Like a guy running a workshop could afford it...

using words like pizza, fries or hotdogs to explain wintersport activities is more or less the most ridiculous thing i've heard in 2012. thank you for that.

Shit man! I liked the CocaCola theory better!

It's impressive alright. But seriously what are the first 30 seconds of the video for??

thank god he didnt crush his penis

i don understand where all these meth junkies are coming from anyway? what happend to good old marijuana?

the might want use rougher floor material next time... this one is too slippery

the video is so short because the batteries are empty after 20 sec

what a stupid sport

japanese have to kill everything to study it

maybe somebody should sell that country insulated cables -.-

the goat would have played better than kaka, drogba, messi, ribery, rooney and ronaldo combined

just watch germany this worldcup

you have to put sand on the hammer first, so the pressure will be forced on to a much smaller area which makes the glass brake more easily

cool , more control over the enduser. thank you, it is so good having my mobileprovider know what i pay with paypal!!

now i stay with his relative in new zealand... its so awesome

damn and i thought he was dead

i guess if the big not gay guy was really disqualified, it was pretty smart.

damn i whish that package would be self extracting

the spam was absolutely great, but spending the money like that is the best christmas ever indeed.

sorry. its the most disgusting building on the planet in my opinion

#2 if your walls move, change your place!!

that shit was on purpose? lol humans are stupid.

somebodys afraid of being canned

well i still prefer real music ?

why did those chinese invented the money.. omg

well i am so sorry. nice videos for snotr

men and competition. totally pointless but totally great and fucking brave.

our funny japanese do offer fried (?!) jelly fish in suhsi restaurants. but i dont know about this species.


some jellyfish with brain and rudimental eyes were also found... but you better inform yourself if intrested

this man is so happy all the time.

i guess all the pixels made him completely invisible ^^

that goes def in my frontyard as soon as i owe one (frontyard)

@ #4 and #15 ... only because somebody knows how it works, it is not less awesome

OMG #13 IS BLIND

jusst add railgun and rocket launcher and the zombie apokalypse can come!!

the kitchen chainsaw caused less pain.. but this is so funny... haha

#9 no. its evolution. just wait and relax

its ok. he is free now.

#12 yes sounds only help alot

lol seriously.. maybe they should get a real job.

at least pokemons dont make you suck dick like church does...

i wonder how he farts

lol i want one of those^^

NOW CLEAN UP KIDS!

that was awesome...

thanks for showing, now anybody can do it =)

i would only listen to the woman too

i would bet, that you can find more vids from the us than from russia on snotr.

#13 would you should a bottle and a cocktail mixer multiple meters to aim for a point which is 20cm away from your customers face ?

#1 reeeeeaalllyy big fans

#10 where is it?

damn. first i really wanted to visit some day.. now i saw that video

thats what i call rapid eye movement

#11 you are wrong. they sit on top of the normal bus... its indeed a double decker

#11 you are true... after 5 minutes my mother always told me to fucking clean up the kitchen and not to play with the hot plates!

#3 i dont know if you are true, but if you counted 9 extensions one actually is the "penis"-thingy

its stop motion

#31 the point is, food looks disgusting when its left in a jar for several weeks. but the fries just didnt.

if you want to disappear you can just simply hold your hands in front of your eyes. what cant see, cant be seen.

damn.. i watch all the vid before i notice its just the house and i dont speak jap

isnt this just the skateboard dog, placed on a wii-sort of thing board ?

you need to add the sound from the garbage can

always good to laugh about other people personal failures...

i always wonder if people would instantly die when they wait 30 seconds for the "green man"

#(removed comment) everybody is an atheist... some people are just one god further than others

why would any race at all atack urugay?

i guess a landing ramp would have cut him into two pieces

the ad makes no sense... maybe you make no sense either?

which movie is this???? or is it a commercial?

didnt mary poppins started that several years ago?

