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2. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Dog Leads Police to Fire
Headline: "Dog slows rescue vehicle by running on road; Family die"
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3. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video The Skin Gun
Wow. Just wow. To prevent so much pain and suffering, what a fantastic piece of medical technology.
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4. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Racing Overtake in Style
Wow, now that's overtaking. Everything else from now on is besidetaking.
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5. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Finding a Way To Escape the Crisis
Uh... #1, you weren't supposed to be looking at the kid on the slide.
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6. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Mike Song Tutting on Wii song
Hmm, you can impress your class, but can you impress the entire internet?
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7. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video 15 brick elbow break
Well, those bricks WERE probably good for something, unlike this stupid 'skill', which is good for nothing.
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8. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Concrete Breaking
Non-reinforced, high sand low concrete mix crumbles pretty easily, especially when supported only on the outer ends like this. I'd say they had to be careful not to drop them on each other while setting up. Still, respect to his bloody knuckles and determination *coughstupiditycough*
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9. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video bus driver fights with child
Sure, the bus driver was in the wrong, and a bully, and an asshole, and a thug, and probably sick and tired of being treated like dirt.
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10. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video PVC Instrument
Stupid american audiences seem to think that screaming throughout a performance to show their appreciation is a good thing - NO! it is rude and insulting, shut the hell up until the performer has finished, if we wanted to hear from you then YOU would be on stage...
Translations:
"WOO!" = "Something is happening."
"WOOO!" = "I am at a performance of some kind."
"WOOOO!" = "Oh, the performer has paused for a second."
"WOOOOO!" = "I recognise this song."
"WOOOOOO!" = "I acknowledge your talent."
"WOOOOOOO!" = "The music is touching my soul."
"WOOOOOOOO!" = "I can't do what you're doing so I will ruin it for others who are listening"
Translations:
"WOO!" = "Something is happening."
"WOOO!" = "I am at a performance of some kind."
"WOOOO!" = "Oh, the performer has paused for a second."
"WOOOOO!" = "I recognise this song."
"WOOOOOO!" = "I acknowledge your talent."
"WOOOOOOO!" = "The music is touching my soul."
"WOOOOOOOO!" = "I can't do what you're doing so I will ruin it for others who are listening"
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11. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video From Zero To Hero
I think there's a muppet commentating... Come on, close your eyes and listen, you'll see it too.
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12. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video How Can Something So Small Be So Impressive?
Now if a man made a disparaging sexual remark to a woman about her anatomy live on air he would be sacked and vilified. We live in a society with terrible double standards.
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13. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Ski Lift Face Plant
It wasn't high enough to die, so no Darwin award. How about a Newton award, for proving that gravity exists...?
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14. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video 20m (60 Ft.) Rope Swing Triple Back Flips
Awesome stunt but he's a terrible shot - didn't hit a single raft.
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15. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video This guy uses his feet to target practice
#2 - People with arms can't fire a gun?
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16. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video People are awesome
The "People Suck" video is much, much longer.
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17. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Awesome Truck
Trucking stupid.
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18. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Fallen Art
Wow, macabre. Single-handedly the most wonderfully disturbing thing I have seen all week.
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19. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video LSD tested on British army
The army discovered a cure for war then kept it secret. No surprise there.
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20. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Do you get the message NOW?
He is an Aussie comedian, he is entertaining people.
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21. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Andres Cantor
#(removed comment) - it's a sport for smart people, you wouldn't understand.
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22. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Clean Kitty
Chill, #1. You counter cruelty with violence? Moron.
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23. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Piano Falls Off Truck
??!! Gee, too bad the technological miracle of rope is so hard to come by.
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24. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Pro Infirmis Get closer
I'd hug a disabled person but no way I'm hugging a random bear in the street... I know what furries are. D:
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25. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video The Memristor
#(removed comment), it actually makes perfect sense if you have a tiny bit of background knowledge. Perhaps you could look for that info if you are interested, rather than complaining that a 2 minute video doesn't provide you with complete enlightenment.
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26. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Cleverman
What a great animation... brilliantly told.
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27. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Best Street Party Ever
This is ACA - A current Affair - an example of appalling Australian 'Journalism'.
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28. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video What's this right here?
There's one myth busted - that was nowhere near his kneecap.
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29. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video how to draw an anatomic face in 2.5 minutes
#8 - actually, it's 2.85 minutes, but who's counting...? Oh, I am.
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30. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Human slingshot
Didn't Wile. E Coyote teach them anything?
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31. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video The gentlest dog you'll ever see.
I had a Doberman that was the same, (This looks like a Doberman cross or maybe an old fat Dobie...?) Best natured dog I ever had. Wonderful temperament, mean looking as hell.
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32. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Snoop Dogg on Weed(s)
Weed isn't addictive physically, but people can become mentally dependent on it because it does provide an escape from daily pressures. The relaxation it gives can be hard to leave, especially after prolonged use, simply because it takes guts to face boring or harsh reality after successfully escaping it. In weed focused social circles giving up can be even more difficult due to peer pressure and your own 'identity' as a smoker, which guys like Snoop here make seem very cool. Finally, if you are unmotivated, don't smoke weed 'cos you won't find your get-up-and-go here.
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33. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Folding gun
Somewhere along the line American freedom has lost its way. This is not a product of a sane and healthy culture.
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34. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Incredible trike jump
"3rd Attempt" it says at the start.... I'd love to see 1 and 2
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35. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Awesome shotgun trick shooter
I bet he is deaf. I SAID I BET HE IS DEAF!!
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36. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Microsoft Surface
Now I know that people having sex on their coffee table is not all that uncommon... So, have they got an app which senses a bare ass rhythmically shaking on the thing, then adds music and a light show? Cos if so I am saving up right now.
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37. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Top 5 Super Organisms
This had the beginnings of interesting but its brevity made it totally pointless.
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38. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Tiburon in a school of fish
This reminds me of the way logic completely manages to evade my ex.
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39. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Don't mess up with trains
Truck drivers - too used to being the biggest and the baddest, never having to move for no-one... Well, there's always someone bigger.
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40. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Marshmallow test
Torturing kids, I love it... Perhaps the marshmallow could have been electrified? Or perhaps they could have used an apple but not fed the kids for a whole day beforehand? Or... damn, there are so many possibilities!
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41. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Ghost Car
I reckon the fencing is not attached to the centre pole and so lies down when driven over, springing back up due to tension on the outside two poles. Either that or this is a bat-cave hologram setup, which is far more unlikely.
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42. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Useless Nosey Neighbors
Real domestic violence is a serious offense. But now there is an increasing number of false domestic violence claims, used by women playing power games to deprive innocent men of their money and children. They do this because just as no-one in this video will interfere, no-one will believe a man when he says he is innocent.
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43. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Aston Martin ALMS Flying At Mid-Ohio Raceway
It's like Obi-Wan's car from the original Star Wars...
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44. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video The Shoot A Brew Cooler Rapid Fire
Only works with that flat, awful tasting crap that is American beer.
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45. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Borat's Bay Watch
Eeeew! I was eating!
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46. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Ed Alleyene-Johnson
Ironic... This guy is a skilled violinist while Axl Rose has a voice like a violin amateur.
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47. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Star Wars Trilogy Summed up in 2-Minutes, with LEGO!
#7 - but it should have been...
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48. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Famous necker cube illusion.
A perfect metaphor for life. Only when you view it from the right angle does it look okay. Otherwise it's just all weird and complicated.
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49. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Person swapping experiment
#1 - You never know, your girlfriend may very well be swapping fellas without you noticing.
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50. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Lean meat with a crusty top
This is psychologically damaging, I'm never going to get that out of my head.
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51. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Corvette Burnout
Lol, dickheads get what dickheads deserve.
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52. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Insane dog part 2
Now that got a hearty laugh out of me. Damn lol.
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53. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Homer with an Intel CPU for a brain
Pentium II ?? Woah..
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54. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2009
I wonder how many obituaries include "Died chasing a cheese"?
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55. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Bathing with Piranhas
I'll bet he was wearing steel undies.
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56. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Skateboarding: Looking Both Ways FAIL
#2 - God saved him? Seriously? So I guess all those other people who fall under cars and die must have pissed God off somehow.
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57. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video New Year's Eve 2011 in Dubai
Imagine each burst being a meal for a family. And yes, I say the same thing when it happens in my capital city. Let's celebrate after people are fed.
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58. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video How To Make An Apple Into A Swan
#2 - you too cheap to get that second bottle of wine?
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59. Fergus_Thedog commented 17 years ago on video Mimicking bird
Used to have a few lyrebirds near my old place - they do babies crying, cars going past, you name it. Pretty weird when you're walking on a remote track and you hear a baby cry out in the bush...
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60. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Motorcyclist and sheep
Much better if these film-while-speeding motorcycle idiots are taken out by sheep before they can kill someone's family.
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61. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Ball Hits bird in Tennis
Didn't explode in a ball of feathers like the baseball bird did...
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62. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Stunts - Motorbike
Nice skills. Crap music.
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63. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Blue Ring Octopus
#8 go ahead, pat squishy and you shall live for another half hour, no more. These things kill touchy-feely people very fast by completely shutting down the central nervous system, and all you have to do is touch it. They are reasonably common in coastal Australian rock pools.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-ringed_octopus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-ringed_octopus
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64. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Log pwns human
That hollow 'thunk' sound says it all.
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65. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video SSD Awesomeness
So this hard drive storage is so fast it effectively works as ram?
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66. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video I Am Canadian!
Hey, I'm an Australian and I agree - it IS pronounced "Zed".
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67. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Pro Mexican Wrestler Punches Fan In The Face
This guy gets to take home a unique souvenir... his teeth in a box.
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68. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Simon’s Cat - The Box
Nice animation, simple and subtle.
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69. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Bleachers Collapse
"Authorities THINK the bleachers had structural faults" Ya think?
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70. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Bull Poker
I have a theory that states: The bigger the hat, the smaller the brain. I think I'll attach this video to my thesis.
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71. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Brilliant iPhone investment
Money can't buy you brains.
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72. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video How to entertain a dog
Hmm. My dog doesn't chase a ball. Can I get a machine that will throw a cat?
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73. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Trading in the Stone Age
...only these days if you want the girl you have to give her a rock - as many carats as you can afford.
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74. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Awesome slowmotion (1000fps) camera shots
I had a friend I used to play basketball with - really fat, you know? HE used to have freaky hangtime too, just like that jelly... Now I understand.
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75. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Predator Cartoon Parody
I think Smokey might have Bieber fever.... And Lol at 'sophisticated'.... what did you just watch you tool? Shakespeare? Swan lake? Don Giovanni? No, it was a college humour parody of a pop culture movie. Get a dose of reality.
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76. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Difference between Men & Women
Like Andre doesn't have enough.
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77. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Hiroshima
Someone once said to me that the difference between Germans and Americans is that most Germans feel some guilt over the holocaust, while most Americans view Hiroshima and Nagasaki as an accomplishment.
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78. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Wazzup Holmes
"Elementary school, my dear Watson." - Lol.
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79. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video When Robot Programmers get bored
It's a robot, yes. It is programmed to be millimetre accurate, for sure. Would I get on it when I know it is going to swing my non-helmeted head that hard and close to the ground? No way.
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80. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Trololo
This must have been filmed prior to modern advances in lip-synching.
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81. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video 8 BITS
Very clever, loved it. Great animation and action sequences and the 2D / 3D transitions were well executed.
