would have puked all over that Mac, it would have improved it.
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225. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
#(removed comment), Oldfart,
Here's a little riddle for you.
One of me is American. One of me is Italian. One might also be French, Argentine, or Australian. I'm Chinese for an hour; I'm Japanese for twenty minutes; I'm sometimes Russian for five days. I will appear schizoid, but you'll know me by which voice I use. I am many.
This minute, I'm the one who knows the Bible better than you.
Here's a little riddle for you.
One of me is American. One of me is Italian. One might also be French, Argentine, or Australian. I'm Chinese for an hour; I'm Japanese for twenty minutes; I'm sometimes Russian for five days. I will appear schizoid, but you'll know me by which voice I use. I am many.
This minute, I'm the one who knows the Bible better than you.
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226. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Dancing cops
The rifle spinning solider is doing? He is a member of the Norwegian "The King's Guards" and is trained for the single purpose of showing of.. Usally done by a complete squad and then ending it by firing blanks up in the air, they are usually moving in amazingly coordinated "dances"(if that is what you want to call it). They are entertainers, not fighters or law enforces. Just young men spending all their time making the uniform pretty and their rifles clean..
The other guy... I don't really want to know what he is doing
The other guy... I don't really want to know what he is doing
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227. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Accalerating to 300 km/h
here's to him dying in a fireball.
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228. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Half of the Car
If he makes a "Bond Turn" I will be impressed
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229. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Water Jetpack
Wonder what would happen If you tried to scubadive with that thing..
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230. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Hawaii Chair
HAHAHAHA...LOL
UNBELIEVABLE
UNBELIEVABLE
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231. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Lucky train inspector
FAKE but Funny....HAHAHA...
hmmm... now where did I lose my glasses...
hmmm... now where did I lose my glasses...
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232. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Deer Jumps Into Lion Enclosure
stupid crowd...
dumb-ass deer
dumb-ass deer
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233. plurft commented 14 years ago on video iPhone Russian Roulette
LOL.. #18 me too
Great clip
Great clip
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234. plurft commented 14 years ago on video I lost my teeth!
I'm ok I tfink.. I willf tryf this againf and do it rightf nexft timeff..
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235. plurft commented 14 years ago on video How to convert a porn movie
HAHAHA... Very Funny
.. but I still think it's not for kids..
.. but I still think it's not for kids..
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236. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Human Pixels Perform
#18 Go West by the Pet Shop Boys
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238. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Comedian vs Angry woman
@9 zjeee...
I didn't know it was all part of the show...
HAHA
I didn't know it was all part of the show...
HAHA
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239. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Slalom Free-style Rollerblade
What is the name of that song?
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240. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Jump The Pier
XXXXTREEEEMEE...
Love it
Love it
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241. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Harassment Week
way to long to be funny...
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242. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Casey Stoner
Yeah the video and music don't mix well,
and nothing out of the ordinary too...
and nothing out of the ordinary too...
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244. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Weird Water Experiment!
the part about "it will stay like that for hours" is bullshit
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245. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Chinese kid playing "I'm Yours"
hmm... made in china
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246. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Parking a Ship
... and his final words were "oohh...crap"
LOL
LOL
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247. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Ladies, you better rely on yourself...
well, THAT girl can rely on others. not when she's old though
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248. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Wooden robotic arm
That this is right before the uncanny valley, LOVE it
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249. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Honda CBR 1000RR Fireblade
I just hope he dies without hurting anybody
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251. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Police Chase Motorbike
This looks to be in england...
I believe the cop cars over there are Astras! little 1.8 L hatches! I have one!
I also have a motorbike. His looks to be a CBR1000RR Fireblade which is a race replica of Hondas GP racebike. Its not surprising he can outrun the cops, he has one of the fastest vehicles in the world.
This guy shows some skill, yes, but the time and place is just stupid.
You know you can spend a whole day on a racetrack for less than the cost of a speeding fine? You can go as fast as you want, and ride your tits off, and its all good! But don't do it on the road.
I believe the cop cars over there are Astras! little 1.8 L hatches! I have one!
I also have a motorbike. His looks to be a CBR1000RR Fireblade which is a race replica of Hondas GP racebike. Its not surprising he can outrun the cops, he has one of the fastest vehicles in the world.
This guy shows some skill, yes, but the time and place is just stupid.
You know you can spend a whole day on a racetrack for less than the cost of a speeding fine? You can go as fast as you want, and ride your tits off, and its all good! But don't do it on the road.
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252. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Winter sports in russia
OOOHHH.. those Russians....
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253. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Nerds Unite
At 0:21 the fat chick continues after being hit She cheated.
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254. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Pacman Trashes Supermarket etc.
I believe poor people would be using a pen and paper to write jokes, not makes suits and break stuff.
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255. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Chatroulette Endmost Piano Ode To Merton
#8 Du trenger ikke være svensk for å forstå svensk. Det holder med å være skandinavisk
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256. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Perception
It's definetly tamil, I speak it
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257. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Truck drifting
Drift King!!
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258. plurft commented 13 years ago on video Do you own (stuff made by) slaves?
whoopee, guilt trip! bring on more, it's the holiday season almost, tell us how we enjoy Christmas while they still work in the dirt and stuff.
If companies knew that people care about this, they would have already made a big deal about it. For example, Apple knew people care about design and fun, flashy, useless apps, so we got the iPhone, the Macs, the app store. But did people stop buying Apple products when Foxconn employees (Apple parts supplier) started KILLING THEMSELVES because of the working conditions imposed by Apple?