#6 but where are the stupid explosions?

may it be possible that some night sky views are imported from a planetarium..well and the music!

i guess he smokes pretty much

thank god, we dont have any other problems..

jewish are real party animals

wow so funny, 3 of the 4 first posts are about vodka... how creative

#(removed comment) there is just this one thing you can thank obama for... it is not letting palin in the white house. period.

m2

#10 are you often seeing invisible things? maybe you should SEE a doctor =)

amazingly unfunny

that was probably not robert enke

look theses guys are some arabs in the desert... i bet they have the time AND the money to do nothing else then getting proper rc-helicopter skills...

#2 i guess you are not allowed to use actual construction sites for nerd wingsuit basejumping videos

#12 ok, then tell me what happened with the tennisplayers and where is the ball

#1 like women do. brushing hair before going to sleep.

final stage. hoverchairs like seen in wall-e

thats what marines do, when there is no ship to rule, no river to cross and no sea to conquer...

thats evolution. we build things and things give us food.

and why is somebody playing such music in the back ground?

i guess the female version is equipped with a vibrator

cat burgler

wow. kindergarten tricks

wow abb commercials. so fun and intresting

#13 yes, if you watch soccer games from the 80's it looks like slow motion all the time

pulp fiction the most popular cat movie -.- ... just horrible

#(removed comment) maybe because he is not american?

now that was an absolutely amazing commercial to unsubscribe from facebook and sell your computer

It's Marder time, lock away your cars!

i want to watch hd-movies on that

just give men anything to jump with and they will have their new extreme sport and competition

what people are going to scooter racings?! what kind of amazingly stupid sport is that??

thats why obama got the peace nobel price!

this is so short.. i can only be from one single matchday

now thats what you can learn if you are not invading foreign countries all the time

"a little too much magnesium, i guess" really made me laugh

my ears are BEEPING!!! speak normal or DONT CENSORE

#14

0:17 desperado

where is the goddam-final-destination-like second train?

respect

whats the point. i do that every morning after breakfast

okeeeyyy real life physics are so screwed......at least i dont need to watch the movie now

nice work, maybe next time film all the machine at all the time

thats why i like heavy metal

#8 #14 you mean shaolin maybe?

#3 i knew that time goes by fast, but that video cant be too old... guess #11 is quite right

and i also guess only the good pictures are shown in this video and not all the bad shots with funny grimacing

#(removed comment) i knew there was no cat video without complaining about cruelty

#1 the length of the vid should give you an imagination of his durability. and besides, you r right ^^

#5 is the only person who understood this video...

ah..no i see ... its the agent guys from the matrix and they cloned morpheus

and someone called the cops... "look there,its an ufo"

#1 its hammertime

#20 did anything in this ad refer to france unequal baguettes?

i cant say if its hungry but i can say that they do it all the time, even if they just swallowed the last meal

does she really needs that much bodyguards?

so they dont fish with shotguns?

really nice commercial.

#2 and #3 you both got a point. bottle water is scam. chinese tapwater is scam. but i guess in a country where tap water sucks, the control regulations for bottle water are not that strict. and even in germany we have toxic residues in the water from the plastic the bottle is made of... dont wanna see test results from chinese plastic bottles, when we have even problems with lead poisening from chinese plastic toys

#9 get yourself a map and look if you find mongolia and kazakhstan and then try to figure out the way dschinghis khan was taking... maybe you can find the clue

#2 #3 #4 completely correct. at least i am not the only person in the world who is not mischievous

so he was kicked out of the circus for smoking too much weed?

#15 get used to it. maybe sometimes you are not the first. =) videos take quite a while to be uploaded on this site... maybe your vid was the second, and so dismissed ;D

and next week the bitch is dumped

whats the movie????????

feeling cooked

#7 didnt got his comment right? well sure it explains to everybody else now ^^

arms too short?

and y so sure its a catfish?

i have no idea either..but maybe the small balloon was inflated very firm so that the expanding air, caused by the heat of the laser, needed less time to let the balloon explode...

well at least it is easy to install on your dog

no sharks? where is asian humour?