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82. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video "ZBV" - Z Backscatter Van
Lol USA, for all your supposed 'freedoms' and 'rights', you're all so shit scared of terrorists you allow your government to trample over them all. Oh, except for your right to bear arms, which is the right that really should be taken away from you trigger happy lunatics.
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83. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Winter Fails 2011
Now I'm just an Aussie and our winters aren't so cold, but can I make a few obvious suggestions to you people who do get snow and Ice?
1. Don't jump on frozen ponds.
2. Tires don't work on ice.
That will do, I won't overload your brains.
1. Don't jump on frozen ponds.
2. Tires don't work on ice.
That will do, I won't overload your brains.
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84. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Unpractical shoes
The word is "Impractical", not "unpractical".
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85. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Domino Fall Down
I'm sorry, but I feel that setting up a pre-made plastic kit (or even a hundred of them) just lacks a certain quality. This was really meh.
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86. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Mirror Scare
Who ever said that horror films had to be original?
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87. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Children stick up for eachother.
Kudos to the teacher who allows the children to express their dissent, rather than stubbornly and nastily support his own hasty verdict as a lot of teachers do.
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88. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Enjoy winning
And in a few years she'll get the house, car and kids too.
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89. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Crazy dog jumping fire
Genetic engineering presents: Moth-dog!
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90. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Exploding beer bottle
Holy crap!
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91. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Amateur
Fucking Brilliant. Loved it.
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92. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video can u resist?
I'm interested to see how far it can go... fist, baseball bat, volkswagon, truck, and so on.
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93. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video The boy with the incredible brain
Now you can keep your damn ferarris - I'd like to take a spin in this guy's brain.
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94. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Rocky VII
Good to see that sensationalism isn't restricted to the English-speaking Media.
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95. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video The Argiope
Damn, I think that's my ex.
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96. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Redneck Bike Stunt Fail
Who am I? "I am a champion!".... too many motivational speeches...
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97. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Red Bull BC ONE First Round
Yeah, it's all talent and looks great, but why does it have to be a 'battle'? Can't they just dance for fun?
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98. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Tidying up art
Don't worry all you morons who prefer not to think, I'm sure there will be another cute cat video coming up again soon.
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99. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Impressive Motorbike Display
Well it says "Rome", and I don't think they were ever communists. Correct me if I'm wrong but I think they were Fascists. The difference is that Communists would have ridden prescicely for the pride of their mother country, whereas the Fascists would have ridden precisely for fear of having the shit kicked out of them if they messed up..
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100. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video The black hole
Hey, Bugs Bunny wants his portable hole back.
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101. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Natalie Portman & Rashida Jones Speaks Out
I think they are saying that before the crisis gets too bad, buy puppies and fatten them up. Mmmm, puppies. Especially Natalie Portman's puppies. Woof!
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102. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Popping a ballon inside of another balloon
#8 - I have seen a room of grown men get more excited than that over popping balloons... It all depends on the girl wearing them though..
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103. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Robbie Williams has the crowd take a flash picture.
Oh, and doesn't Robbie just LOVE getting his picture taken.
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104. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Pool in the river
Category: AWESOME!!! Hmmm, awesome sure 'aint what it used to be...
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105. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Curiosity (almost) killed the cameraman
Would you eat a rat? No, because they eat disgusting stuff and live in a filthy environment. I'm sure that eating artificial food, wearing chemical based clothing, spraying on deodorant, drinking coke, getting splashed while filling your car with petrol etc... must easily make humans the most stinky and least appetizing thing on the savannah.
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106. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Music machine
A fantastic piece of animation, but tragically cut short and in very low res here. Follow the link below to download the whole thing in high quality video.
http://www.archive.org/details/PipeDrea2001
http://www.archive.org/details/PipeDrea2001
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107. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Waterfall Printer
#3 - Gravity makes water fall. You can stop water falling by putting something between it and the ground. There is a device called a tap (or a fawcett for you yanks) that can do this, but it is fairly tricky to use. Program a computer to precisely control a series of taps in a line and you can make patterns. Got it?
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108. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video MythBusters draw a Mona Lisa in 80 ms
Lol. Geekism.
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109. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Gun making in Pakistan
This may have been very dangerous, but he did get access. What chance of filming in the American or British weapon manufacturing plants?
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110. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Control by thought
OMG James May actually has brain activity!
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111. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Magic Poop Collector
Oh no, that's awful! "it's easy to install on your dog"... Not wearing one of those.
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112. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video What Trololo guy is really singing
Snotr has hit a new low, this was awful.
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113. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Best Cry Ever
Does no-one here recognise or understand the release of years of pain?
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114. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Stop boring Hugh Laurie.
Oh wow, Hugh. I'm so sorry.
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115. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Traffic Cop's Got Moves
Okay, so comparing this vid with http://www.snotr.com/video/5167 , I have developed the hypothesis that dancing in traffic is only safe if you have decent moves. Or mime gloves. Or an orange shirt. More study is obviously needed.
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116. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Fan makes catch look easy.
Must be a cricket player, didn't need a glove to catch a ball.
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117. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Exoskeleton Suit
I'm going to save like hell for 5 - 10 years then get one of the next generation that lets me run at 100kph and jump over my house.
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118. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Protection doors made in China
That's pretty clever really, making doors out of recycled easter egg foil...
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119. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Camaro stunting on highway
You moron.
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120. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Twin tesla coils play Mario Bros theme song
This is awesome. Those who say otherwise are cretins and don't get what is happening.
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121. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video If all movies had cell phones...
*Ring ring* Hello, Bombdigaddy can't come to the phone right now, leave a message after the beep - *beeeep*
"Yo, Bombdigger? Don't put the dried parsley on your dinner dude, that's my stash."
"Yo, Bombdigger? Don't put the dried parsley on your dinner dude, that's my stash."
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122. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Dog plays basketball
This is what happens after the children leave home.
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123. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video How not to take off with a floatplane
Aren't planes usually called things like "albatross" or "eagle" or similar flying creature..? That flying craft was screwed (pun unintended but gleefully acknowledged) as soon as it was called "beaver".
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124. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Schwartz on a big piano
It shits me when the clapping and cheering starts half way through these things. Just stop it, all of you!
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125. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Paintball Art
No, you got it all wrong! Marilyn took pills, it was JFK who got shot...
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126. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Falcore Juggling
If you look really closely you can see he has three arms.
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127. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Cinco Uranal Shower System
Spinning out. Totally Bizarre.
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128. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video How a differential gear works
Very nice, I've never heard anyone pronounce the 'H' in "wheel" before, that was amazing.
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129. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Back Massage
No way, not me. An elephant is smart enough to know that people suck.
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130. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Come to Australia
Hey, I've lived in Australia all my life and only been hit by one stingray. My respect goes to the Aboriginals who walked this land for over 40,000 years WITHOUT SHOES.
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131. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video A solution to the US national debt?
Get ready for a tantrum, the spoiled brat is about to be told "No, you can't have it."
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132. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video 134 tons of pot burns in Mexico
Come on, at least take it upwind of a major population centre first...
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133. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Aging Face Transformation
#4 - there is an alternative...
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134. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Ball girl makes incredible catch
Right there - I want to marry a girl just like that.
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135. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video For 9 bucks you can do whatever you want to a rental car
Hopefully this video will end up in the hands of the insurance company.
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136. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Goalkeeper
"Fake commercial"? Are you for real?
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137. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video No Asians!
I'm not entirely sure, but is that reporter Terry Willisee? Old Aussies, help me out here.
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138. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Shower cat
Lip synch is way out, didn't hear a word it said.
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139. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video How girls like it? Vertor answers!
You're tripping, it is so obviously a girl narrating. And bit torrent downloading is not necessarily illegal...
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140. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Truck Jumps Crazy Fan During Race
Well, if the other rally clips on snotr are anything to go by, the rest of the fans standing just off the side of the track are just as stupid.
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141. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Russian Transformers
Wow, awesome skills if that was fully independent fan film.
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142. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Store Entry Fail
#7 and #9, You idiots, that's his hands and arms on top of his head.
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143. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Scared Kid
Guy in background: "You're doin' great." Maybe at failing.
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144. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Broadway bomb 2010
6:05... Skated under an 18 wheeler... damn!
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145. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Drum and Bass
Drumroll please.... Snotr title fight!!!
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146. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Gobble Gobble 2010
#1 - not sure how those girls qualified then. Perhaps all it required was bravery...
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147. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Modular Marble Machines
They're all powered... Where's the perpetual motion model?
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148. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video How to create a parking spot
Why is that woman wearing a tie?
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149. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video George Bush - Snowball Fight
Stupid. Political satire is all well and good, but this was brainless mockery.
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150. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video How NOT to get rid of a whale
I have watched this 20+ times, and laugh more every time. Simply hilarious.
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151. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video So you think you got crazy moves?
Wow, freaky.
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152. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Zoom into Concrete
Awesome
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153. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Racism in elevators
Now regarding the video: I am not denying that sometimes people are racist and are unjustly nasty to good black people - but in this case this man is not only aggressive and threatening violence, but he also dismisses this person's individuality in preference for the derogatively racist tag "some stupid white bitch" - classifying this person as lesser due to their race. This is precisely what he is objecting to, which is that upon seeing a black man she automatically presumed he was aggressive and might wish violence upon her... hey wait.. ...and then he scares her for fun? I know who is the asshole here, buddy.
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154. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Lamborghni garage
A good advertisement for socialism. If you have 5 Lamborghinis then you deserve to have your money taken away from you and put to better use.
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155. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video White House's last Barney Christmas video
!? iS THIS FOR REAL? oH no.. Oh that's just sad.
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156. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Magnetic liquid
I know a few people I'd like to see drink this, then I could get a great big old magnet and give them the colonic of a lifetime...
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157. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Beagle Puppy Learning to Howl
Yeah, I agree with #6 - it's getting them to shut up is the trick.
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158. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Paper Towels
The 'magic hugs' logo at the end cracked me up.
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159. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video What's in the Box?
Yeah, I agree with truckito. This guy knows what he's doing. That's if it is one guy - hollywood would use teams of people to do what this 'one dutch student' has done, which is why they want him, I guess!
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160. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Rocket Butt
Wow, I was just about to try something similar... Think I'll reconsider now. Snotr - a valuable educational tool.
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161. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Monty Python - I'd like to buy a hearing aid
Not their best by a long shot.
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162. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Linux baby rocker
#(removed comment) - Everyone knows that anyone who is into Linux can't get laid - viola! Linux based birth control.
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163. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Gas station explosion
This was funny. Onion News Network is great.
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164. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Horse kicks moron in the face
I can't thank you enough for posting this - much the same thing happened to my ex-mother-in-law, but I didn't get to see it.
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165. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Hidden Camera Prank Gone Wrong
The running guy MAY have been being a wanker, and he MAY have even been a thief, but to kick someone in the head like that is uncalled for. What a thug - not even knowing what happened, not trying some kind of restraint like simply tripping him or stepping in front of him... I don't want to endorse those stupid camera pranks, but the kicking guy needs to have his ass sued off for what he did there.
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166. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Wine Glass Music
You could play 'Yankee Doodle' or 'The Star Spangled Banner' on a nose flute and Americans would think it was fantastic.
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167. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Remarkable space saving furniture.
This is beautiful design, really impressive. So many people will buy this for so many different reasons, this guy will become a squillionaire.
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168. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Danish Championships 2010 in Rabbit Hopping
Bring out the holy handgrenade.
