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2. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 96 days ago on video Dude Cheats Death On a Cliff with a Snowmobile
Thank God for the angels!
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4. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 142 days ago on video Samuel L. Jackson Reads "Go the F*** to Sleep"
Loved the video part...
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6. joeman 156 days ago on video Huge chunks of ice fall from TV Tower
Must have been a pretty hot TV show...
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9. joeman 234 days ago on video Planets viewed from Earth as if they were at the Distance of our Moon
Man, Jupiter is HUGE!
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10. joeman 242 days ago on video Mishka Does It Again
Just listen to all the joy she brings to the family!
Wonderful!
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11. joeman 242 days ago on video Optical Illusions with an Einstein Mask
Aw, you're twistin' my melon man!
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12. joeman 242 days ago on video Optical Illusions with an Einstein Mask
AWESOME! Just face it...
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13. joeman 243 days ago on video The Symphony of Science
Believers believe, and doubters doubt.
We choose...
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14. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 244 days ago on video Extreme sports compilation
Snowboard trick real at 1:11.
Pause at 1:13 and 1:14.
Two boards.
That's the trick...
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15. joeman 249 days ago on video Storm Origins - Concrete Circus Freerun Film
The black dude is the best.
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22. joeman 257 days ago on video GILF
He's definitely charming...
good lesson.
BTW... Dan's 29.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Ilic
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24. joeman 257 days ago on video Kid Gets Knocked Off Scooter
Here's what really happened...
The passenger made a rude remark and gesture to the oncoming driver as they were overtaking the camera car, and...
The driver objected. 
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25. joeman 269 days ago on video 2CELLOS Cover Nirvana Classic "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Absolutely fantastic! Mad skills! 
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27. joeman 269 days ago on video Exploding Fail
Love the music and the laughter. but what a moron...
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29. joeman 269 days ago on video A little incident
Look at that Road Rash... he's got a good couple 'o strawberries!
Bet he'd be glad to share one with his 'friend'... 
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31. joeman 269 days ago on video Marco Tempest The magic of truth and lies (and iPods)
Amazing decep, er uh... demonstration!
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35. joeman 275 days ago on video 3-year Old Piano Prodigy Richard Hoffmann
Hey Sux,
Just a joke from #8...
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37. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 297 days ago on video Willard Wigan's Nanosculpture's
talk about spare time...
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39. joeman 299 days ago on video This is why we love Poland
#4 means bitch, whore, slut...
just used to punctuate sentences in casual conversation, like some people use MF every 3rd word in America...
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42. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 308 days ago on video Fifty people One Question
That I spent 11:12...
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45. joeman 327 days ago on video Vote for John McCain!
Aliquantulus,
It looks like everything brought to light here is true, but don't you live in Norway?
I know you're not a troll, and it's also clear to me that you are highly intelligent, so what gives?
I think your main concern is whatever happen in'Vegas' affects the whole world, am I right?
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46. joeman 327 days ago on video No more skinned knees!
How do you get -1 for looking something up for a fellow Snotr friend?
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48. joeman 329 days ago on video No more skinned knees!
Google... #5
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=gyrowheel+by+gyrobike&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8#q=gyrowheel+by+gyrobike+prices&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&prmd=ivns&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=9RoLTp2RCom6tgeSw4xu&ved=0CHEQrQQ&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=bb6a34087a9dc1d0&biw=1280&bih=615
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49. joeman 329 days ago on video He's back again
God created Adam full grown, and He made a full grown earth... 
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51. joeman 329 days ago on video Experience Human Flight with the Melbourne Skydive Centre
looks like the air is pretty thin.
not much clothing movement...
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52. joeman 329 days ago on video Greetings from Turkey!
The essence of wit, is brevity.
but isn't a pun the lowest form of humor?
hmm....
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59. joeman 358 days ago on video The lungfish is no ordinary fish
#5 I'm not gonna pick on you like these narrow minded fools have.
You have a right to your own beliefs.
(as long as you aren't a smart ass-know-it-all-I-hate-americans-although-I've-never-been-there-idiot-to-be pitied-irishboy)
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61. joeman 358 days ago on video Did You Know?
Beating the average IQ of an Irishman would not be that hard.
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63. joeman 360 days ago on video Tanker Truck Fire
#8,#24... I always enjoy your comments...
I've worked with fuels for over 30 years and I've never been able to light any of them with a cigarette.
A match, a lighter, any open flame, yes.
A cigarette, no...
Please show me how you do it.
btw, you remind me of the cops in my family.
they're cynical too, because they've also seen the underbelly of society...
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64. joeman 362 days ago on video Dead alien found in UFO hotspot in Russia
# 7 you're right. He didn't make you. He made Adam and Eve...
but you're still the apple of His eye, and His most valuable creation. 