#6 true

why you voting me down? its not that i wouldnt be happy for all those cool sport stars... i am just sad that you really believe its a fair competition.. dwain chambers was tested positive for ONE drug... but he told afterwards he was using 300 diffrent types of doping each year... now tell me how sufficient the doping tests are?

i want colored cigarette smoke!

i only understand, something from the engine is from germany... nice ride

#3 read #9

by the way, fiat OWNS ferrari

1st time its fun, rest are copycats, music is great though

nice work though ^^

invent invent invent and finally do something usefull against forest fires!!!!

#4 was going to write the same ^^

#(removed comment) two of my friends nearly died by "just" getting kicked in the stomache.. so i guess this guy is finished.

and how do they taste ?

dont you see it? its from india, so i guess the story about mogli and his friends was right.. he just grew up with the dog apes and learned their style

#(removed comment) are you kinda stupid? what you think MS stands for in her name? and why cant the admins just ban you? somebody must be in control of the user registry...

whats your name standing for anyways?

black isotope - missing an o
black is tope = black is a small soup shark?

he also could have used a ladder if he wished to go on top of the roof.

it might take 150 years to teach them proper traffic rules

the rain on my window sounds more wet ^^

i knew that before!!!!!!! its like more cheese is equal to less cheese, because the more cheese you have, the more holes you have... and more holes means less cheese... so?!

and how much do all the newspapers cost ^^

we all know it!! these games make people go amok!! not the weapons, not the society, not the alcaida, it is those games... !!

so much not funny for me, sry

its fuckin art too!! amazing snort vids today ;D

my cell is always silent, if not, its: tristram from diablo 2 playing! =D

thats art too i guess

its that thing which always rapes the school girls in japanese anime and hentai movies

that sure is art

sorry, but thats quite common here, only small children opening the banana from the top, because they can get better hold at the end... everybody else just doing it the chimp way ;D at least in my family

its so lame that its great

why are trucks always blocking the road driving 80km / hour ??

cold blooded irish

thank god his helmet is in the trunk and not on his head, stupid fuck

somebody told me, basketball was invented because footballers had no chance to train outside in winter. is that right?

letz do like always, kill it, then look what species it might be

parents like that can cause trauma for live.. some day he might kill her using his samurai sword

thats nice at least somebody can laugh about amoks

to protect and serve. maybe an iq test would help. any normal brain would clearly calculate, fat man fast, hits thin man slow, 1 meter to wall... thats fatal

great sound editing, even though i didnt play the game, i guess its time now

dont play with mamas sex toys and built stupid machines from it...

i dont think he is serious... just self ironic

water must be dirty ^^

reminds me obout "pushing daisies" were 13 clowns are drowing in an old vw beetle.

nice work, if you do it, do it right

true

#15 now i actually want a video with vomiting cats and dogs.. just feedem grass and get your camera..GO!

i want that in high quality

#3 u talk too much

hes becoming an ogre..well hulklike. but all the green stuff didnt work out

wow thats how they made knight rider

thats like normal in german post offices. yea waiting 50 minutes for some stamps.^^

why not contracting the poor pirates from somalia?

now i am hungry

yea window was totally open

#9 i guess it was only worldcup goals!

now that ass must be clean

#8 how did you figure that our?

its an airplane

somebody once said: obama wouldnt hurt a fly

just one question, before or aftr becomin professional politician?

nice new fetish

of course the fat guy likes it! why not inventing portable bidets?

#1 maybe wait a while??? first mobile phone was clumsy and expensive too

this cat was enjoying a whirlpool before and liked playing with the bubbles, now she wonders why there are none.. look again.. she really likes to play in water ':;D

are cars getting hot underneath?

#10 there are really minipigs in the world.. they don't grow much bigger than a cat

some real, some fake

again women and sound not workin together

#3 me2

1:37 brilliant tactis for black and white

^women should only be allowed to produce silent movies

So it is right to hate all the "it is far beyond my understanding - it must be fake" posters?^^

everybody naturally guesses that its a fake.. because its just too hot and normally corn needs a while to pop ;D but even though i dont see the fake... please explain

at least she is quite fuckable

i choose gate 3

that looks funky -> from funk

and somebody needs to pick up the last golden shorts guy in some changing room.. he got drunk and forget to run away

eye toy plus very good motion capture

oh my god that needed years to be finished

amazing! better beatboxing than english

i guess if you give massage to 10 models a day, at least one of them must be a nympho

this guy is not building my house ^^

5:20 wow a girl walkin on the traffic light, anything else about this vid?

i want that mewwvie!

wow guess if you ignite the wooden box u would have a pretty effective fire wall

nice 1

no problem if you are sober...