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169. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Red Wasp vs. Giant Spider
Well done, #12, beat me to it. The spider is not dead..... yet. Not until it gets eaten alive by baby wasps from the inside out... I believe this is where the inspiration for "Alien" came from.
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170. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Experiences cross new technologies
I want one of those Wacom screens they're drawing on... Anyone feeling generous?
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171. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Cut your carbon emissions by 10%
I'm all for reducing my carbon footprint, but this was the dumbest load of shit ever. They should have contributed to their own cause by not using the electricity it took to make this.
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172. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video 3D projection with coordinated light on a 3D surface
#5... Wow, no more 3D light shows for you.
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173. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Bank Robbery Foiled by Customer
The robber got away..? Hmmm... and the guy thanks his mate afterward for helping make him a celebrity hero... More than likely a plan to root the teller.
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174. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video World's youngest transexual
Well, that's one way to teach a boy to leave the toilet seat down.
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175. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video 200 beers, please !
They need to pour them an hour in advance so the foam settles.... really bad pouring skills, tilt the glass you morons...
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176. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video The Paintings of Holton Rower
The fact that you could do this is irrelevant; you did not. And if you do it now, you weren't first, so once again irrelevant.
The new materials in play here, which seem to harden thus enabling the finished pieces to 'hang' afterward, were not available in the 60s or 70s during 'op art' and thus this is a valid new spin on an existing idea. Perspective was 'done' in the renaissance, but is still widely used and very relevant. Art is a cycle and not linear, and as I was watching this I was thinking that this was a fantastic expression of many contemporary ideas such as the expanding universe being captured (as in in our perspectives) in a moment of time, just as Cubism echoed relativity and Jackson Pollock's expressionism is said to suggest ideas inherent within quantum physics.
It is easy for idiots to condemn art.
The new materials in play here, which seem to harden thus enabling the finished pieces to 'hang' afterward, were not available in the 60s or 70s during 'op art' and thus this is a valid new spin on an existing idea. Perspective was 'done' in the renaissance, but is still widely used and very relevant. Art is a cycle and not linear, and as I was watching this I was thinking that this was a fantastic expression of many contemporary ideas such as the expanding universe being captured (as in in our perspectives) in a moment of time, just as Cubism echoed relativity and Jackson Pollock's expressionism is said to suggest ideas inherent within quantum physics.
It is easy for idiots to condemn art.
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177. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Chinese Toddlers Play On Big Guitars
Forceful showbiz parents... So is this the chinese version of the Jackson 5?
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178. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Classic Sony Walkman
#8 "I hope we won't jump back to cassettes"... OMG I think you're serious.
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179. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Don't freerun
Okay, you talked me out of my desire to parkour with some very convincing arguments.
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180. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Iraqi debate about the shape of the earth
Just another religious idiot believing ancient stupidities. Say, wasn't the Universe created in six days as well? Time to give up God and put your reason to work, people.
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181. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Windmill out of control
Fake? You dickhead, Cheezburgerz.
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182. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Sprite - Fashion show
What does it mean if my ex girlfriend looks like the model half way up the catwalk?
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183. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Lada commercial
An "antiboredom campaign"??!! I love the idea!
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184. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Advanced toilet
Well, I suppose if you're going to snort some shit then the toilet is the place to go...
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185. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Dog high five
I don't know about babies in general - all this proved to me was that dogs are smarter than Christians.
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186. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Scary fish
Sorry Aliquantulus - I think that is actually a Mother-in-Law shark.
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187. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video 11 years old girl assembles rifle in record time
Daddy's little redneck. Seriously, America - take a good long hard look at yourself.
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188. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video A dog attacks a shark
#1 - It appears that this dog has been trained to fetch and drag the catch to shore in much the same manner as dogs have been assisting humans in the hunt for food for thousands of years. What's more, I'd bet that those shark fillets tasted great. No evidence here that this was purely for entertainment.
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189. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video How not to use a potato gun
Awesome. Once saw an egg give a kid concussion, and it wasn't even fired out of a cannon like this...
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190. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Women, know your limits
Rofl, then rofl again.
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191. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Mactini - New computer from Apple
Ha! Very funny, well done..!
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192. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Family Guy - Peter wants to clean
Lol #2
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193. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video How traffic jams are caused
#7 - that's because you are an asshole.
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194. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Air Show Comedy
Skills and guts - awesome flying.
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195. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Stonehenge
I hereby promote you to Lord Admiral Fuckface. Any chance you can get an advance on that end of existence thing? You can call "First" when you get there.
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196. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Undeleted Sheriff Video
WTF is this crap? Come on, Mods.
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197. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video What is a browser
See now THIS is why Google is trying to take over the world, they think they are doing us a favour. Look elsewhere, Google! The rest of us are OK and can take care of ourselves!
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198. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Still Face Experiment
For all the people who say this is cruel, this is obviously a great Mum who engages with her child ALL the time, and so what if she goes passive for 2 mins to demonstrate an important point. Now imagine all of the Mums (and Dads) out there who tune out their babies to watch TV (or the like) ALL the time... Now that really is sad.
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199. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video The lady and the reaper
Damn, how come I can edit a comment but not delete it?
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200. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video The Internets, The Google and The Tubes
#(removed comment), Right on, I agree with your first statement.
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201. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video The Transparent Car
Pfft. Wonder Woman already did this with her jet, and she did it cooler and sexier.
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202. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Fareed Zakaria blasts media.
USA#1, you suggest that being an 'America hater' somehow invalidates someone's point, presumably because they are biased. If that's the case, surely being an 'America Lover', such as yourself, similarly negates the value of your opinions as they too have been forged in emotion rather than logic.
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203. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Gource
Wow. Love the animated organic graphic representation of information, which I'm going to guess is displaying pieces of programming code and how they support/relate to different functions of the software as it is developed over time... But then I could be way off. Anyone?
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204. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video a contortionist squeezes herself into a plexiglas bottle
Bwah hah hah!! Now roll her down a hill!!!
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205. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Psycho Skater
That move at 1:07 is awesome. ...weird cameo at 1:13 though, definitely not the main guy.
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206. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video WipeOut - That's gotta hurt
Once again, it seems this show gives its competitors NO chance to avoid obstacles. Like hunting cows, there's no sport in it.
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207. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Russian Xena Warrior Princess
Made me think of Indiana Jones... all that fancy swordsmanship (swordswomanship??) and display then blam!
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208. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video US satellite shootdown
Big effing deal. How about you make a car engine that doesn't foul the atmosphere, then I'll be impressed.
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209. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Football freestyle moves
Yawn.
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210. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Men's and women's brains
The guy is a pain in the ass presenter, and this could have been over in 5 minutes without the moronic whooping by the American crowd, yet this is still based soundly on contemporary brain theory. What this doesn't mention is that such brain theory is still only generalising, and most men and women's brains overlap by at least a small degree into the thinking style preferred by the opposite gender.
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211. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Whole Gecko eaten by ants
I could eat a gecko faster than that, and there's only one of me.
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212. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video The worlds happiest street cleaner
Let this be a lesson to your children: Do not study dance at university.
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213. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video How stupid...
Laughing so much it hurts.. not hurting as much as him though...
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214. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Interesting animal facts
That's amazing - I never knew a chameleon had a tounge.
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215. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Racism in elevators
80% of all businesses in America have an elevator? Yes, but did you know that 78% of all statistics are simply made up on the spot? Cite your facts.
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216. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video The end of the world
Noureddin, you are a brain-dead cretin.
And I quote: "And say shit that would mean nothing to mean are just shows that are retarded and think they are smart but.. they are actually a miscarriage."
It is you sir, who are the mental miscarriage.
#3 - Lol.
And I quote: "And say shit that would mean nothing to mean are just shows that are retarded and think they are smart but.. they are actually a miscarriage."
It is you sir, who are the mental miscarriage.
#3 - Lol.
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217. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Bestman screws up
That to me my friends is neither fake nor directed - that has got to be revenge for dumping him three years ago.
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218. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Bunny show jumping
I am gobsmacked at the sheer stupidity of this.
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219. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Information overload
Gee, I hope this video was researched a little better than your stupid statement, USAtosser1.
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220. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Giant urban beach ball
I guess as long as your mates run under it with you... I'd hate to be under it by myself...
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221. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Awesome skateboard trick
Wow, that is really a great trick. Can anyone post video of his first 10 attempts?
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222. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video The Finger
Great talent.
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223. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Record breaking coconut chopper
Didn't we learn to use tools on these things while we were still monkeys?
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224. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Jeff Foxworthy and friends - Deck talk
Now here's a fine example of frugal comedy - every possible angle wrung out of a single joke. Pretty funny too.
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225. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Magic Flashlights
My guess is that the film was shot in low light conditions, possibly on dusk, so that the led lights really burn into the film. Duplicate your film and run the top layer with a contrast/brightness increase to make the low-light look like day, then play with the bottom layer to isolate/create/enhance the light trail. Well, that's my guess as how it's done. If this wasn't how, I'd like to be corrected..?
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226. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Badass police dog
Voof!
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227. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video WoW account cancelled: hilarity ensues
Youch. Wouldn't want to be the brother who filmed it when that psycho finds out the vid has gone viral...
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228. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Giant vortex gun
I believe the correct British term for a television presenter like this is 'twat'.
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229. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Deep Green, the pool-playing robot
Worst music EVER.
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230. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Words of Wisdom from Steven Seagal
There are many zen parables that end up with the novice being hit by the master. Stevie here has about that much zen in him, I reckon.
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231. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video How to dump your boyfriend
Hmmm, wonder what she needs those batteries for...?
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232. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Swinging nutshot
The kick to the nuts wasn't the impact which propelled him; that was his hands, as #6 says, but you can still definitely see the swinger's foot flick forward, as if the toes had momentarily clipped something. And that's enough. :o
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233. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Bike Jump Fail
He's up, could have been worse.
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234. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Freestyle Football Mad Skills Chick
ROFL #18, laughed for an hour.
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235. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Introducing Google Translate for Animals
#19 - It wants you to leave it alone for a while.
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236. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Amazing Intel Commercial
Why do intel even bother advertising? How many people really give a toss what is inside their computer, 5%? You choose mac or pc, you don't choose intel or... whatever.
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237. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Blade runner remake
That was damn funny. Can't believe so many of you voted this down. I was expecting the blue screen of death though...
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238. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Domestic violence
Hmmm... So yeah, let's campaign to end violence against 50% of the population.
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239. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video How to make a big bang..
I'm guessing they are modelling THE big bang, the creation of the universe... What I'm wondering is how they can figure that rapid expansion into something the density of water can simulate rapid expansion into a void. Can anyone explain?
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240. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Frisbee Trick Shots
Some impressive throws, but he utterly fails to capture the nonchalance required to make this sort of thing properly cool.
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241. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Animation of the future construction of the arch that will encase Chernobyl.
Ok, now what the hell are they going to do about Fukushima?
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242. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Frozen Grand Central
Mammon, you'd 'kick them in the face'?? What does a cretin do when faced with a new situation? Nah, don't think.
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243. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Study: Multiple stab wounds may be harmful
Anybody know what 'Parody' means?
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244. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Man proposes during NBA halftime...
Dodged a bullet there, mate..
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245. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Finger skill soccer
Tough crowd.
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246. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video BMX pool jump fails...
This is an awesome 7 seconds of video. Teenagers give everyone around them hell, but they balance the scale by doing stupid things such as this and getting them on tape.
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247. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Broken skateboard takes revenge
Banzemanga, you are sooo wrong. Sure, watching innocents get seriously hurt is not funny, but idiots like this? People who bring it on themselves? Bwah-hah ha ha!