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65. joeman 362 days ago on video Fishing at Victoria Falls - Human Planet
got one! oh oh oh aaaaaaaaahhhhh...
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66. joeman 1 year ago on video Ronaldo giving Nuno Gomes some snot
His buddy just needed some 'grease'...
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68. joeman 1 year ago on video Dog takes a bike ride with his owner
#12, You calling me a redneck?
Well, I give you 2 thumps down for being a bad speller.
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69. joeman 1 year ago on video Guy in Audience offended by stereotypical joke
I remember... thanks Sizzlik.
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70. joeman 1 year ago on video Tow truck towing a tow truck towing a ......
I know everything's better in Europe, but we Americans know how to have fun too...
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71. joeman 1 year ago on video Aging Face Transformation
I used to have big arms and a big chest, but it's all behind me now... 
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72. joeman 1 year ago on video The Coolest Bird In The Planet
Coolest bird in the world!
...and the music was perfect.
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74. joeman 1 year ago on video School Band Cover Rage Against the Machine
100% !! ...that was awesome!
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75. joeman 1 year ago on video Futuristic Japanese Cars
Thanks Admins.
Some people wouldn't be satisfied with the temperature in Heaven!
I for one, like the quality...
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76. joeman 1 year ago on video Naughty Boy Scouts
#9 I've never agreed with anyone more.
They're not naughty, you're not naughty...
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79. joeman 1 year ago on video African Serval Heavy Handed Swatter
Beautiful cat... and powerful!
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82. joeman 1 year ago on video Shaolin Monk Throws Needle Through Glass
I could hear Bruce Lee's voice...
hawww...
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83. joeman 1 year ago on video Double fail
#(removed comment) It is okay...
you're just jealous.
and broke...
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84. joeman 1 year ago on video Funny Bicycle Antics
Most of the time it looks like the bicycle's riding them...
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87. joeman 1 year ago on video That's why we love Russia (the Vodka part)
you're right #7.
poor #5, the americans are always the source of his pain...
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88. joeman 1 year ago on video Salting the road Russian style
Just doesn't want to spray the cars...
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89. joeman 1 year ago on video A house guest ..... up North
#10 you are hilarious!
that was really great...
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90. joeman 1 year ago on video Tactical innovations
c'mon guys, there's a lot of laughing in this video...
and over 10,000 views...
lighten up!
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93. joeman 1 year ago on video Kung Fu master fights Taekwondo master
Wow! that Taekwondo guy is really good...
He tripped him with his face!!!
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94. joeman 1 year ago on video Amazing Juggling Finale
Many here have the ability to appreciate this awesome talent, many do not.
I for one, am stunned.
Not only for the amazing juggling display, but by the choreography he paired it with,
choosing the pure excellence of that classic, timeless song.
Bravo!
Thank You, wilkinsun! Thank You.
This is what it's all about...
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96. joeman 1 year ago on video Sci-Fi RailGun, for real
#9 and #18...
When the 'hypocrites' stop making these weapons,
you might want to start learning Chinese...
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97. joeman 1 year ago on video Gator on your doorstep
All I can say is... What an Absolute Pro!!
He totally dominated that alligator...
... and with such calmness!
Don't you agree?
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98. joeman 1 year ago on video Never shoot a propane tank...
#18, you're watching...
qualify yourself.
Ha!
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99. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 1 year ago on video TAC Campaign
beer, a touch of jagermeister, a little smoke, some pills...
You want to go conquer the world, and you think you can.
well, just go take a 'little' 8 hour nap.
nobody dies, no funerals, no hospital...
trouble with this video is that nobody got drunk enough to pass out, and get markers and shaving cream and all kind of other crap put on them, like tampons for cigars and stuff...
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100. joeman 1 year ago on video Baby Elephant in the Bath
I agree with you guys and give the benefit of the doubt because the little fella is so happy!
#'s 13, 14, 15, 16 No telling what he was saved from out there...
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103. joeman 1 year ago on video How Curved Windows Are Made
amazing skill!
why is it always done by a mexican?
with intuition...
Gods gift to them, I guess...
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105. joeman 1 year ago on video Canal Jumping World Record
Thanks #7
Very informative article.
Did you notice how close he still is to the current overall record holder?
He still holds the junior record since 2006...
That article helped me appreciate what I saw.
Thanks again!
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106. joeman 1 year ago on video Danny MacAskill - Way Back Home
He's got to be the best in the world, love those front flips!
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107. joeman 1 year ago on video Basketball arcade game
Lol #2
I'd go over and help her...
Place my hands on hers, show her my technique...
It's just good sportsmanship.
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109. joeman 2 years ago on video Space shuttle rocket booster test
#4 The total area of Mississippi is 47,689 sq mi, which is equal to 30,520,960 acres.