100 times better music than any of the casting show crap

i thought he was into the horse thing?

1st rule, dont masturbate while filming crap

maybe pixel the licence plate next time

and what did he win now?

its in my hometown. contact me at spikedsilver@hotmail.de if you need a tourist guide... well for real hamburg, not for the miniature hamburg

i will never understand what prevents companies from using native speakers for their tourist programms.

is there an open door in the left? nice if you fly upwards and hit yourself there ^^

#8 true word spoken

i am really wondering whom this woman gave blowjobs to? and how good must she be that the producer really let her drive!

and what are they doing in this video?

so i understand something wrong if i just want to by 6x 1tb hard drive?

#6 its obviously a scene from a show.. so maybe people are laughing driven by hidden expectations concerning the actor which they now from before...

#11 word

sry hole.

that must be a loved show in amok preferred countries

very nice circus attraction!!

what would internet be without hate groups?

i want pizza too

sure it is water tension, but what makes it flow?

yes nice one

please post the original ad!

and down it goes

that was nice =)

hippos also eat meat, they wanted to eat the impala but then noticed it is still alive.

#11 plus the fed is still a private bank =)

i want a safe house too!

theres only one deciding question, are they breeding in captivity. there just needs to be a fair agreement, for each new pet, one animal is released to the wild. better a couple is released to the wild. i guess it could work.

it is also disgusting decadence, the price of the ugly pink shirt could supply a family with enough grain seeds for a year

its real, the robotor guy lives next to my house.

2x3, 3+3, 8-2, .....
2x4, 4+4.... i think its pretty clear that the dog can tap 6 and 8 times. and i guess nothing else

that looks more like a gratin ^^

a conveyer belt that size cost at least 35000€

henry just wants your attention, just give him a bad rate and forget about him

#16 damn you ^^ its east european or somethin, but def not german

henry, you looking for the worst votings on your comments ever?

#15 if you delete opinions of other people just because you dont like them, you start to become a little hitler

not funny fench frie?

#10 i guess maybe he is already calling an ambulance?

btw it really looked like a dummy , the upper body looks so stiff, i really hope it is not a person! well arms still working.

#1 you see that often? or this particular video?

i want that for my pool

how do some people still get others to push their car?

The only nice thing was the quote of half baked. half baked rulz !!

as long as it does not end your life, cheer up

really cool, but nike sux period.

#(removed comment) maybe he mistook with elephants

#all: whats that song?????

everybody should do that once in a lifetime

i thougt rich bastards who can afford to visit a golf course, pay enough money that the golf club could have a toilet. or put a freacking honey bucket on the papamobil...eh golf cart

i wish all money in the world were cookies

why can i remember the whole movie but not this scene??? damn drugs

#9 thanks, now i know that ive seen it first on snotr, then on tv, and then on snotr again....

well even if it worked out quite well, it just shows that humans are really incredible in thinking only between wall and wallpaper

owens look when he jumps ... perfect!!

funny, some people always accelerate instead of breaking

thats why you need a licence in germany for everything that moves

I want girls too! =)

nice breasts anyways

drunk? ..as usual

nice idea, but wash your hands before eating lunch, everybody!! =)

#3 http://improveverywhere.com/press/

i took 8. thought its castle counterclockwise and mountains clockwise... oO

hm hazelnut, nice choice, bit shitty though

nice commercial. shows people that life will always be real and commercials will never be =)

I always loved to have a hawk myself, but to train them, and to train yourself, only rich bastards have that time or real dedicated people.. for my opinion birds are much cooler than dogs and cats.. but i still prefer raptiles though ^^

as all you experts surely did notice, the snake and the boy are fine together =)

whats he actually filming???????

i thought you can kill people who break into your house. stealing their car cant be to bad

the funny thing is, the fed is a private bank =)

#6 sounds like alot of fun compared to my job =)

#17 your right, but maybe he should try learning something usefull instead.