You want to save Africa and the pour Asians? Bring Christianity in, they indeed need million dollars Churches (Philippines, China lately) and they are really eager to give away 10% of their (next to nothing) income to the Adventist Church (Africa).
Or bring the sweet capitalism in. The one that makes americans treat animals better than homeless PEOPLE. HUMANS! effin PETA.
Last time the civilized northern hemisphere tried to help the africans they gave them weapons to kill each other with. They enslaved them in the 1700s and they enslave them now.
And instead of hating the rich people for doing this you hate ME for disagreeing that we should help them, which i'm not. I'm just honest with myself and i KNOW i won't be able to live without any of the products presented here. And rather than being a hypocrite i prefer doing nothing. You know who should do something? Those f*cking MTV 16 year olds that b*tch about the color of the new Lexus their African-slave-owner daddy bought them. Or those rap stars bragging about their 22" gold plated rims. Not me. FU, i'm pour!
If companies knew that people care about this, they would have already made a big deal about it. For example, Apple knew people care about design and fun, flashy, useless apps, so we got the iPhone, the Macs, the app store. But did people stop buying Apple products when Foxconn employees (Apple parts supplier) started KILLING THEMSELVES because of the working conditions imposed by Apple?
You want to save Africa and the pour Asians? Bring Christianity in, they indeed need million dollars Churches (Philippines, China lately) and they are really eager to give away 10% of their (next to nothing) income to the Adventist Church (Africa).
Or bring the sweet capitalism in. The one that makes americans treat animals better than homeless PEOPLE. HUMANS! effin PETA.
Last time the civilized northern hemisphere tried to help the africans they gave them weapons to kill each other with. They enslaved them in the 1700s and they enslave them now.
And instead of hating the rich people for doing this you hate ME for disagreeing that we should help them, which i'm not. I'm just honest with myself and i KNOW i won't be able to live without any of the products presented here. And rather than being a hypocrite i prefer doing nothing. You know who should do something? Those f*cking MTV 16 year olds that b*tch about the color of the new Lexus their African-slave-owner daddy bought them. Or those rap stars bragging about their 22" gold plated rims. Not me. FU, i'm pour!
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259. plurft commented 13 years ago on video A blonde and a 3rd grade geography question
"Houston is located in which american state? I thought america IS a state? Hmmm.... there are cowboys and indians there, arent they? Is it Disneyland? Disneyland is a state, right? Or, that state, where Chandler and Phoebe live, wait, Hollywood? Is it Hollywood? I think, it's there!"
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260. plurft commented 13 years ago on video The Real Battle: L.A
#14
Oh yeah LA wouldnt have any Anti Aircraft batteries in 1942...
idiot
Also Orson Welles' War of the Worlds was broadcast in 1938.
Oh yeah LA wouldnt have any Anti Aircraft batteries in 1942...
idiot
Also Orson Welles' War of the Worlds was broadcast in 1938.
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261. plurft commented 13 years ago on video Kenneth Moen Hillclimb Drift Lillehammer
Normal people refill gas, he buys new tires^^
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262. plurft commented 12 years ago on video Bombsquad Goes Norway
Untill you have experienced freefall this looks like bragging. After I see it as the way to share the most amazing feeling in the world!
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263. plurft commented 9 years ago on video A whole new way to feed your kids
-mum: "hey sweetie, have some roasted beef shoulder"
- 'Slap!'
-baby: "mum ouch! wtf?!?..."
-mum: "oh sorry..."
-cameraman: "lol "
- 'Slap!'
-baby: "mum ouch! wtf?!?..."
-mum: "oh sorry..."
-cameraman: "lol "
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264. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Biker Delivers Swift Justice To A Reckless Driver
Second biker camera POV video for me please
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265. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Pastor Uses Invisible Power to Knock Down Church Members
Kamehamehaaaa mofos !!!!
LOL
Neo would be proud
LOL
Neo would be proud
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266. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Diving selfie
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA
Sound effects made me ROTFL
Sound effects made me ROTFL
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267. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Three Atheists
Eddie2042,
You're an idiot. The level of cognitive dissonance that is required for you to maintain your worldview must be grotesquely enormous. Basic freedoms are NOT given by "Christians" and "Christian morality"- most of the philosophies that informed the "Free World" came from what you would consider "pagan" sources, Greece, Rome, Native Americans, Rationalist movements, etc... Some things came from Christian movements, sure, but they also conveniently ran parallel to the other sources. This is why the American founders use the generic "God" instead of the explicitly identifying "Jehovah", "Yahweh", or "Elohim". Furthermore, they did not intend for America to follow Christian ideology- if it did, ask yourself again why most of the "Ten Commandments" are not heeded by American legislative systems. Ask yourself why broad sections of Mosaic and Levitican are ignored when making your American laws.
Face it, you're a self-righteous, arrogant, and obtuse cultist.
You're an idiot. The level of cognitive dissonance that is required for you to maintain your worldview must be grotesquely enormous. Basic freedoms are NOT given by "Christians" and "Christian morality"- most of the philosophies that informed the "Free World" came from what you would consider "pagan" sources, Greece, Rome, Native Americans, Rationalist movements, etc... Some things came from Christian movements, sure, but they also conveniently ran parallel to the other sources. This is why the American founders use the generic "God" instead of the explicitly identifying "Jehovah", "Yahweh", or "Elohim". Furthermore, they did not intend for America to follow Christian ideology- if it did, ask yourself again why most of the "Ten Commandments" are not heeded by American legislative systems. Ask yourself why broad sections of Mosaic and Levitican are ignored when making your American laws.