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248. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Mr. T says: It's time to run like a REAL man!
Funny
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249. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Angry German Kid vs Lasse Gjertsen
Damn that was funny. Tears in my eyes still.
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250. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Air rings under the water
Hey Doubting tomas, and most_unique, it's not impossible. As others have said here, it's not against the laws of physics and it's not that hard to do. This guy does hold his breath for a long time though. And have a long hard think about why he's upside down, huh?
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251. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Scrubs - "Nagger"
No, although expressed a little roughly, Poobaire has a valid point.
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252. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Neg's Urban Sports - Skittles
No, unfortunately there is no law against being a right twat.
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253. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Parking compilation
I wish I lived in a world without Guns 'n' Roses...
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254. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Beijing Olympic Village as card house
Rather than throw a ball, I'd love to send my 4 year old daughter in there...
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255. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Rap battle translated
That was great. I think in the end they got confused because both sides showed up wearing the same uniform.
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256. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Awesome downhill skateboarding
Holy shit, balls of steel.
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257. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Full auto Glock
You want guns in your society, you have guns in your society, now all of you yanks forfeit the right to ever complain when you get shot while just going about your daily business, ok? On the flip side, I won't complain when I have nothing to fire at invading armies. I know which is more likely.
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258. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video New lens
"thats stupid and impossible.." - Really? You think so?
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259. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Bender's Anti-Piracy Warning
Dumb joke, good delivery.
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260. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video It can't be done any slower...
Great skills to be sure, but if you look closely he is flicking out cards from the other side of the deck.
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261. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video He loves a fat girl
Woeful.
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262. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Dog chasing a virtual ball
This is why dogs bite people.
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263. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video The best Guinness Book world records
People are strange.
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264. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Ringtone commercial
ROFL.. The mods are arguing in public now. Didn't Snotr censure bickering only recently? Just so we're all human then.
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265. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Compilation of awesome tricks
The one at 3:34 was amazing.
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266. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Discovery Channel - I love the world
Love it.
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267. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Self leveling pool table
Hold on a minute, if you changed 20 inches to 20 feet, then does (~50cm) now mean 50 metres? Lol... now that's some big surf.
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268. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video The Doghouse
To summarise: if it is in any way useful or practical, Women don't want it. To please a woman, a gift must be very expensive and completely useless.
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269. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Jumping fox on trampoline
#7 where the hell in Australia do you live? Foxes are in plague proportions down South East Aus. Some dumb asshole pom brought them over to hunt, and now they have spread and decimated native marsupial populations. Them and those bastard cats that is.
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270. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video The Simpsons - NEW Main Title
Now all they need are some new jokes.
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271. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Don't bully your dog
well done, Sealand! Do you want a gold star?
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272. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Dancing cops
Hold on, #6 - perhaps the 'camped up feather in cap spinning rifle' type might actually be better than the 'twisting arm behind the back with gun to nape of the neck, knee to the groin, give you a coma' sort we have all seen previously on Snotr. More poofy cops, I say! I mean the cops are going to fuck you over anyway, you may as well have the sort that will make you a cup of tea afterwards. And wouldn't the crime rate drop!
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273. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Texas sized blobbing
Awesome!!!!!
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274. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Sea lion stealing a fish
Smart seal? Perhaps, IF it could get the fish out of the net without getting his head stuck in it.
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275. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Awesome football shooter
The recipe is really not that hard: A modicum of talent (of which this guy seems to have and a bit more), and a dozen or more shots at each target. A bit of music, a bit of attitude. I doubt there would be any video editing #24, as that would take way longer than simply taking a few more shots.
It still makes for good viewing.
It still makes for good viewing.
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276. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video We Sing the Forest Electric
I think I get stupider every time I read the comments on this site.
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277. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Squirrel Fight
Zoom out, dude.
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278. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video The homemade flying hovercraft
One of those wings clips the water and it's goodnight Irene.
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279. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Camping prank
No one has died from goanna bite since antibiotics, you nongs. I once saw one run up a kid though, doing lots of damage with very sharp claws, because if the goanna is agitated it will try to climb the nearest tree or vertical thing it can find.
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280. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Painting water.
This is a simple technique, #11, for sure - but so is painting with a brush...
And Look! It's Frank ZAppa!!
And Look! It's Frank ZAppa!!
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281. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video David Beckham amazing pass.
I'm betting that a couple of minutes prior to this Beckham told Ronaldo the ball will drop exactly on the penalty spot, and it does, and Ronaldo is right there.
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282. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video 2 camels in a tiny car
"WHAAAZZZZZZUUUUUUPPPP!!" http://www.snotr.com/video/1724
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283. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video The History of Weed
I for one think that this video blurs the real issue - what is called Cannabis sativa is actually TWO plants, one which contains THC and can get you stoned, and the other which is known as 'hemp' or often 'industrial hemp', which does not have any effect when smoked.
To legalise the smoking of pot is a separate issue to re-legalising the growth of hemp by farmers for use as cloth, building material, paper, food, cosmetics, and a billion other things which are currently made in less environmentally friendly ways.
People need to know that growing 'hemp' is the NUMBER ONE fast and easy way to replace our dependence on fossil fuels for so many products, and is NOT simply a way to get out of your skull. (Although I'm all for legalising that too.. )
To legalise the smoking of pot is a separate issue to re-legalising the growth of hemp by farmers for use as cloth, building material, paper, food, cosmetics, and a billion other things which are currently made in less environmentally friendly ways.
People need to know that growing 'hemp' is the NUMBER ONE fast and easy way to replace our dependence on fossil fuels for so many products, and is NOT simply a way to get out of your skull. (Although I'm all for legalising that too.. )
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284. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video world burping champion
That must be his proud wife there at the end, looking slightly unchuffed. Whether she's begrudgingly supportive or genuinely disappointed he didn't get the record I suppose we'll never know. ...And how come no-one claps me when I belch?
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285. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Guy Has Different Way of Doing Tequila Shots
That. Was. AWESOME!!! As one who is no stranger to tequila shots the regular way (Lick, swill, suck), I take my hat off to you Old man, you have my undying respect.
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286. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Killer Willard The Boxing Kangaroo
#7, I'd love to know where you got your figures from. Are you saying that 30 million roos, over half the population, were culled in 9 years? I'm not too sure about that, mate.
And for all you non-Aussies, male roos are not usually this aggro towards humans, but this one seems to have been trained to be aggressive. So, 'act' or not, I for one think the husband and wife there deserve all the beatings Willard gives them. LOVE that punch at 0.23!
And for all you non-Aussies, male roos are not usually this aggro towards humans, but this one seems to have been trained to be aggressive. So, 'act' or not, I for one think the husband and wife there deserve all the beatings Willard gives them. LOVE that punch at 0.23!
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287. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Rock Star Attitude Fail
If this is a fake then it is truly uninspired, just like their playing.
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288. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video School Bus in Classroom
#10 oh, the irony!
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289. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Bungee Jump (Russian style)
That's one gutsy chick. Hardcore.
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290. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Malaria caught on camera breaking and entering cell
#7 - Nah, this one was created by reptilian aliens who live inside the Earth, which is actually hollow.
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291. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Nascar Miracle
I agree with #9 - the greatest nascar miracle is that there are enough morons out there watching it to keep it going.
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292. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Wrong Number
Yeah... It happened to me many times, that wrong number which hung up as soon as I said 'hello'. Didn't think much of it, I trusted her, you see. Pretty stupid, in hindsight. Should have gone all Carol Burnett on her ass and demanded answers. *sigh*
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293. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Ronaldo Vs Rémi Gaillard
Renaldo faked his, Gaillard takes a million shots, go and get a real job, fellas.
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294. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Nike Skills
Nike's 'Victory' = profit at any cost.
http://ihscslnews.org/view_article.php?id=32
http://ihscslnews.org/view_article.php?id=32
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295. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Ninja jumps
Parkour development committee.
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296. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video The Saga of Biorn
Am I too late for the WWII debate?
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297. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video How To Peel A Pineapple
So you peel a pineapple with a knife!? Who'd have thought?!
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298. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Biggest Drawing In The World
#1 - Guess that makes him a bullshit artist....
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299. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Twin-tornados chasing boat
That's right, these two water spouts weren't actually 'chasing' the boat - the vid ends so suddenly because they were just flushing the boat into the third, hidden water spout. Cunning bastards.
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300. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Russian granny with nerves of steel
Granny must have been eating home baked hash browns. She probably said the russian equivalent of "Woooah, Dude."
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301. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Scary maze prank
This is just chapter one from the 'Is your kid a pansy?' handbook. In the next chapter the kid gets held by his ankles off the side of a tall building.
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302. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Female weightlifter gets owned
Makeup!
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303. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Toiletron
See now in photoshop you have tools to stop you having to manually erase around the edges of an object....
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304. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Baby can read at 17 months
This isn't fake. My son (now 9) could read like this at this age. He is not a super genius, he just has innate language skills. I read to him from birth while others told me I was stupid because he couldn't understand what I was reading to him. He was not pushed, he had loving, interactive attention based around books for maybe an hour a day but in short sessions. Now my other children can't read like this, and are really nowhere close, despite having the same attention - I guess different people do have different skill sets from birth. All of my kids converse very well however, and a side effect of that is they verbalise their feelings rather than throw tantrums. How nice. I have a friend who pointed out that his amazing parrots spoke so clearly because he spoke to them in a normal voice, rather than the stupid 'polly wants a cracker' schtick that people put on. Oddly enough, I didn't baby-talk to my son either - I respected his mind from the start, rather than treating it like a blob of uncooked dough like so many parents do in our western culture.
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305. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Guardian angel
*Sigh*... I have no pride.
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306. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video 'Moon walk' gone wrong...
Actually, scientific beliefs/theories are based on the idea of reproducable empirical data and often change when new evidence is found or a more accurate theory is developed. This is called being rational. Now when did religion ever a) admit they were off target and change, or b) rely on evidence? Religion relies on faith, which is a lovely idea and nice to have, but does not use tangible facts as a basis for belief. You have faith because you want to have faith, not because anyone convinced you to with a logical argument.
And Patriot, seriously - hating someone for that is pretty intolerant.
And Patriot, seriously - hating someone for that is pretty intolerant.
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307. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Journalism Fail
andyjk10, you are a wanker, just like all the other 'fisters'/'firsters', whatever.
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308. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Monkeys on ice
#11 - wow, that's just about the most megalomaniacal thing I have read this year. "I speak for the people"?? What sort of trip are you on? Please don't speak for me, ok?
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309. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Speed cooking
Whatta tool.
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310. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Pants on fire
I have said it before, and I'll say it again. Teenagers give the world hell, but they make up for everything by doing stupid shit on camera.
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311. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Urban Ninja
Wow - no matter what you want to call it, it is without doubt extreme physical prowess. The 14 consecutive backflips at 1:45 alone is amazing.
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312. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Urban Ninja
lol dvh.
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313. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video 100,000 pounds of TNT
#18 - That's not a goat, it's my ex mother-in-law.
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314. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Zoo York "Bomb Down Broadway" BMX Contest
Gutsy.
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315. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Extreme Biking
Thankfully I live in Australia, and can go down a hundred hills like this on my bike and never see another rider.
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316. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Men are stupid
I can just imagine the women only insurance forms:
1. What make/model car do you drive?
Blue/White/Red/Green/Other
1. What make/model car do you drive?
Blue/White/Red/Green/Other
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317. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Law enforcement dealing with the public
George is their leader.