Apple is for softies. period.

nice action, works good with the offspring

true

thats the reason why i will work and travel in nzl and not in australia

so here come the darkness 1:20

so the picture i saw 3 years ago was indeed a fake

thats epic

if he is not a REAL GOOD actor he has serious problems

yea thats why you dont here anyone say "good old times" anymore

1:18 loved that one...

6:20 great performance

I love it, and what I love most, nobody praised god for it so far

very very very not funny haha

I think everybody can believe in what he wants. As long as it is not corrupting him/her and as long as no third parties are mistreated.

What I dont like are people, well religious people, who truly think that if I dont believe in the same god I can not be a good person. 1. I dont believe in god. 2. define: good person 3. think about your funny little sunday 12'oclock church walk and about your nice and friendly christian friends in your community and then inform yourself about the history of the church and all the evil occurrences caused by the church and the main religions. fighting about who has the better imaginary friend. few hundred years ago we burned witches so why can a moslem not truly believe a suicide bomb would help.. look yourself right here thinking about religion only produces brain mush...damn it i started talking about evolution and never did ...s***

want some bread?

not funny

now chinese government can be proud

#1 wtf is a postgoal celebration? it indicates a pregoal celebration what would be rather arrogant... ?

i hope it was a commercial airplane full of tourists =)

#(removed comment) seriously??

hate yourself?

only works with the first bottle!

#4 i guess he try to make a documentary movie.

it all tastes like chemical bullshit. i prefer beer.

are you really too stupid to see its from russia? well red-neck would mean something different then

well just wait until nature fucks you back

Nerd Attack!! Burn the wichtes!!!!

the only people who benefit are the programmers of anti virus software.. so tell me, where do the bots and trojans and whatever come from? =)

#4 more details please

if you think about it, it is amazingly creative =)

it looks amazing but its the same kind of waste like putting menthos into coke bottles

#3 if he wears a helmet he hits the ground

nice accent

may be is hidden in the sidepockets of his mouth

ouch hope none got hurt

it was too much james bond... could just have been a scene from an older real bond movie =D

hm there is still no cure for parkinson?

if he goes to canada airports, they dont know what to do against him

I dont think he is death. i heard that guy wears all black and stuff like that.

i thought basketball was boring, but this sport in animal clothes seems fun! they all should wear it =)

#14 guess what he could be anybody just pretending any countries accent
#16 guess what you can listen french rap anywhere

Thank you very MANY my friend!! Very nice vid!!

at least the ball is a ball and not an egg ... thats the only thing you left me... i hate you

Very very awsome

#(removed comment) haha epic fail... your sentence at least suits yourself

#11 stop mocking our new world order

it is a normal figure of speech for parents to say to their children when they dont want to drink their milk: drink it!milk makes you strong. thats what this ad is pointin to

btw why is there a mirroring between the first and second picture about the half way between camera and explosion?

my guess: 1-2 km

now we are all weight watchers

and people wonder about the high murder rate

#4 he only left for the new hair style

what about that black man, posted before... wasnt his mouth much bigger????

#(removed comment) The guys who invented the shock absorbers have done a real great job

i want one of those!!!!!

by the way, i needed 30 seconds to recognize the thing in his face is a beard...

weeelll i guess its always the same... marriage or mcdonalds both make you fat

wow.. that seems amazing, if you compare with normal ski jumping, they always have the hill side to land which is in the right angle.. in this case he only has flat lake water... must be hard to stand =) nice job

there is only one activity at which you should shake your hands like that, girl...

funny humans

the music really is bad

many sons and guns... sounds likes america =)

its only the brand name of the rackets. boris becker is not in this video. fact.

aaaahh sorry... switched to german.... gut=good

are these over talented brasil capoeira kickers are really that gut??? totally crazy!!!!