Face it, you're a self-righteous, arrogant, and obtuse cultist.
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268. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
#(removed comment), Oldfart, you're such a hilarious jingoistic fascist.
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269. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Cat Betrays His Girlfriend
That is a lazy guy, the woman supported him...
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270. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Hawaii Chair
America is probalbly the only country where people would buy the chair
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271. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Tape measure master
The Tape ninja...
eehh... ok guys, back to work...
eehh... ok guys, back to work...
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272. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Chainsaw breakfast
Now this is what I would call plain stupid...
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273. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Harry Potter And The Magic Of Puberty
I really think the paralyzing formula will get handy for Ron
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274. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Ricky Gervais hosting the 2010 Golden Globes
Bloody brilliant
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275. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Pac-Man Illusion!
It is the same house the last Illusion (the cube) was show/made in.... I think someone got an obsession or to much spare time
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276. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Hammer Toss Fail
did anyone else noticed that "clicking" sound right when the hammer is in its lowest position just before the "take off" ??
seems that the hammer hit the ground on the last spin and changed the trajectory and jumped out of its orbit
then it was physics that took over, and like #11 said... weight and momentum... ;-]
seems that the hammer hit the ground on the last spin and changed the trajectory and jumped out of its orbit
then it was physics that took over, and like #11 said... weight and momentum... ;-]
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277. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Fiddling Beaver
NICE BEAVER...
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278. plurft commented 14 years ago on video The machine is using us
the music is a remix of one of the templates in fruity loops boring...
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279. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Three Atheists
#44, eddie2042,
"You mean, a profession in the "unknowable""
No, a profession studying mythologies- it's not meant to find "truth" or the "unknowable". You see, where you're confused about the relation between Christianity and the Jesus figure is that you are assuming they are one and the same. They're not. One is a religion, the other is the textual figure the religion is based around.
"No but seriously, I still don't see Christians beheading anyone, stoning ppl to death, amputating as a punishment."
Well, not this century, anyway. Mostly because Christians have moved from the physical forms of forcing submission to the political/economic forms. Why would you need to behead someone if you own most of the world's wealth and resources? You can just starve them to death.
"Pure Christianity is known for peace, love and forgiveness."
Then why is it still holding on to Lex Talonis and holding on to teachings from the Bible that didn't purportedly come directly from Jesus? What is your problem with homosexuals? Jesus never mentioned them, yet Christians seem totally willing to condemn them. The safe bet is because Christians are NOT known for following the precepts of peace, love, and forgiveness that their Christ figure commands. And again, if you want to cherry-pick Muslim texts, the same can be done with your Christian texts-
LUKE 10:10-12 But into whatsoever city ye enter, and they receive you not, go your ways out into the streets of the same, and say, "It shall be more tolerable in that day for Sodom, than for that city." Entire cities will be violently destroyed and the inhabitants "thrust down to hell" for not "receiving" Jesus and his disciples. Even the very dust of your city, which cleaveth on us, we do wipe off against you: notwithstanding be ye sure of this, that the kingdom of God is come nigh unto you. But I say unto you, that it shall be more tolerable in that day for Sodom, than for that city.
So Jesus says, whoever doesn't accept him or his teachings will be destroyed. Sounds analogous to Muhammad to me.
#(removed comment), Oldfart,
"If you are into mythology and folklore (and maybe wicca) then you are no expert on Christianity since Jesus was no myth and not a subject of folklore."
I am not "into it"- it is my profession. You only solidify your fool's reputation when you think Christianity is not mythology. The word doesn't mean "false god stories" as you assume; it merely refers to the collected stories of religious significance to a specific culture. Thus, Christianity is one mythology. You sound exactly like the Area 51 fanatic that claims aliens are real no matter what one calls their stories. Furthermore, "Wicca", is not a mythology or a folklore- it is a fabricated neo-pagan religion in the same way that Scientology is fabricated. If you knew anything about myth and folk studies, you would realize that. I shouldn't imagine you would- you have a horrible understanding of your own Bible.
"Are all Italians as stupid as you?"
And you follow it with the wonderful, "Christians turn the other cheek" line. How splendid your misplaced prejudices are. I'm an American, by the way... I might even be your neighbor. How do you feel about that?
"Just what parts of the OT do you think are still practised nowadays?"
Most of it if Christians had their way- ten commandments, Lex Talonis, and all. Of course, you think that codes of Lex Talonis are the only parts of Mosaic and Levitican law there are and the rest of the OT mythologies are window dressing. Actually read your Bible to find out what else is in there. Reading a few passages outlined by your priest out of context doesn't help you.
"True muslims do not respect governments or countries,they are obedient only to their religion."
You mean like the "true Christians" who don't hold god above their nations as mandated by their Bibles? The "true" members of any religion are zealous psychopaths. You really do appear to be the same.
"Don't come to the US looking for safety when you discover your muslim 'friends' have turned on you!"
There are plenty of Muslims in the United States already. Fortunately, they aren't as violent or frightening as the Christian terrorists within the country already.
As far as your idea that the Bible has no mention of the Terracentic galaxy:
JUDGES 5:31 So let all thine enemies perish, O LORD: but let them that love him be as the sun when he goeth forth in his might. And the land had rest forty years.