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318. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Men In Black Bloopers
Derek the automatic pilot was far more professional than the professionals.
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319. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Gollum receives award
Watch it Frodo, some of us can lip-read... (watch the last 10 seconds... )
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320. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Insane skateboarding skills
Utterly awesome skills. And #8 - when do you think that will happen? When he is kicking back counting his sponsorship dollars? When he is on promotional tours talking to his legions of adoring fans? Or perhaps every time he walks down the hallway of his huge house and passes the biomedical engineering degree he got from the University of Florida? Yeah, what a wasted life. Pfft.
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321. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Speed boat does a wheelie
Pfft. I can do that in a kayak..
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322. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Gun control
What most Americans I have spoken to about the gun issue simply don't get is that it is extremely nice to live in a society without guns. Thankfully I live in a country where the elected government has the sense and the balls to support the majority by telling rednecks they can't have everything their dumb asses want.
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323. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Gun control
Just perhaps humans are supposed to be ruled by the wise, not the rich.
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324. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Flying car - Moller Skycar M400
I do not think people could be trusted to fly them well enough, even without the intention of terrorism they would be crashing all over the place. A gps autopilot while the thing is in the air would prevent some nasty crashes.
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325. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Exotic car crashes - Before and After pictures
#5 - I think you will find that if you change your original vote it subtracts that opinion -1 and adds that point to the other side +1, meaning two jumps on the number line. I teach primary maths, is this making sense to you?
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326. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Barclaycard water slide
A great ad, sure - but I'm not sure if I want a credit card that can be scanned while it is still in my pocket.
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327. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Crazy guys
Dan Osman - my new hero. A stand-out in a great video, thanks most_uniQue.
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328. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Cat faceplants
Grrrr.
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329. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Gamer's faces
Easy enough to pick on the kids... I reckon clips of adults driving through traffic would be funnier.
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330. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video The Best viral videos of 2008: A retrospective
That Bill O'Reilley sure is something. A few things, actually.
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331. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Best pickup line ever
Best pick-up line ever, which scored my mate his wife..:
Him: "Have you ever tripped over a branch?"
Her: "Uh.. no."
Him: "How about a root?"
Him: "Have you ever tripped over a branch?"
Her: "Uh.. no."
Him: "How about a root?"
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332. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Top 10 Aussie beer commercials
Hmmm.. Just pointing out that number two is rum not beer.
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333. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Galactic center of the Milky Way rises over Texas
ROFLPMP - "giant, celestial hoo-ha". Funniest thing I have seen on the net for some time.
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334. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Fireman fail
It didn't seem like there was too much trouble putting out the fire which hit the guy with the mustache. They kind of just pat it off in the end.
As he is standing in front of a TV camera he may be a reporter, making him the perfect target for a prank using the sort of accelerant which burns fast at a low temperature and so does not easily transfer heat, like fire breathers use.
Easily put out and no-one hurt, but it sure looked like a few people shat themselves with force.
As he is standing in front of a TV camera he may be a reporter, making him the perfect target for a prank using the sort of accelerant which burns fast at a low temperature and so does not easily transfer heat, like fire breathers use.
Easily put out and no-one hurt, but it sure looked like a few people shat themselves with force.
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335. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Man stares death in the face, and then takes a picture of it
I think at 0:22 you can hear someone yell at him for being a 'cold blooded' journo photographer - (I'd bet it was a notorious crash spot, and like #5 said, he picked it for a reason) - then he says "sorry, sorry" as he passes the camera.
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336. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Shots 'r' us
Well, the petty bickering on Snotr has stopped... AND IT IS SO BORING!! Can we get back to arguing please?
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337. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video How is babby formed?
Well I liked it. So there. Thank you, Snotr.
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338. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Cannibal Shark
#13 - That's what the tourist industry is for.
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339. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video First person attack of an Owl
Looks like it shuts its eyes right before slamming into the camera.
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340. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Prankster Highlights
This guy probably gets beaten up a lot, but I'm not sure if it's enough.
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341. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Wooden robotic arm
This is a great machine, but I doubt even hard woods could take this kind of stress for long before cracking and breaking.
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342. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Psycho girlfriend smashes Xbox
Now this is why women play windows solitaire or mahjongg endlessly - apparently more challenging games provoke some kind of emotional reaction.
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343. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Know what you're getting into...
See that big green thing out front of the house? Yeah, that's a toilet. Oh wait, you'd rather be civilised and piss your pants.
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344. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Who Are You?
Wha? Only two people on a Japanese train?
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345. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Granny DJ
She's there, she's having fun, so great... but I wonder how good at being a DJ she really is.
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346. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Honda U3-X a Sitting Segway
"This was the appearance and structure of the wheels: They sparkled like chrysolite, and all four looked alike. Each appeared to be made like a wheel intersecting a wheel." - Ezekiel 1:16 (Oh, and Talking Heads too, of course..)
Damn it! those fat time travellers have been posing as angels again.
Damn it! those fat time travellers have been posing as angels again.
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347. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Crazy paper thing
Watched it twice then made one as I paused it here and there to make sure I got it right. It's pretty cool. The vid may be in ff but it's really not that hard to follow.
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348. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video NASA's heliophysics fleet.
#12, if you're going through life using logic like that, you'd better damn well hope there's someone looking out for you.
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349. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Horse and Buggy Fail
I was the owner of 7 horses at one point, so I know: I'm going to direct the blame squarely on the horses. Daft creatures they are, less brains than a rat but over a thousand times the size.
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350. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Guy tries to squat 1,008 pounds
That's right, #16 - These guys are so strong, when they pull hard it's like the most muscular fist in the world squeezing a soft bar of soap - it squeezes the insides as well...
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351. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Volcano Lava
Cool. Or not.
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352. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Wipeout Season 3, Best Falls and Failures
I bet this show was created by a bunch of greedy chiropractors and physiotherapists.
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353. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Girl Gets hit with a Pinata Stick
I think you have to keep hitting it until the candy comes out.
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354. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Top 10 All Time Michael Jordan Dunks
I wanna be like Mike.
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355. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video An Absolute Legend on Jeremy Kyle
Yes, he's a douche, But women DO go for guys like this. They DO! Not all women, but he's confident and a bad boy and it wins women over.
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356. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video 200 Countries, 200 Years, 4 Minutes - The Joy of Stats
Wow, this video is fantastic.
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357. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Deadly Cape Cobra
Pff, I'm an Aussie, big deal.
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358. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Rear View Of a Flying Arrow
"145 metres to target"... what, he was aiming for the ground? Reckon I could hit that with my eyes closed.
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359. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video 7 Billion
Just think - centuries from now the history books very well may say that the USA and the terrorists were on the same side, just trying to keep the numbers down. All those rich folk did the right thing by being too greedy to fund clean water and health care for African villages, all those doctors chasing glory by saving lives just added to the problem, and individuals like you and I were just too selfish to take our own lives to ease the burden on everyone else.
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360. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Good Husband
Jeesus guys, what happened to us? It should be about balance and compromise, but in reality it's 'please the woman', 'please the woman', 'please the woman'. Or she'll have a tantrum, give you the silent treatment, not make love to you. Dammit ladies, gender equality means just that.
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361. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Smart police officer nearly kills himself
#9 - think you just disagreed with people you agree with...
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362. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Glass Visions
3:32 - What, no clothes made out of glass?
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363. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Rear View Girls
Who knows, it may have taken a month to get that many glimpses at her ass to edit together...
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364. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Heavy Kicking
At 0:21 I was REALLY hoping he would kick the pole and break his toes.
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365. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video The Dudesons
At 0:22 - you can see a second hinge appear in his leg. That shit is a double clean break, right there. Did that to myself when I was 12, standing on the seat of my bike..
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366. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Horse vs. Bull Terrier
I also agree with dickwad, which is odd, as I have never agreed with a dickwad before.
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367. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Gunfire prank
Quote Kaki: "u douchebags will find anything to attack americans with" - Because as a nation America sings very loudly, and yet is totally off tune. Look at the video man - your children live in fear.
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368. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video The Ray Gun In Action
A government that kills when dispersing a justifiably pissed off crowd of legally assembled people can't claim the moral high ground. Bullets and killing people creates martyrs and further civil unrest - the sixties taught the US Govt. that much. Non lethal weaponry just makes the unhappy citizens say ouch, behave and go home like the good little consumers they are supposed to be.
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369. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Can time slow down?
I'll bet that saline rat felt ripped off..
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370. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Amazing Wushu fight scene
Not much difference between this and dance.
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371. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Halo triple kill
Dull.
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372. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video People will take anything that's free
Ah yes, xlynx, that's true... But some of us really, truly are. Have you watched TV lately?
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373. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Americans are NOT stupid...
Ignorance is a side-effect of the media state we in the 'developed' world live in. We exist in a comfortable place where we can mentally subsist on 100% entertainment rather than choosing to broaden our mindscape. I do not believe that all Americans are as ignorant as the ones this obviously selective video shows, nor do I believe that other countries are immune to such cretinism. Yet in my experience the U.S. education system has a very narrow scope, with primary level history, geography and politics limited almost solely to a U.S. focus.
As for not knowing how many sides a triangle has...? Sorry, can't explain that one. Perhaps yanks ARE stupid...
As for not knowing how many sides a triangle has...? Sorry, can't explain that one. Perhaps yanks ARE stupid...
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374. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Hiroshima
#37 - yeah, and this website is just a small reflection of the larger world. Hmmm, perhaps there's a trend here that shouldn't be ignored...
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375. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses
Coool. Back when I was a teen working at KFC we used to do pretty much the same thing with empty chicken crates on the greasy floor....
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376. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Having fun with mattresses
Lol. Why does the schoolyard bully have such a hard time understanding why no-one likes them? Bipolar, simply tell yourself we're all just jealous of the wonderful ol' US of A and you'll be able to sleep nights again.
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377. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Bobby Jay
Wow, is that Richard Prior? This must suck pretty bad if even Richard Prior can't make it watchable.
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378. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Brightest flashlight in the world
I get that the torch puts out heat, but doing that to a pocket calculator/blackberry? Not very bright at all.
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379. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Incredible wall-painted animation
In no way, shape or form is this "crappola". Unless, of course, if you count the fact that the artist is never going to be able to sell this to cartoon network... Perhaps you draw a negative onb this one because it doesn't fit into a narrow capitalist viewpoint, usa#1??
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380. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video The costs of war
That's only the financial cost of the war. For the real cost of the war, go to www.xs4all.nl/~stgvisie/VISIE/extremedeformities.html
Warning, it is not pretty. This is the USA's shame, one which no-one seems to want to know. Will the war prevent another 9-11? Was a dictator removed from power? Who cares, when the cost of all of that was that the common folk, the innocent civillians of Iraq - the ones the USA ostensibly went to protect - have to deal with the reality of what the US driven war machine left behind. Oldfart, USAnumber1, and all you other chest-thumping patriots, this fact remains - You left behind a legacy of pain and suffering in Japan with your nukes, in Vietnam with formaldehyde, and now in Iraq with your depleted uranium, and that's only the start of the list. You think you are justified in what you do but the reality is that your country simply has no honour.