#3 if he would hang up, he would be screwed because it is his fucking job to get all the information out of the people, no matter how injured, stupid, shocked or drunk they are.... you can not just hang up in the emergancy line, even the worst prank could be someone collapsing on lsd or something... but if it is just a prank, he should be prosecuted

#7 lov your comment.

ey guys go watch stauffenberg... ITS REAL!!! funny thought that a person like tom cruise is playing a person like stauffenberg, why isnt he playing hitler ? wouldnt that be more proper??

the ones including police are just lovely

he may be drunk, but it is only one reason more that one policeman should be sufficient. and why do they have tazers and pepperspray, cant they just hit them unconscious with on hit of the metal stick?

how poor is that... it looks like nazis penetrating jews...

let the beach drive ?! -.-

i guess its real

#14 you know its the players name Obafemi Martins

the small drop above the ball is just the mirroring in the glasfront

its not a ball bearing!! its just a ball..

thats a ball bearing
http://www.firstscience.com/home/images/legacygallery/ball_bearing.jpg

even if it is not real, i like his attitude....untouchable^^

wow 2 moves 200 replays

it tastes like coke without sugar +5kg chemical sweeteners

and what was the last minute for??

nearly bullit

gay

totally useless....just played around with old low rider shock absorbers

sorry but that just sounds like lunch not more

nice one

#1 its a wii thingy... now you know

i never understood what they where trying to say with that style. does it mean, my penis is so huge i need very large clothes? or is just, i show that i broke up school in the way that i suggest i dont know how to put on my clothes ???

everybody should do this twice a week, would solve many problems

nice mustache

i want more videos... faster!! =) thanks

its just another trick the animals do for food, and they get plenty of it ... so whats the cruel thing about???

well okey maybe that in the length of the video 20000 children starved to death in africa... but who cares anyways............................................................................

it was the last second before jumping over the car.. he thought.. damn. do i shmash the car and pay for it or do i take the pain...

god damn it, isnt it enough that i have to watch this commercial every day on tv!!!

nice1

happy christmas anyways

flying squirrels

u need to do that one through the car before you hit a police car... just for the nice smell

much more style than killing the beast

that was so beautiful! why is that jerk standing so close ??

#3 for president

so...people are really watching these movies, ah?

hahahaha

strange talent

damnit my pilots always mumbling russian and drinking vodka

i need to repeat myself, sorry

well we all know rugby is one of the toughest sports on the planet and soccer isnt!!

but would you compare karate with mud wrestling???


also soccerplayers are trained to play the ball with their feet and rugby players are trained to fight and carry around some egg.

maybe you like these:

Henrik Larsson leg break
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ry3L1Ou9GM

Soccer injuries
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=-yVsgjwqpsE

And look at this poor fellow
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=A4EvlCdCPKk

i like it but i didnt understand all of the last part. accent was to heavy

and what do you think is the difference between climbing a tree and climbing a mosquite net-ed door? claws out and up she goes

thats poor.

1. coconuts should be affixed first
2. what kind of basis are these two wooden boards there???
3. maybe he should hit the coconut in the middle, not the sides (which would be possible if the cocos were affixed) and worst of all he should not miss the coconut and hit the boards!!!!!!!!!!

that was bad. most videos are much older than 2008 and none of the funny 2008 snotr videos was in it... so what could that be for 2008 best anything retrospective

so. i dont get it too, but i think some funny persons wants to compare gorillaz with rock bands. so if we do like rockbands, why dont we save gorillaz. well even if that is the message, i dont think this ad works ^^

banbi got diarrhea

how many clowns came out of that car??

CAN YOU SEE THE MATRIX!?

edit: well we all know rugby is one of the toughest sports on the planet and soccer isnt!!

but would you compare karate with mud wrestling???

well we all know rugby is one of the toughest sports on the planet and soccer isnt?

but would you compare karate with mud wrestling???

that would safe alot of space on construction sites

why would anybody run from a bank robber without a gun ???

i didnt know there were any recipes in the bible

indeed it is from germany, the sign shows "Scharbeuts Ostseestrand" what is east see beach if anyone shouldnt now... guess it is a nazi propaganda movie...