This line refers to the sun traveling forward over the Earth. Not exactly how it works, yeah?
Listen, old guy, I'm sure you went to church for several years to build up this arsenal of spoon-fed talking points, but you're woefully inadequate against someone who has actually read your Bible, and histories of your religion, and critical works about it, and philosophical treatises by its major leaders. Hell, you're completely outmatched.
"You mean, a profession in the "unknowable""
No, a profession studying mythologies- it's not meant to find "truth" or the "unknowable". You see, where you're confused about the relation between Christianity and the Jesus figure is that you are assuming they are one and the same. They're not. One is a religion, the other is the textual figure the religion is based around.
"No but seriously, I still don't see Christians beheading anyone, stoning ppl to death, amputating as a punishment."
Well, not this century, anyway. Mostly because Christians have moved from the physical forms of forcing submission to the political/economic forms. Why would you need to behead someone if you own most of the world's wealth and resources? You can just starve them to death.
"Pure Christianity is known for peace, love and forgiveness."
Then why is it still holding on to Lex Talonis and holding on to teachings from the Bible that didn't purportedly come directly from Jesus? What is your problem with homosexuals? Jesus never mentioned them, yet Christians seem totally willing to condemn them. The safe bet is because Christians are NOT known for following the precepts of peace, love, and forgiveness that their Christ figure commands. And again, if you want to cherry-pick Muslim texts, the same can be done with your Christian texts-
LUKE 10:10-12 But into whatsoever city ye enter, and they receive you not, go your ways out into the streets of the same, and say, "It shall be more tolerable in that day for Sodom, than for that city." Entire cities will be violently destroyed and the inhabitants "thrust down to hell" for not "receiving" Jesus and his disciples. Even the very dust of your city, which cleaveth on us, we do wipe off against you: notwithstanding be ye sure of this, that the kingdom of God is come nigh unto you. But I say unto you, that it shall be more tolerable in that day for Sodom, than for that city.
So Jesus says, whoever doesn't accept him or his teachings will be destroyed. Sounds analogous to Muhammad to me.
#(removed comment), Oldfart,
"If you are into mythology and folklore (and maybe wicca) then you are no expert on Christianity since Jesus was no myth and not a subject of folklore."
I am not "into it"- it is my profession. You only solidify your fool's reputation when you think Christianity is not mythology. The word doesn't mean "false god stories" as you assume; it merely refers to the collected stories of religious significance to a specific culture. Thus, Christianity is one mythology. You sound exactly like the Area 51 fanatic that claims aliens are real no matter what one calls their stories. Furthermore, "Wicca", is not a mythology or a folklore- it is a fabricated neo-pagan religion in the same way that Scientology is fabricated. If you knew anything about myth and folk studies, you would realize that. I shouldn't imagine you would- you have a horrible understanding of your own Bible.
"Are all Italians as stupid as you?"
And you follow it with the wonderful, "Christians turn the other cheek" line. How splendid your misplaced prejudices are. I'm an American, by the way... I might even be your neighbor. How do you feel about that?
"Just what parts of the OT do you think are still practised nowadays?"
Most of it if Christians had their way- ten commandments, Lex Talonis, and all. Of course, you think that codes of Lex Talonis are the only parts of Mosaic and Levitican law there are and the rest of the OT mythologies are window dressing. Actually read your Bible to find out what else is in there. Reading a few passages outlined by your priest out of context doesn't help you.
"True muslims do not respect governments or countries,they are obedient only to their religion."
You mean like the "true Christians" who don't hold god above their nations as mandated by their Bibles? The "true" members of any religion are zealous psychopaths. You really do appear to be the same.
"Don't come to the US looking for safety when you discover your muslim 'friends' have turned on you!"
There are plenty of Muslims in the United States already. Fortunately, they aren't as violent or frightening as the Christian terrorists within the country already.
As far as your idea that the Bible has no mention of the Terracentic galaxy:
JUDGES 5:31 So let all thine enemies perish, O LORD: but let them that love him be as the sun when he goeth forth in his might. And the land had rest forty years.
This line refers to the sun traveling forward over the Earth. Not exactly how it works, yeah?
Listen, old guy, I'm sure you went to church for several years to build up this arsenal of spoon-fed talking points, but you're woefully inadequate against someone who has actually read your Bible, and histories of your religion, and critical works about it, and philosophical treatises by its major leaders. Hell, you're completely outmatched.
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280. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Formula Drift – New Jersey 2009
#10, I don't imagine you know about professional drifting much more than most of the people here, but here's the low down. Using the handbranke to initiate a drift will cut considerably on your exiting speed. In other terms, you'll get passed by at any corner if you do this. The only time it's acceptable is when you're doing very tight cornering, think hairpins and corkscrews.
But yeah, go ahead and mock professional drivers kiddo.
But yeah, go ahead and mock professional drivers kiddo.
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281. plurft commented 15 years ago on video A little bit tipsy
I has the same effect as ether, but I dunno If ether last for that long.
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282. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Just Taking a Walk
Well...
Not even a single one Healt and Safety rule had been violated... it`s just that sometimes shit happens at work
ps.
love my country
LOL
Not even a single one Healt and Safety rule had been violated... it`s just that sometimes shit happens at work
ps.
love my country
LOL
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283. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Pigeon: Impossible
Very good...