Warning, it is not pretty. This is the USA's shame, one which no-one seems to want to know. Will the war prevent another 9-11? Was a dictator removed from power? Who cares, when the cost of all of that was that the common folk, the innocent civillians of Iraq - the ones the USA ostensibly went to protect - have to deal with the reality of what the US driven war machine left behind. Oldfart, USAnumber1, and all you other chest-thumping patriots, this fact remains - You left behind a legacy of pain and suffering in Japan with your nukes, in Vietnam with formaldehyde, and now in Iraq with your depleted uranium, and that's only the start of the list. You think you are justified in what you do but the reality is that your country simply has no honour.
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381. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Is Family Guy A Racist Show?
Come on, if you were to edit through all the family guy episodes you could make at least two minutes insulting every ethnic group, minority group, religious/ belief system, etc. that there is on planet Earth.
Family guy is not racist, but instead uses comedy to draw attention to unpleasant social truths. i.e. Peter Griffin is a fat moron, like all Americans.
(Kidding! Oh, don't be so sensitive, yankee boy.)
Family guy is not racist, but instead uses comedy to draw attention to unpleasant social truths. i.e. Peter Griffin is a fat moron, like all Americans.
(Kidding! Oh, don't be so sensitive, yankee boy.)
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382. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Bolivia Bug
Ha ha! Do you mods really think that censoring "First" will stop the insanity? Good luck. If you're really serious, just delete the posts.
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383. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Worst Olympic swimming trial ever?
Commentating are Roy and HG - a pair of Aussie comedians who singlehandedly made the olympics interesting again. If there is anyone out there with a clip of them commentating the men's floor gymnastics, please put it on Snotr.
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384. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video The future of tennis
Yeah - I agree. Reinvent tennis, because at the moment it is a pointless, boring game.
By the way - caives is an idiot, and kami is a loser.
Yes, grumpy today.
By the way - caives is an idiot, and kami is a loser.
Yes, grumpy today.
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385. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Bush Impersonator
Rofl.
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386. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Beijing Olympic Village as card house
#4 and #5... You call number #3 an idiot, but, and I quote you both: "Do you know where Beijing is?" and "I would imagine he is in Beijing"... the opening of the video says clearly "Hong Kong". Now reread your comments and apologise.
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387. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Beijing Olympic Village as card house
*Sigh* - yes, I know Hong Kong is in China, not Japan - the point is that you both savaged a guy for being wrong, but also neglected to pay attention.
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388. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Hidden camera prank goes wrong
Being a turkey is no excuse.
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389. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video The best Guinness world records in the world
It always makes me laugh how much it burns Americans to know they speak English.
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390. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Domain name dollar store
This vid is funny.
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391. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Pressure point knockout
Hee hee - reminds me of those fainting goats. http://www.snotr.com/video/1430
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392. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Air traffic worldwide
I might suggest that the numbers which are being represented as travelling could refer to people spaced over a day, or even mail cargo rather than simply plane flights. I might also suggest that as a planet on the brink of environmental crisis that we could find a way to reduce our transit?
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393. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video 5.6kg (12.3 lbs) cat
Mr. Creosote eat your heart out.
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394. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Bad hangover
Funny.
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395. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Dew sled
Uh, DarkiKun..? I think patriotaus was being mildly facetious. Kindly re-apply that label to yourself.
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396. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video MythBusters slow motion bitch slap
Pomlux, you're a turd. Thanks Sreyals.
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397. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Idiot of the year?
I have seen a similar one a while ago where an asian guy gets his arm snapped when the gator grabs hold and rolls a few times. Anyone want to find and post it?
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398. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Spelling fail
Rofl!
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399. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Gun control
You can tell he recognised William Shatner because he said "No, no talking". Really, he's lucky he just got shot three times instead of having Shatner launch into his spoken word routine. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go here: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2711031706321114232
(Sorry mods for linking to the competition...)
(Sorry mods for linking to the competition...)
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400. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Cat eats with fork and chopsticks
Nuttier than a fruitcake.
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401. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Bad truck accident
#(removed comment) - Why do people from other countries come to America for operations? Several reasons - firstly because yes, America has (arguably) the highest concentration of the best doctors in the world. America has (arguably) the greatest Universities in the world to train these doctors. America also has a far-right-wing capitalist system which sees individuals paying exorbitant amounts of money for essential lifesaving operations, thus making American doctors far wealthier than in countries where the governments are ethical enough to pass laws ensuring people get free healthcare. Me? I continue to gladly pay my taxes knowing that other citizens of Australia, even those don't work and can't pay tax, benefit from the free medical care they help to provide. Free healthcare is an indication of a civilised society.
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402. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Funny videos compilation
Funny.
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403. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Flying cat
Grrrrr
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404. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Panda attack
Lol, #9.
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405. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Grape stomping fail
I watched the Family guy satire first and thought it must have been exaggerated....
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406. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Genius dog
The dog is indeed smart - dogs often drown in pools when the water is low (looks high enough here though) as they cannot climb out, swimming until exhaustion.
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407. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Almost impossible goal by Roberto Carlos
A great goal, and a great twat of a presenter.
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408. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Neg's Urban Sports - Speed Smoking
Ha. I see they cut the part where silly neg has to apologise to get his hat back.
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409. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Classic American football comedy
Nice post, very funny.
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410. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Stickman trapped in phone
Looks like the guy who did 'Animator vs. Animated' went and got himself a day job.
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411. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video How marbles are made
Way cool.
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412. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video How to fix a TV
TV repair is pretty urgent when you have to escape from a reality like the one we can hear going on in the background...
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413. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Imagining the Tenth Dimension
Much easier to understand whilst on acid.
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414. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video The Credit Crisis visualized
#(removed comment) - The US agriculture machine feeds half the world? Doubtful. It is successful, but you're exaggerating. What the US agricutlure machine does is dump their grain on the global market, undercutting smaller countries like Australia and thus running our farmers out of business. Greedy Americans.
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415. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Huge dust storm in Australia
#(removed comment) nice research, but whether for right or for wrong, pretty much everyone here calls it Uluru now.
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416. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Horse beating pikey makes my day
What is a 'pikey'?
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417. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Stupid is as stupid does
I have now resolved to stop reading snotr comments. This place is a circus.
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418. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Running 100m in 9.58 seconds
Oh my God! Did you notice that they were all men?!
..and the sound is not off - the microphone is sufficient distance away from the gun to delay the sound.
..and the sound is not off - the microphone is sufficient distance away from the gun to delay the sound.
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419. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Nail Gun Art
The speed at which the shadow/sun on the wall moves shows that this was a stop-motion animation, with someone nailing by hand and sequencing the frames. Dudes added in later. Still a nice film, good idea.
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420. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Beer launching fridge
Lol #25... "Shit that tastes like crap" "the crap that comes outa france tastes like shit"... ROFL ...sounds like we have a resident connoisseur on snotr.
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421. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Wipeout's Top 10 Moments!
Wow, those last contestants had NO chance, that's really harsh.
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422. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Would you buy the pizza after watching this promoter?
Work hard in school, kids.
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423. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Goverment Brawl In India
Oldfart, USA#1, whoever: You seriously change your country of origin?! Kind of reminds me of all of those backpacking tourists from USA who put Canadian flags on their luggage when they travel 'cos they know how the rest of the world feels about USA's foreign policy...
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424. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Diffusion cloud chamber.
Ok, I'm no expert but here goes: This chamber is filled with a substance which makes visible the natural decay of atoms. The last substance put in here(I think she first says radium, then says radon gas - you'd think she'd know) has a half-life of 55 seconds (making Radon correct), meaning that there is a reasonably frequent rate of decay. This is happening all of the time, we just can't see it.
This decay of radon can then lead to the temporary existence of Palladium 216, and with a half-life of only 0.14 seconds it fires again very quickly, creating the v-shapes. I'd guess that #14's uranium suggestion would be boring to watch as Uranium 235 has a half-life of 704 million years, meaning very rare fireworks.
This decay of radon can then lead to the temporary existence of Palladium 216, and with a half-life of only 0.14 seconds it fires again very quickly, creating the v-shapes. I'd guess that #14's uranium suggestion would be boring to watch as Uranium 235 has a half-life of 704 million years, meaning very rare fireworks.
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425. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Jollibee the dancing mascot
Lol - flashback: "Hey Dad, I'm going to dance school"
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426. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Radio presenter harassed every night.
Aussie sense of humour. I'm guessing possible reasons for a mob of Aussies to harass someone like this is either he has done something wrong by someone with a lot of friends, or he's just a tosser on air. If he keeps his cool for long enough then he gains back a little respect from most of the mob and they eventually leave him alone.
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427. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Goal keeper does Fly kick
What a turkey!
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428. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video What is Tricking ?
#14 - I think youth may come in handy too... Which counts me out.
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429. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Responsibility of Strangers - Social Experiment
Perhaps these vids will encourage bystanders to become involved, and perhaps they will simply encourage thieves and abductors to be bolder.
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430. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Skydiving in a car
Pfft. They did this without parachutes in 'The Blues Brothers'...
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431. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video The Trolley Problem
#10 - I guess that all depends upon your morals.
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432. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Remote-controlled paintballing tank
Another inventor goes over to the dark side.
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433. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video America's Homeless Got Talent
In the land of the free.
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434. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Symphony of Spheres in Microgravity
I gotta get me a research grant, messing with stuff like this all day would sure beat working.
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435. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Italo Romano
#4 - yes, his center of gravity is lower which would make things a little easier in some ways, but skaters get momentum and power from their legs by shifting their weight up and down, as well as using knees to absorb shocks and bumps - this guy overcomes this incredibly well.
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436. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video RollerCoaster Tycoon massacre
The suspense was killing me.... Great editing!
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437. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Hillary chants "Yes we will! Yes we will!"
Hey Bomdigaddy - you could have Jesus for US president and Australia would STILL be a better place to live.
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438. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Incredibly accurate archer
CadpigLover - whether it is fake or not, I think you need a good lie down.
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439. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Boring job ailing you?
Not only boring, it's an ad. I feel soiled by this.
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440. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video George Bush is funny
George Dubya's cretinism is nothing to worry about really - it's not like he is actually the one making the big decisions.
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441. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Triangle juggling
The silence from the audience might perhaps be respect, which is indicated by a lack of the awful American talk show style whooping and yahooing which has unfortunately come to punctuate most live performances.
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442. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Giant LEGO boulder
Note to geeks everywhere: If you're going to do something ultra stupid that will involve some property damage and probably cost you a lot of money, at least make it more entertaining than this load of crap.
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443. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Drunk at the police station
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444. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Girl scared by 'alien'
"And Josh was kinda just watching my parents spoon." Never mind the trauma they put the girl through, that sentence alone was enough to convince me the family was nuts.
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445. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Hyperactive
Loved it. All you nay-sayers need to get your heads read. Dave_777 - when you try to beat him up you'll have to get through me first, you pansy.
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446. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Amazing 5 years old boxer
That kid is going to make a fortune from taking other kids' lunch money.
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447. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Think twice before going on a bus driven by a woman
Lol Team42...
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448. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Fastest tree climber in the world
These guys must have missed the evolution bus.
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449. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Real time tracking
These last two videos make me wonder... If I went back in time and killed George Lucas, what would happen to all the geeks? Would they all become accountants with girlfriends instead?
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450. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video How to remove your wall?
Yes, painful... but then what if he falls over? That foot isn't going to be walked on soon, if ever again.
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451. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Crazy driver nearly killed by train
"Kind of a sport"?!! Obviously thought up while spending time in one of those "Kind of a coffee bar" places that you have in Holland...
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452. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Genius tries to rob store with a palm tree
Looks like this guy has been spending time in one of those Dutch 'Kind of a coffee bar' places too...