#9 yea guillotine was the best invention ever, killing machines always lift the spirit of humanity...

they could use these wingsuit shown earlier on snotr.

that ad used to work with the type of humour you call "ironic exaggeration"

one person is just fucking off what other people think and is just enjoying the music and for normal frigid persons it must be the drugs.

I hope they have a new jingle in january. I could not take much of that sounds....

Chimps are the better humans!!

Really nice landing, but I hope every pilot is capable of that.

Just saw that the skater is also in the barrel while it rolls down.. lets just say... aäääh whateva

I would point to the two hooks on top of the barrel, which are very hard to see. Maybe skating in the barrel was too much for the ropes and the barrel rolls down the hill. The car looks much to crappy for and advertisement. And whats the link to the barrel ? make a vice choice of your vehicle going downhill???

otherwise this could be a real evidence of a fake video, the crane opens the hooks, barrel goes down, cut, skater gets in barrel....

Actually you #1 #3 #4 #5 sound like this: "AAH ! I DONT know whats going on...!! Must be FAKE!!"

#6 so your dolphins were heavy rotating?

why is there prodigy music? it does not fit ^^
smart penguin indeed, he just needs to bite a hole in the boat in the end =)

oh what will they do if gm doesnt get another load of bilions

they have magically grown nice boobs!!!!!!

How is he gonna get them off of his head now?

@#5

HE LOOKS DOWN

that it was no competition situation and that he fell of on purpose doesnt make it fake.

fake is when thinks will not happen in reality. fake is edited by computer. but things you can do for real are not fake only because you think he should have done it in a real competition. i bet you cant drive at all . ;D

You need to be french for really understant because the content is really funny (and you need to be french for be smart and understant <----------------

But you better not be french if you like to try talking English!!!!

is there any site where every goal is uploaded and categorized and then watchers can vote them? i mean EVERY goal!!

i dont know about the language signs in the background, but the girl looks like 12 years old and 10 years of drill practice to show the world how tough china is.... i just hope they finally gave her a bmx

the girl before the last one was cute

i love it

quality ruins everything. free kicks would be better if you could see the ball

TOP!!

a slap in the face of all you cat lovers

uuuhh flexible

you are wrong, there is a whole dancing style like that, looks all the same.

you need to stand those shitty jumps

if you enter an indoor swimming bath you always have the same smell... and you think it is chlorine... but that smell only turns up when chlorine reacts with piss... think about it!!

lets think about it from the other side... why would anybody fake such a video. if somebody really needed the fame of being someone who posted a faked video. well hey..congrats...only for that i think it is not fake

i guess it is video from the german show and audio from the british show, so that everybody understands it.-.-

totally agree with #3

i just saw the movie two days ago... well i prefer old jet li movies. more unrealistic

lets go swimming

hey that wall contact in 2:12 - 2:14 caused point loss right? at least in nfs:mw

only funny in a political perspective

nice one

yea well and next moment blackout

i liked the danish movie

ROFL

know them or not, it is a matter of respect to shake hands to so called "world leaders" even if you are one yourself.

skills indeed but still looks like skateboard for people with balance problem

I just saw the movie... straaaaaaaange!

nice one

oh god here comes pacman.
hey pacman whats up?

first touchdown was very sweeeeeeeeeeet

wasted talent!!!!!!! so smart and nothing better to do?

no dinner today

#6 sorry but no problem for me to upload the german original... well yes a problem cause snotr. doesnt upload german vids... but anyways it is from a german comedy show. the version you linked from youtube is just synchronized without original audio in the background..watch the lips!!!!!!!!

good ideA: clean off your blood in the dirty mud pit! ^^

wheel: "i go home to mama now!!!"