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284. plurft commented 14 years ago on video The Year of 2009 in Auto-Tune
K West is a, well, I don't want this comment removed, but in this tune his "Beyonce praising/Racism" sounds good
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286. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Dog Flies Down Stairs
#18 <- made my day
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287. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Kevin Richardson and his pets
#7 Do you like fish-sticks?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U95JToq3-3g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U95JToq3-3g
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289. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Pole dancing
For those who don't get it: it's staged.
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290. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
#(removed comment), USAnumber1,
Tell me, do you know what an avatar is?
And if the only thing you know of religious texts is the Bible, albeit very thinly, doesn't that technically make me smarter than you in that arena?
Tell me, do you know what an avatar is?
And if the only thing you know of religious texts is the Bible, albeit very thinly, doesn't that technically make me smarter than you in that arena?
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291. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
#35, bountyhunter53,
It's left over from an earlier thread about a video concerning religion where a mod, being a pansy, decided that he/she didn't want to see it and locked the thread out of spite. It was one of those "I'm a discussion Nazi!" things which is hilarious because there are absolutely no terms of service here, no posting guidelines, no posted "rules" of conduct. Really it boils down to some random mod got offended and couldn't take it so used an arbitrary "this is off topic and people insult each other" complaint to shut down the thread... as if every thread here remains on topic. Of course, arbitrary heavy handedness like that will more than likely keep the number of consistently logged in users pretty low, but hey who wants to discuss in a forum in the way they want. It's better to be censored, yeah?
It's left over from an earlier thread about a video concerning religion where a mod, being a pansy, decided that he/she didn't want to see it and locked the thread out of spite. It was one of those "I'm a discussion Nazi!" things which is hilarious because there are absolutely no terms of service here, no posting guidelines, no posted "rules" of conduct. Really it boils down to some random mod got offended and couldn't take it so used an arbitrary "this is off topic and people insult each other" complaint to shut down the thread... as if every thread here remains on topic. Of course, arbitrary heavy handedness like that will more than likely keep the number of consistently logged in users pretty low, but hey who wants to discuss in a forum in the way they want. It's better to be censored, yeah?
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292. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
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293. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Buzzard Gets Clipped By Wind Turbine
He had it coming...
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294. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Woodpecker vs Snake
Now that's what I call a persistent dumb ass.. ehh dumb bird.
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295. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Elk finds water
Oh, shit is that a camera?
8-O
8-O
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296. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Marriage Proposal FAIL
it's fake
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297. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Policeman faces death
#13 I think Darwin was on about something when he had the Natural Selection...
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298. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Let's wait for the train to cross
The internet have sunk to another new level... I dunno how old some of you guys are, but I am certain that you are not old enough to learned Einstein's Theory of Special relativity to the point of understanding it (And it is useless in this example). Newtons three laws of Physics and the laws of circular motion is what a scientist within mechanics would use to prove the question about this clip... Since the train is not traveling at a velocity close to c it is pointless even mentioning E=mc^2
Herbert, to to img.4chan.org/b if all you just wanna fuck around
Herbert, to to img.4chan.org/b if all you just wanna fuck around
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299. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Man gets owned by his cat
Two things:
1 - You can hear a crashing sound before the monitor hits him.
2 - I have dropped and broken my monitor before and it does not sound like that.
1 - You can hear a crashing sound before the monitor hits him.
2 - I have dropped and broken my monitor before and it does not sound like that.
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300. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Dragons Den
He's selling colloidal silver, not plain distilled water. And yes, it does have well-known medicinal value.
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301. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Man vs. Wild
Just Sick......
Sorry, but these kinds of tv-shows are stupid
Sorry, but these kinds of tv-shows are stupid
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302. plurft commented 14 years ago on video airspace reboot
#9 Scotland & Wales is a part of United Kingdom.
#6 It says Switzerland with an arrow pointing at Switzerland at the map.
#2 Most of them are flying to airports in London and Paris.
#6 It says Switzerland with an arrow pointing at Switzerland at the map.
#2 Most of them are flying to airports in London and Paris.
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303. plurft commented 9 years ago on video "Leech-nado"
Spaghetti-nado lol
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304. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Three Atheists
Oldfart, you'd better get some fiber in you diet so you can shit your head back out of your ass.
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305. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
#30, sux2bu,
No- though I assumed Legion would be a religious person's first guess. It's why I wrote it that way. I'm human.
#(removed comment), USAnumber1,
Are you equating me with the devil? That's comic. And of course I don't believe in the Bible- it's an ancient political/philosophical document no more illuminating or significant than the Quran, Torah, Popol Vuh, the Vedas, the Kojiki, the Zend Avesta, etc, etc, ad nauseum... Of course, like most religious artifact, it's used in the modern age as a fetish of control and as a tool for simple (though archaic) morals education of the less intelligent, but that's not the issue here.
Can you answer the riddle?
No- though I assumed Legion would be a religious person's first guess. It's why I wrote it that way. I'm human.
#(removed comment), USAnumber1,
Are you equating me with the devil? That's comic. And of course I don't believe in the Bible- it's an ancient political/philosophical document no more illuminating or significant than the Quran, Torah, Popol Vuh, the Vedas, the Kojiki, the Zend Avesta, etc, etc, ad nauseum... Of course, like most religious artifact, it's used in the modern age as a fetish of control and as a tool for simple (though archaic) morals education of the less intelligent, but that's not the issue here.