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453. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Ernie and Bert go BRUTAL
I think the muppets are trying to compete with those Japanese cartoons that gave kids siezures.
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454. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Referee Shows Up Drunk For Soccer Game
It's only soccer. It's not like he was directing traffic or something important. Let the guy have a go, I reckon!
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455. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Lady Rating
Seen this sort of thing done before, by Dave Letterman amongst others - get the stoolie to wear an earpiece and repeat the comedian's gags. Still some funny lines, but better coming from a fat kid.
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456. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Rube Goldberg machine from Waiting
That's a very frothy beer. I don't seem to have this problem, as I pour mine manually in a fraction of the time.
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457. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video I have everything I need
I agree with number 6. Totally.
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458. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Speed painting on a phone
Nice phone.
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459. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Dramatic Cat
Stupid.
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460. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video A Day With Meatball
Lame.
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461. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Drunk people compilation
Regarding humans - Give me drunken pisswrecks over the violent chestbeater from the previous video anyday.
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462. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video LSD cat
This is like when that idiot at work you barely know shows you photos of his kids and expects you to think they are simply great. Except that it's not even human, it's just someone's cat, wich is waaay more pathetic.
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463. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Sadam & Osama
Hilarious.
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464. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Restaurant prank
Nice skit.
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465. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video NewsWrapUp
That was clever.
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466. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video $1.4 billion B-2 crash
Wow, that $ could have given a lot of people healthcare.
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467. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Dance fail
I thought the vid was great, but #7 - "Magor fail" was funnier.
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468. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Steven Seagal runs like a girl
I agree, #(removed comment) is hilarious.
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469. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Logistics fail
#9, it happens to me all the time here on Snotr. It says I am logged in, I type a comment, then Snotr tells me to log in again, thus wiping my comment. It is really annoying.
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470. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Beetle drag race
Punch buggy!
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471. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video The 'Minority Report' OS brought to life
I disagree somewhat, #8. People have been doing repetitive activities with their arms since we got smart and went bipedal. I'd bet that correct posture combined with sensible breaks could make this workable for a single trained individual for at least 5 hours in a normal length working day.
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472. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video BURN·E
Not up to pixar's usual standard, imho.
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473. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Skype laughter chain
Lol.
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474. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Skype laughter chain
Lol.
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475. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video This is your captain speaking...
Oh, so firing a bullet which can pierce body armor whilst you are on a plane at cruising altitude is even a good idea to begin with?
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476. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Mega fail
'Yard Sale'... lol
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477. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Remi Kart
Lol - throwing fruit under the cars.
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478. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Police overreaction
If anyone ever gets this low on the comments, I'd like to make two points:
Firstly, that the American cops have to be ruthless as Americans carry handguns, so their thuggery develops in the name of self preservation which then of course then becomes the standard way of dealing with citizens.
Secondly: Oldfart/USAno1, all those times when it seemed like people were speaking out in support of the good 'ol USA, it actually was just a lone nut.
Firstly, that the American cops have to be ruthless as Americans carry handguns, so their thuggery develops in the name of self preservation which then of course then becomes the standard way of dealing with citizens.
Secondly: Oldfart/USAno1, all those times when it seemed like people were speaking out in support of the good 'ol USA, it actually was just a lone nut.
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479. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video New Apple Macbook Wheel
Zf1 needs his own show.
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480. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video PC vs MAC
This is film students playing with mocap, (motion capture technology) I'd bet my mac on it..
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481. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Revenge is sweet
"Genius"? "Brilliant"? Come on, it's a joke for an 8 year old.
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482. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Pressure wave
Uh... Excuse me Sir, but how can the shock wave travel "at a speed of roughly 1/6th of a second"?? 1/6th of a second isn't speed, it's time. Perhaps you need another comment to explain it again.. XD
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483. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Why you should/shouldn't blend lighters
#(removed comment), the funniest thing I have seen on snotr for a while...
This 'experiment' is similar to what we did as teenagers when we taped lighters together (with something else to set it off properly) and tossed them from a roof. It seems that the only thing we lacked to make it legitimate science was a slow-mo camera.
This 'experiment' is similar to what we did as teenagers when we taped lighters together (with something else to set it off properly) and tossed them from a roof. It seems that the only thing we lacked to make it legitimate science was a slow-mo camera.
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484. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Symantec Guide to Scary Internet Stuff - Botnets
Norton sure didn't save my computer. And after seeing this piece of crap condescending advert, that's two sure reasons to never go near them again.
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485. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Crisis songs
A great idea. Seems a little artificial in parts when only some of the peaks and troughs were highlighted as notes though.
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486. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Tree Terminator
Industrial hemp is a far superior crop in terms of environmental and economic sustainability, and can be used for 95% of all timber needs as well as a million other uses. We need to be smarter.
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487. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Stupidity and humor
#4, what irony.
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488. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Mickey Mouse vs Disney Land visitor
'visitor'? Not likely.
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489. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Melting steel with sunlight
Archimedes apparently did this in ancient Greece... Don't think he was this successful.
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490. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Best fails of 2009
3:58 is awesome...
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491. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Ladies, you better rely on yourself...
Perhaps the men could take out divorce insurance.
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492. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Smart-ass spelling bee winner
I totally agree with those who say aspergers or autism. It is very difficult for those who are highly intelligent but cannot communicate with people well.
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493. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Blind soldier learns to 'see' with his tongue
Now, truly, if it looks like shit it tastes like shit.
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494. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Sparky the Dog kibble dancing.
A few more bowls of that stuff and it will be fat enough for the thanksgiving roast.
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495. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video 10 Minutes of Pain
A perfect solution... remove the testicles and they won't feel like fighting any more, they'll just sit on the porch quietly getting fat and old.
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496. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Pudding Prank
Another guy who only had kids so he could outsmart someone.
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497. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Waterproof gecko
Wow, now they synthesise the skin's effect and then we wear the suit when bodysurfing...
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498. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Catching Snapping Turtles by hand
That's it Cletus, pull 'em out 'til there's none left you fool.
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499. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video The biggest company you've never heard of.
There are certain areas within the public interest that capitalism should not be allowed to touch. Corporate responsibility should be a global priority, and it all begins with exposing these hidden networks.
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500. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video How Long Does It Take To Revolve Around The Sun?
Come on, it's a tough question for your average Aussie coz the Earth stops when the footy is on.
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501. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Kenyan Homebuilt Aircraft Manufacturer
"One begins to doubt its stability".... Begins?! Hey buddy, build a boat first, at least you might be able to swim home...
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502. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Useful Dog
Suck hole.
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503. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Mathieu Bastareaud huge hit on Rory Lamont
In comparison to other hard tackles I have seen I'd give that perhaps a 5.5 out of 10.
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504. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Maradona fighting
Maradona may have been a fine soccer player, but certainly as a person he was a nasty little turd.
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505. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Doberman Vs. Bird
I agree with #4, Dobermans are gentle, loving dogs. Also, it is sad to see people still torture dobie pups by having bits (ears and tails) cut off a naturally beautiful dog.
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506. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Iron Mountain
I'd love to see what patents they have stored down there... Gotta protect those texan oil barons from cheap energy.
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507. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Tech Support - Parents
This is pretty accurate about everything except for one thing: These sort of calls are NEVER this mercifully short, and can drag on for hours....
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508. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Maine Coon Kitten
Someone should combine this video and the last.
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509. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Skiing on waves
Awesome, no doubt... ...but why the hell is he carrying the poles?
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510. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Best of Balls of Steel
This tool needs to be turned into a public pinyata.
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511. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Sex change - magic trick
The fact that this is edited and the camera cuts away from a full shot of the bed makes this worthless.
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512. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Bunny letter opener
It would be more environmentally friendly if you used the rabbit as compost for your garden.
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513. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Gun prank
Pointing out "She's stupid" is not enough. You can see her making "ka-pew" sounds with her mouth while she's playing with the gun. And what's more, he's even more stupid, because you'd have to be to spring a surprise like that on an American holding a gun. Dickhead's lucky he wasn't shot - looks like he was betting his life on his wife's stupidity.
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514. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Nissan Skyline burnout
Well, I think I've proven my point.
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515. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video The Man of 101 Voices
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516. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Cops vs. gate
Who cares? Muffa and his shit-brained bretheren care.
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517. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Close call
This is Australian commentary, from a couple of Aussie priests by the sound of it. I don't think the plane would have made it if they hadn't called upon old JC to give it a helping hand..
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518. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Bad truck accident
Why is socialism a dirty word? It is only an idea. Look at what capitalism has done with this planet's limited resources. Time to accept that the USA-lead 'cult of the individual' social model only leads to excess and waste at one end of society and poverty at the other.
Me, I live in Australia - I like my freedoms too, and do not take them for granted; I understand what was given by our diggers to win the great lifestyle we have now. I want to keep as many of these freedoms as I can while accepting that it is time we allowed the common good to limit what the capitalist model of excess is doing with global resources.
Can there be a balance? I hope so. Can we do it before the shit hits the fan?
Me, I live in Australia - I like my freedoms too, and do not take them for granted; I understand what was given by our diggers to win the great lifestyle we have now. I want to keep as many of these freedoms as I can while accepting that it is time we allowed the common good to limit what the capitalist model of excess is doing with global resources.
Can there be a balance? I hope so. Can we do it before the shit hits the fan?
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519. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Sickest free kicks
Annoying music and quality, but certainly great goals.
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520. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Redneck fun
#14 - there is no 'sign up' - just hold your breath for 3 1/2 minutes, that should do it.
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521. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Clever chimpanzee
Lol Woll. #2
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522. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Viral advertising at its best
I got all excited when they said "A fireplace for kittens", but it turned out to be rather disappointing.
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523. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Jurrassic Hey!
Could not be worse.
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524. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Fat kid squeezed in amusement ride
Get over it, Oldfart.
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525. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Tunnels Under Sin City
"It's kinda dirty, I wasn't expecting company.."
Whole thing reminds me of a song I once heard: "Oh say can you see.."
Whole thing reminds me of a song I once heard: "Oh say can you see.."
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526. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Japanese business cat
Insert derogatory comment here.
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527. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Incendiary Burnout
As a semi-intelligent Australian I hereby apologise for the fact that yes, this is an example of the type of brain-dead yobbo culture you can find here. Summernats.... for tossers and cretins only.
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528. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video How to make thermite
I am weighing up the pros and cons of putting one of these little babies straight through my ex-mother-in-law's car.
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529. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Tarp Surfing
That was truly epic, all the people missing the point just don't recognise simple urban fun when they see it.
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530. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video New Chinese Bus Concept
I'm not convinced. Nice idea, but I have a gut feeling there's got to be a better way than this.
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531. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video ATV Backflip Fail
Love the slo-mo cursing at the end...
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532. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Stereo Illusion
This style of art/illusion is easy to replicate using a computer, but I read somewhere it all started some time ago with some insane guy locked in an asylum who used to draw on the wall while his face was pressed against it.
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533. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Fishing Bloopers
This guy is for real? Wow, give up fishing mate. For your own health and sanity.
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534. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video A new paradigm on human evolution
#(removed comment) - Well it's obvious that your capacity for reason hasn't evolved. Bring back the Colosseum for religious lunatics and then perhaps our society will evolve.
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535. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Thousands of fishermen empty lake in minutes
#13 - do you even understand what 'racist' means?
And let's be frank about it - this video is pretty much what the Anglo derived culture / capitalism has done to ALL of the world's resources.
And let's be frank about it - this video is pretty much what the Anglo derived culture / capitalism has done to ALL of the world's resources.