#3 so you like your peanuts pissed on???


anyway, i did not think about that, because i did not see any water until the ape spits it in the tube.
so how should i thought about it??

that happens when farm people get rich

i do not intend to use correct grammar and correct words, because i am already stoned.

maybe it is useful for courier services which have drivers who cant ride a bicycle. but i dont want thos in my town. stupid enough that these two wheels selfstabilising vehicles are going around every where

sorry the bicycle version is much much more stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice one. i watched all mcgyver episodes too!!

no need to show 4 times the same. could be done in 10 secs

that must be magic

i wonder how many drivers are dead

new style street musicians

ouch hagrid is pissed

some of them are looking quite cool afterwards. just right for the next zombie movie

10x to #6

wow. just spent 8 minutes of my life watching commercials... thats what makes you switch the channel normally

damnit. i told it to get back to clean the garden!!

#4 you dont want these ones naked

i have a knife

i hope micheal jackson has a dance perfomance in this movie

disgusting

yea, may be

so if it is fake. what is it? something like these soap balls you get in hotels?

i think it will not matter to the person in the black car, if he drove any other type of vehicle except a tank

this guy will never have a divorce, cant lose any car

guess what...much bigger problems in china and the world as this few bears. but still truly bull shit treatment

smoking in holland without heineken?

i would ignore a crappy blue stand and walk by

now you got it. world is truly fucked =)

hes got the whole world.. in his.. ha mouth

AND THATS ONLY THE INTERNET!!!! I MUST BE AN ALIEN! I HATE THIS WORLD!!

what the heck... just roast'em

I dont know if it is the same gas, but i heard that you need to make a hand stand to get the gas out of your lungs because it is so heavy. if you dont you die.

wow that was incredibly unfunny =)

looks nice, but only western european marketing offices would use a scene where hindus are washing their faces in the tiber which is a holy river but also contanimated by bodies.

why dont you people spend your time on fighting world hunger???

what tits?

@5 and 6. what actually makes you so sure about that? As we can see at your example humans stupidity has no limits.

FUCKing BULLSHIT Advertisement with sound!!!!!

hahaha war was always the funniest thing mankind invented.

ok i think you can have a special focus that it looks all miniature... but do you have a special focus to get physically uncorrect water behavior? sorry for me it looks like: http://lh5.ggpht.com/_7H45fOYg0f8/R4Rjj7N9JSI/AAAAAAAAALE/1fpayQ9iiKc/DSCF0113.JPG

i guess it tastes like russia

its not fake, but it is uncool. you should not combine kung fu skillz with soccer. it is a disgrace for both sports.

he is fast and he locks the ball between leg and toes. very good technic indeed but out of competition

humans may be shit, but damn funny

only 1692 videos? come on , you can remember that!! =D

feed the food

to many typos to understand 37

very great

i want a hand job too

nice sarcastic criticism about world politics. cute!

i wish the homophobics in here would say such things to them face to face. lets see who is gay, when they finished you

just amazing!! love it

wow, amazing, he destroyed the mainstray and the building collapsed. what an amazing coincedence

well, honestly, better youse your belt on russian streets

just wait a few years and there will never be sun again. =)

It is not about who takes the first hit. It is about stupidity in general. I would try to beat up those skaters too, just for fun. A job as security guy is boring.

soooooooooooooooooo old =) saw that few years ago, tried myself and failed =)

omg another first.... but looks more agile on the water i would say, but may be comfortable in some swamp regions

hmm yeah wow

Ok the reason why that would never happen in America is, that all guys which were running on the field would have been send to Guantanamo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crocodiles neet to breath to, mase! Its their own weapon used against them.

They need big fenders to ram each other.

Where is the TANK?!

brilliant

somebody is crouchin in front of the door from the outside, and maybe he is doing something, because i think just irritating the sensor can not break a machine like that. but i guess it is an old vid and many people may have wondered about. so who cares

#2 JAY not JET

I got the same printer

lets just play paintball with that machine!!

BREAKFAST!!

1. real nice vid!
2. was it worth the effort?
3. why???????????????????

at least he could have used something like a skateboard.

why failing without even trying anything? or what is the deal with "hey what can we do?" "i dont know, but lets fail"