Can you answer the riddle?
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306. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
#(removed comment), USAnumber2,
An "avatar" is, in mythology, a lesser or human incarnation of a god. In Christian mythology, Jesus is an avatar of Jehovah. However, in terms of the internet- your user name is your avatar. You are NOT USAnumber1 outside of this forum any more than I am Plurft. However, ONLY you are USAnumber1 here, whereas Plurft is not only me. Does that help you with why I seem to have mixed personality? I'll probably get banned for that, but, O well.
>"But Christianity is faith-based..."
So is every other religion on Earth. Keep in mind also that there are millions who have faith that UFO's are real. There are millions who have faith that vaccines cause autism.
>"...millions of 'smart' people in the world still believe in Christ."
"Smart" and belief in Christianity are not tacitly linked. Furthermore, "smart" is not the same as "educated", and intelligence in one arena of thought does not translate to other arenas. For example, there may be a brilliant mathematician who believes in Christianity, but that doesn't mean he knows anything about how culture or folklore works.
See, you might have "faith" and it's obvious you might be an authority on it, but that only means you're an authority on how to devote your life to a cause you need no information or education about. Though it's obvious that you've been taught Biblical talking points for a range of subjects, you lack the informed reader's grasp of the subtleties of the culture that goes with that text and knowledge of the vast majority of the text that isn't so popular. You seem to think that Christianity is a unique religion where it isn't- it is similar to every religion on Earth and the themes and teachings within the Bible are broadly generic. There is simply no evidence that it is true- if it were, and was so convincing, there would be a lot more Christians in the world. You'd just as well have total faith in Grimm's fairy tales being real.
But, you see, what's strange is your blatant pomposity- you have faith but that appears to be all you have going for you. Despite that, you are arrogant enough to demand your belief system be etched onto the world and arrogant enough to act as if all who don't follow your belief system are below you. It's obvious from your bigoted condemnation of Muslims; it's obvious from your choice of username. However, the simple fact that you can retain some level of anonymousity here and then act in this manner shows how weakly you regard your own faith. What happened to the "living like Christ" claims? How do you think he would feel about your crassness or about a username that smacks of nationalistic idolatry?
And remember this, always, "faith" is not an education; "faith" is not intelligence; "faith" is not truth; "faith" is not evidence; and, overwhelmingly so, "faith" does not make you "right". Faith is only belief in that which has no evidence.
An "avatar" is, in mythology, a lesser or human incarnation of a god. In Christian mythology, Jesus is an avatar of Jehovah. However, in terms of the internet- your user name is your avatar. You are NOT USAnumber1 outside of this forum any more than I am Plurft. However, ONLY you are USAnumber1 here, whereas Plurft is not only me. Does that help you with why I seem to have mixed personality? I'll probably get banned for that, but, O well.
>"But Christianity is faith-based..."
So is every other religion on Earth. Keep in mind also that there are millions who have faith that UFO's are real. There are millions who have faith that vaccines cause autism.
>"...millions of 'smart' people in the world still believe in Christ."
"Smart" and belief in Christianity are not tacitly linked. Furthermore, "smart" is not the same as "educated", and intelligence in one arena of thought does not translate to other arenas. For example, there may be a brilliant mathematician who believes in Christianity, but that doesn't mean he knows anything about how culture or folklore works.
See, you might have "faith" and it's obvious you might be an authority on it, but that only means you're an authority on how to devote your life to a cause you need no information or education about. Though it's obvious that you've been taught Biblical talking points for a range of subjects, you lack the informed reader's grasp of the subtleties of the culture that goes with that text and knowledge of the vast majority of the text that isn't so popular. You seem to think that Christianity is a unique religion where it isn't- it is similar to every religion on Earth and the themes and teachings within the Bible are broadly generic. There is simply no evidence that it is true- if it were, and was so convincing, there would be a lot more Christians in the world. You'd just as well have total faith in Grimm's fairy tales being real.
But, you see, what's strange is your blatant pomposity- you have faith but that appears to be all you have going for you. Despite that, you are arrogant enough to demand your belief system be etched onto the world and arrogant enough to act as if all who don't follow your belief system are below you. It's obvious from your bigoted condemnation of Muslims; it's obvious from your choice of username. However, the simple fact that you can retain some level of anonymousity here and then act in this manner shows how weakly you regard your own faith. What happened to the "living like Christ" claims? How do you think he would feel about your crassness or about a username that smacks of nationalistic idolatry?
And remember this, always, "faith" is not an education; "faith" is not intelligence; "faith" is not truth; "faith" is not evidence; and, overwhelmingly so, "faith" does not make you "right". Faith is only belief in that which has no evidence.
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307. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Will Arnett Sex Tape
LOL Hilarious...
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308. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Plaxico Burress Parody
Is that the 2girls1cup music?
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309. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Three Atheists
#(removed comment), USAnumber1,
If you want to cherry-pick the Quran for your ignorant talking points, we can do the same with the Bible. How's this for you?
ACTS 3:23 And it shall come to pass, that every soul, which will not hear that prophet, shall be destroyed from among the people.
HEBREWS 9:22 And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission.
EXODUS 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
EXODUS 23:27 I will send my fear before thee, and will destroy all the people to whom thou shalt come, and I will make all thine enemies turn their backs unto thee.
Damn! Christians must be psychotic, murderous assholes if they follow the word of their own Bible so closely! Maybe you should read both books thoroughly for their overwhelming similarities instead of letting your local priest read what he wants to you. And if you HAVE read your Bible, then I'm amazed that you are so ignorant to its own contents.