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536. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video A strange invention from Turkey
#6 - the U.S. should probably be using it to steam vegetables instead, and go for a few walks around the block while they're at it.
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537. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video How to fold a railroad tank
Dazzz69 - I didn't try it at home and hurt my leg anyway: Perhaps the imploding tank wasn't to blame?
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538. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Crutches dance
And what's more I don't think he really needed those crutches at all...
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539. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video F-22 maneuverability
And for my next trick I'll wipe out a village of innocents before they even hear me coming. Woo Hoo!!
For a majority of the world's population this display represents evil minds and a disgusting misuse of resources.
For a majority of the world's population this display represents evil minds and a disgusting misuse of resources.
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540. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Hiroshima
You can't tell me that the USA are the good guys. Democracy is a good idea, sure, but the USA doesn't HAVE a successfully functioning democracy. Or did you all vote for this particular brand of 'liberating the oppressed' in Iraq? The really disturbing thing is that Americans trust their mainstream media to tell them the truth.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~stgvisie/VISIE/extremedeformities.html
Beware, this is a VERY disturbing link.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~stgvisie/VISIE/extremedeformities.html
Beware, this is a VERY disturbing link.
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541. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Slamball dunk contest
This isn't slam dunking! This is lame to the extreme.
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542. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Aircraft and explosions
Sigh - if only more military aircraft crashed on takeoff.
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543. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Nissan Skyline burnout
I think this kind of thing can really only impress morons. Yeah, great ankle control, buddy.
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544. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Would you dare to take a swing?
Lol. Those wacky Estonians..
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545. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Shawshank 80's montage
Rofl for the first 10 seconds of the gag then spent the rest of the time cringing at the music. Eeew.
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546. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Seals in the sun
A "righteous" murder. What an odd way to speak.
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547. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video World's deadliest spider
Bah! Give me these over a king brown snake any day, mate. I know which is easier to crunch under my boot, and I know which I'd rather have in my house. And anyway - you're much more likely to be killed by another human.
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548. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Pool shark in diapers
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549. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Progress is beautiful
Sometimes the ad agencies get it right though, and the shameless promoting of a product can be wrapped inside a wonderful package of skilful film making.
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550. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Instant Karma
Nope, not a convincing stumble, sorry.
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551. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Magic wedding proposal
#13 - you only lose the game if you play the game. You only win the game if you are a woman in family law court.
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552. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Dillon M134 Gatling Gun
#21 you get your info from Fox News? Well that negates your opinion then, doesn't it?
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553. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video One more faints
It's like those fainting goats from a previous video. http://www.snotr.com/video/1430
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554. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Hula Song
#3 - best way to win the cultural conflict, which really is the most important war to win...
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555. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video What Does Marsellus Wallace Look Like?
Hey Mods!! Where the hell did the awesome bike skills vid go that was posted here a few days ago? I know someone said it was a repost,( so I am presuming that's why it has gone), but I can't find the first one by searching using key words "bike" and "bike skills", and if that doesn't find it and the vid is here then quite frankly it's not my fault. Can anyone at least remember the guy's name?
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556. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Melbourne Hailstorm and Flooding Footage
This footage doesn't do justice to what happened, the extent of the damage or the size of the hail in some areas which truly was as large as the clichéd 'golf balls'.
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557. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video 4 hands 1 guitar
It took AGES to learn because practise kept breaking down into sex.
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558. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Purse Snatchers on a Motorcycle Beaten by Angry Crowd
I'm with #8 - this is the home of kung fu and everyone reaches for furniture? But then I thought - if their hands and feet are deadly weapons then perhaps the chair is safer?
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559. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Welcome back!
I'm with #10 - as much as this video was heart warming, I guess it comes down to this: There'd be more reunions if there were less soldiers.
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560. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Drill baby drill.
Just another example of how terribly flawed the "Greatest democracy in the world" is. The whole system is corrupt: the political lobbying system is simply bribery and kickbacks; only those rich enough to afford the campaign trail can possibly run to be elected; the rich own the media which is the only way to become a public face and so win sufficient votes.
Greatest plutocracy in the world more like it.
Greatest plutocracy in the world more like it.
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561. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video One child's most exciting day last week.
#12 - I dunno - rather than boycott soccer, how about we just tax people and corporations proportionally according to their wealth rather than allowing the rich so many tax breaks..? Seems pretty obvious to me.
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562. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video SUV
SUV = Stupidly, Unnecessarily, Violent.
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563. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Hydrojumping - a new sport?
Yawn.
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564. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video How to annoy someone
Do yourself a favor and don't watch this clip.
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565. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Hardcore Penguin
Snotr and most_uniQue, I'm sorry to tell you both this, but this is a really shitful video. Lift your game.
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566. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video AK-47 - Only €479,99
What a great clip. Hands up those who live in countries that manufacture weapons like these. Now: Can you justify the manufacture and sale of these things?
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567. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Ad placement fail
Raven, don't argue with a redneck about guns, dude.
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568. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Top 10 boxing knockouts
Glorified thuggery.
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569. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Miss Teen USA 2007
No excuses. She's a moron who is obviously too fixated on her appearance to have ever worried about learning anything.
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570. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video African waterman
What happened to the vacuum cleaner spiderman clip?? Did you get in trouble, Snotr?
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571. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Huge Solar Eruption
Lol #(removed comment), you made my day.
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572. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video First time machine
Lol #30... tool
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573. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Speed Charcoal Drawing
No real artist draws a portrait by starting in one point and growing out from there, they sketch structure lines etc. - this was obviously traced from a pic underneath, as pointed out by #10. Anyone can draw like this with minimal practise.
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574. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Insane office worker
I know this guy - his name is Bruce Banner. He's been a bit nuts ever since he was accidentally bombarded with gamma rays. He's ok really, but try not to piss him off. Too bad this is in B&W or you'd be able to see that sometimes when he gets this angry he turns green.
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575. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video How NOT to get rid of a whale
No, actually - I was speaking to an American friend of mine and his response was: "There were two problems with this method. Firstly, the guy rigging the dynamite was obviously inept. Secondly, not enough dynamite was used."
See - you CAN solve every problem with dynamite.
See - you CAN solve every problem with dynamite.
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576. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video V8 chainsaw
They should probably read more.
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577. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Terry Fator on David Letterman
Yeah, his skill IS very impressive, but his act sucks.
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578. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Bud Light - Fighting Cockatoo
#(removed comment) Yeah, that's right, us Aussies lose our ability to be critical when we see native wildlife. None around me at the moment, so I suppose I'm free to pay out on your stupid comment.
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579. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Chester The Dog
And all it cost the owner was the price of a heavy-duty peg, which he then put on the dog for two days.
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580. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Talent
So he can remember words he made up earlier? Is that the point of this?
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581. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video I catch Torii Hunter's batting practice home run
Outside of America we DO catch them bare handed. It's called cricket, the ball is every bit as hard as a baseball, it can fly just as far, and yes it can make your hands turn red if you don't catch it properly. But we can take it.
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582. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Christmas cement truck
Is Santa in there?
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583. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Cats in reduced gravity
Torturing cats, but don't worry - It's all in the name of science.
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584. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video BMX pool jump fails...
This is an awesome 7 seconds of video. Teenagers give everyone around them hell, but they balance the scale by doing stupid things such as this and getting them on tape.
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585. Fergus_Thedog commented 16 years ago on video Simon's Cat 'TV Dinner'
Those of you with cats will laugh and say "Oh that's so true..!" Well you're idiots for owning one of the most bastardly, selfish, pain in the arse creatures on the planet.
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586. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Old man crashes into Ferrari 355 Spider
Even with the yodelling, still dumb.
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587. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Love Hurts
Love hurts. Cupid is a big fat 40 year old white guy. Go figure.
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588. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Michael Jackson Is Dead
Shame on the artist here for exploiting the recently dead for gain, but unfortunately (as sad as it is) Michael Jackson became public property long ago.
Interesting to see how many of you people here are anti freedom of speech... What, your brain can't take this drivel and form an opinion of its own?
Interesting to see how many of you people here are anti freedom of speech... What, your brain can't take this drivel and form an opinion of its own?
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589. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Norwegian Military Drill Team
Look out fellas, robots are gonna take your jobs...
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590. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Top 10 Low Pass Flyby's of All Time
Hey, aren't these things built to kill people?
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591. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Guy sounds like women - American Idol Audition
No way, don't listen to them dude, follow your dream. A happy guy shares something great with others and they make him cry. Shame on them. I don't give a shit who he is, or that the reality is that he probably wouldn't sell records, they didn't have to be asswipes about it, and neither do you previous posters.
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592. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Mama cat comes to rescue her little kitten
This is the. most. boring. video. on. snotr.
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593. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Thundercat - The Movie
Wow, this is obsession, even for a geek.
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594. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video The Past, present and future of the World
I'm with #7 regarding the predicted future simply because scientists can't even get tomorrow's weather right. Chaotic systems and all that - I'm sure they know that the tectonic plates are going to move, but there has surely been a lot of assumptions made to predict this.
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595. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Hammer fail
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596. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Wassup!
Good political change takes time, be patient. At least you're heading in the right direction now America.
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597. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video You know, I...
Lol at the narrow minded republicans, can't even admit that in a direct comparison Obama is simply a better man for the role of president than this complete doofus.
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598. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Skateboarders Get Attacked By Crazy Lady
Clearly, he should have waited and let her through.
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599. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Rock on Gramps!
Thought he was cool until I noticed: socks with sandals. That's just sad, old man.
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600. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Techno Parrot
Utterly lame.
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601. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Barack Obama's consistent smile
Awww... Did the bad man oust your good ol' boys plutocratic republican party, #(removed comment)? He's smiling like that because he knows that the worms are seething in their holes, reminiscing for the days when you could just whip a boy and be done with it.
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602. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Boom!
#13 Then why does the states manufacture them in the first place?
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603. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Train HOOOOOOOORN
Lol at all the negative scores of anyone making connotations. It's just a horn, guys...
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604. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Are you afraid of the dentist?
Most. Annoying. Laughtrack. Ever.
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605. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Cake Fail
This is a really pointless and boring video.
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606. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Women drivers in action
Music made it unwatchable.
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607. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video Dog Trainer Saves Dog with CPR
I think that wailing and gasping really helped, lady. Cheezuz.
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608. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Estonian sniper assassin at work
Ah, Estonia! The land of.... well... bad humour, so it seems.
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609. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video You need to get off facebook
Facebook has many personal and wider social implications, the benefits of which are still under debate and widespread experimentation. This guy however, misses all of that. No thoughtful arguments, he's just whining like a bitch that he doesn't like facebook.
Anyway, he is wasting his time because people WON'T drop facebook. People watching is a primitive thing we all still do which facebook has (for better or worse) equipped with tech. My point - media technology EXISTS so that we can watch ourselves. Silly monkeys, make me giggle.
Anyway, he is wasting his time because people WON'T drop facebook. People watching is a primitive thing we all still do which facebook has (for better or worse) equipped with tech. My point - media technology EXISTS so that we can watch ourselves. Silly monkeys, make me giggle.
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610. Fergus_Thedog commented 15 years ago on video Bankrobber shopper
Yeah, this is an aussie guy. Not very funny, it scares people.
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611. Fergus_Thedog commented 14 years ago on video Intentional car crash
Youtube has THOUSANDS of clips, and snotr steals this one?
+92 1. Fergus_Thedog commented 13 years ago on video How to make iced tea... like a boss!