Additionally, the fact that you apply the ills of SOME Muslim fanatics and fundamentalist philosophers to the ENTIRETY of Islam shows that you're incapable of rational thought. By this logic we can also assume that every Christian alive believes in the interpretation of the Bible foisted by Fred Phelps, that every German during WWII was really a Nazi, and that every Russian alive today is a totalitarian commie.
Your source, Bat Ye'or, grew up Jewish in Egypt and has an agenda against Muslims to begin with because of her childhood. I know, I'VE MET HER. I'll tell you right now, she's right about much of how many of those Muslim rulers run their countries, but their actions are not because they are Muslim- it is because they are totalitarians. They are merely using their Quran as a weapon of propaganda and control. It has nothing to do with Islam, unfortunately, Bat doesn't see it that way because she is a political idiot. Imagine if America was controlled by psychotic idiots like James Dobson or Pat Robertson. They might preach "Christ's love" but they would approve of any law that demands death for anyone who wears mixed fiber clothing (a stretch, I know, but the same sort of stretch you're making to hate Muslims). Can you imagine the laws against divorce? Can you imagine the loss of women's rights? Christianity doesn't make much room for women, does it? Can you imagine the even greater loss of rights for non-Christians? I'm sure you don't care about that, do you? Hypocrite.
#32, #35 Doyouthinkyoucan,
I know that you're a victim of a language barrier here, but if you seriously think that Islam should rule the world, you're just as much kith and kin to USAnumber1 as you are to jihadi.
As far as "history" goes- all that does is show a litany of humanity's evil onto itself DESPITE a religious text. The Quran and the Bible mean nothing in those contexts- you'll see just as much violence in non-Judaic religion (yes, Christianity AND Islam are Jewish branched religions). What is more disturbing is that you claim that Islam is so complex that even you don't understand it- that leads me to believe that you'll do whatever your mullah tells you to do. Grow up and lead yourself.
#36 Sux2bu,
Those treatments of others are NOT a Muslim specific set of practices. You only focus on them because you are looking for scapegoats. Get a new game.
If you want to cherry-pick the Quran for your ignorant talking points, we can do the same with the Bible. How's this for you?
ACTS 3:23 And it shall come to pass, that every soul, which will not hear that prophet, shall be destroyed from among the people.
HEBREWS 9:22 And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission.
EXODUS 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
EXODUS 23:27 I will send my fear before thee, and will destroy all the people to whom thou shalt come, and I will make all thine enemies turn their backs unto thee.
Damn! Christians must be psychotic, murderous assholes if they follow the word of their own Bible so closely! Maybe you should read both books thoroughly for their overwhelming similarities instead of letting your local priest read what he wants to you. And if you HAVE read your Bible, then I'm amazed that you are so ignorant to its own contents.
Additionally, the fact that you apply the ills of SOME Muslim fanatics and fundamentalist philosophers to the ENTIRETY of Islam shows that you're incapable of rational thought. By this logic we can also assume that every Christian alive believes in the interpretation of the Bible foisted by Fred Phelps, that every German during WWII was really a Nazi, and that every Russian alive today is a totalitarian commie.
Your source, Bat Ye'or, grew up Jewish in Egypt and has an agenda against Muslims to begin with because of her childhood. I know, I'VE MET HER. I'll tell you right now, she's right about much of how many of those Muslim rulers run their countries, but their actions are not because they are Muslim- it is because they are totalitarians. They are merely using their Quran as a weapon of propaganda and control. It has nothing to do with Islam, unfortunately, Bat doesn't see it that way because she is a political idiot. Imagine if America was controlled by psychotic idiots like James Dobson or Pat Robertson. They might preach "Christ's love" but they would approve of any law that demands death for anyone who wears mixed fiber clothing (a stretch, I know, but the same sort of stretch you're making to hate Muslims). Can you imagine the laws against divorce? Can you imagine the loss of women's rights? Christianity doesn't make much room for women, does it? Can you imagine the even greater loss of rights for non-Christians? I'm sure you don't care about that, do you? Hypocrite.
#32, #35 Doyouthinkyoucan,
I know that you're a victim of a language barrier here, but if you seriously think that Islam should rule the world, you're just as much kith and kin to USAnumber1 as you are to jihadi.
As far as "history" goes- all that does is show a litany of humanity's evil onto itself DESPITE a religious text. The Quran and the Bible mean nothing in those contexts- you'll see just as much violence in non-Judaic religion (yes, Christianity AND Islam are Jewish branched religions). What is more disturbing is that you claim that Islam is so complex that even you don't understand it- that leads me to believe that you'll do whatever your mullah tells you to do. Grow up and lead yourself.
#36 Sux2bu,
Those treatments of others are NOT a Muslim specific set of practices. You only focus on them because you are looking for scapegoats. Get a new game.
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310. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Balloon Bass Box
duuhh...? even, on a very looong rainy day with utterly nothing else to do I still would not play a balloon like that...
LAME...
LAME...
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311. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Kiwi
so old it's a -1
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312. plurft commented 14 years ago on video the diva song from "fifth element"
I think she is about to sneeze at 1:7
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313. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Calbuco Volcano Eruption
... when Mother Earth experience an orgasm
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314. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Fuck: Edward Norton
F U C K
comes from england abd meant or means: Fornication Under the Consense of the King
comes from england abd meant or means: Fornication Under the Consense of the King
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315. plurft commented 15 years ago on video Three Atheists
#42, eddie2042,
Of course Christians live by the old testament. The imposition of Jesus as the savior and new covenant did not undo ALL of OT law.
However, you're a VERY POOR CHRISTIAN if you think my samples were cherry picked from only the OT- what sorry, useless Christian doesn't know that Acts and Hebrews are books of the NT? Obviously you. As far as marrying children who "haven't reached puberty", you haven't read much of the Bible or of ethnographic study concerning early Christian life if you think that kind of practice is exclusively Muslim.
I'm a Mythologist/Folklorist by profession... you're in a losing battle here. I know the Bible backward and forward better than you ever will.
#(removed comment), Oldfart,
As with eddie2042, Jesus does not undo all of OT law. Most of "Christian" beliefs still largely utilize practices and mandates writ within OT books and interpretations of them. Obviously, you think that Mosaic and Levitican chapters are the only philosophical teachings of the OT. You're a very poor Christian if you don't realize that.
The "scary Muslims!" statements you make about the European population dwindling are obviously proof of your weird paranoia and bigotry. You're ignoring what makes someone "Muslim" and what makes someone ethnically a member of a country. Most "Muslims" that you fear in the growing population are a much smaller number of immigrants against the far larger number or Muslims born within those countries, nationalized as citizens of those nations and feeling fidelity for those nations. Know any Muslims born in America? Do they call themselves Americans? Of course they do. If large groups of Muslims were truly as violent and crazy in populations of countries they ethnically identify with, as you assume, then most of Asia, eastern Europe, and northern Africa would be in constant large scale turmoil. They're not.
You two need a new line of work.
Of course Christians live by the old testament. The imposition of Jesus as the savior and new covenant did not undo ALL of OT law.
However, you're a VERY POOR CHRISTIAN if you think my samples were cherry picked from only the OT- what sorry, useless Christian doesn't know that Acts and Hebrews are books of the NT? Obviously you. As far as marrying children who "haven't reached puberty", you haven't read much of the Bible or of ethnographic study concerning early Christian life if you think that kind of practice is exclusively Muslim.
I'm a Mythologist/Folklorist by profession... you're in a losing battle here. I know the Bible backward and forward better than you ever will.
#(removed comment), Oldfart,
As with eddie2042, Jesus does not undo all of OT law. Most of "Christian" beliefs still largely utilize practices and mandates writ within OT books and interpretations of them. Obviously, you think that Mosaic and Levitican chapters are the only philosophical teachings of the OT. You're a very poor Christian if you don't realize that.
The "scary Muslims!" statements you make about the European population dwindling are obviously proof of your weird paranoia and bigotry. You're ignoring what makes someone "Muslim" and what makes someone ethnically a member of a country. Most "Muslims" that you fear in the growing population are a much smaller number of immigrants against the far larger number or Muslims born within those countries, nationalized as citizens of those nations and feeling fidelity for those nations. Know any Muslims born in America? Do they call themselves Americans? Of course they do. If large groups of Muslims were truly as violent and crazy in populations of countries they ethnically identify with, as you assume, then most of Asia, eastern Europe, and northern Africa would be in constant large scale turmoil. They're not.
You two need a new line of work.
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316. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Bizarre Effect
THEY'RE COMING!! WAVE AFTER WAVE!!!
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317. plurft commented 14 years ago on video basball knocks out pitcher
It's obviously fake
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318. plurft commented 9 years ago on video Climate Change in 12 Minutes - The Skeptic's Case
This is all load of balls!!!
Climate change is not something people are responsible for lol.
It's a cyclical solar system wide change. You can see its effects on other planets too.
First it was "global warming" and nothing got warmed up lol
Now it's called "climate change" and we are still responsible for it... and of course dont forget to blame the emigrants
Anyone remembers the scary "ozone hole" that was supposed to fry us?
Do some research
Climate change is not something people are responsible for lol.
It's a cyclical solar system wide change. You can see its effects on other planets too.
First it was "global warming" and nothing got warmed up lol
Now it's called "climate change" and we are still responsible for it... and of course dont forget to blame the emigrants
Anyone remembers the scary "ozone hole" that was supposed to fry us?
Do some research
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319. plurft commented 15 years ago on video NZ bungee jump
Where is the BJ place and what is the high
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320. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Radio presenter harassed every night.
this cock sucker racist... Australian kangarooooo... don't worry.. sooner or later we gonna fuck your mom too.. then you can ask question who is motherfuker... then every one gonna ans.. Indian..ask your wife n daughter who stop by to please them im sure they gonna say too Indian let me know tomorrow on radio if they want some more.. of my kamasutra.. pleasure
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321. plurft commented 11 years ago on video How the Tesla Model S is made
Such a waste of valuable resources in a world where smart efficient transportation is possible. FUCK AMERICA!
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322. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Crazy Romanian truck driver
He is my hero!
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323. plurft commented 14 years ago on video the diva song from "fifth element"
I think she is about to sneeze at 1:7
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324. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Pole Dancing Fail
it kinda looks like a fake viral video. Notice the pole wasn't strapped securely at all, maybe just skotch tape.
The things ppl do for celebrity..
The things ppl do for celebrity..
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325. plurft commented 14 years ago on video Nahtzee - The n00b effect
What's the name of the chick shown at 3:6?
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