Tell that to the birds, animals and other living creatures in that area...
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110. joeman 2 years ago on video Girl Gets hit with a Pinata Stick
#4 'Girl gets hit with pinata stick'.
that was a big clue for me...
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111. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Bullet Proof Glass
The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God"...
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112. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Old windows commercial
He's rich.
You're not.
Now who's annoying?
Asshole...
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113. joeman 2 years ago on video Killer Willard The Boxing Kangaroo
Watch the husband jump back after whispering, "get her, get her!"
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115. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video C-17 Airdrop 4 Humvees 50 Paratroopers
I don't think we know what they're doing...
Looks cool though!
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116. joeman 2 years ago on video HOW ITS MADE - helicopters
Yeah #13, and be sure to capitalize God next time...
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118. joeman 2 years ago on video robot transforms
Just American envy.
Why else would you make the comments?
BTW, where is USAnumber1?
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119. joeman 2 years ago on video Hippies crying over dead trees
The same people were in Petaluma last week...
They were singing,
"It's alright to murder babies, but we really ought to save the whales."
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120. joeman 2 years ago on video Police action
My dad threw me in the creek just like that. It didn't hurt.
That's how I learned to swim.
Just a couple of differences though...
He loved me. I was eight.
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121. joeman 2 years ago on video Halloween Light Show
His no Trick-or- Treaters strategy...
Super Awesome though!
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122. joeman 2 years ago on video TED Talk: Self-Teaching
Just watched it again... really touched me.
Such a wonderful project to reach kids in those hard places.
Don't worry, we'll still get to the whales...
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125. joeman 2 years ago on video Bullfrog Hunts...Anything!
wow!
so badboy007's a troll?
Maybe he's right. but...
I just thought he was envious.
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126. joeman 2 years ago on video Largest EOD detonation so far, Khost City Afghanistan
OH MY GOD?
Isn't that the Irishman from Boston?
Shaun McGillicuddy...
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128. joeman 2 years ago on video My Nuts Itch
#6 I'd like to know a lot about America like you do.
What state do you live in?
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131. joeman 2 years ago on video Bowling 12 Strikes On 12 Lanes With 12 Balls
Congratulations #8.
You posted the only positive comment!
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132. joeman 2 years ago on video What Would You Do?
and God made them, Adam and Steve.
male and male He made them...
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136. joeman 2 years ago on video Pacific Sun Cruise liner in very heavy seas
love the music. wow!
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137. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video "I can't feel my face"
Wow #20, way to set #9 straight.
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140. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Riverdance
Ohh, she sure is pretty...
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141. joeman 2 years ago on video Space Shuttle launch turns night into day.
Name anywhere else but America that you can see this.
You can't...
Yet sadly, four people are envious and dishonest enough to rate a truthful comment down.
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142. joeman 2 years ago on video Guy sounds like women - American Idol Audition
Shouldn't the first word in this title have an A instead of a U?
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144. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Cool entrance
only in AMERICA...
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145. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Space Shuttle launch turns night into day.
ONLY IN AMERICA...
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146. joeman 2 years ago on video Truth About Pizza Commercials
Super cool, but do you ever wonder what's real anymore?
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147. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Sculpture fail
Cold Cuts...
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148. joeman 2 years ago on video Carl Sagan: A Universe Not Made For Us
Carl Sagan was an absolutely brilliant man, but sometimes we
educate our minds at the expense of our hearts...
Here's an example:
You're driving to a destination for the first time, and you're not a religious nut, or a psychic,
but on the way you 'feel in your gut' like you passed the turn.
With your mind screaming that you're crazy, you turn around and go back, only to find that you really did pass the turn.
How did you know to do that?
YOU did it.
You just did what you felt was the right thing to do.
It doesn't mean you're always going to be right.
It's like learning to ride a bike, you get better at it.
Your mind will never agree with this kind of thing, or act without 'proof'.
It will come up with all kinds of reasonings, because it always wants to see first, then believe.
kinda like Mr. Sagan...
but with some things, we believe first, then we see.
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154. joeman 2 years ago on video Lego House
I like his hair... very much.
He exudes individuality.
I appreciate diversity...
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156. joeman 2 years ago on video Skit Show
The Americans, (The Mamas and the Papas) did it best,
you must admit...
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157. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Buried alive prank
04:41 Hey Harry, it's just a joke...
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159. joeman 2 years ago on video Extreme Biking
Before we blame:
Who's really rude here?
Our riders, or the one's they passed?
Many of the riders that were passed did not belong there.
The video shows what amounts to a black double diamond ski run...
It isn't made to go slow on!
It's for experts.
It's straight down!
Did you notice?
Not everyone belongs on a run like this...
and not everyone should be there.
It's a high level double black diamond run, not a sightseeing tour...
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160. joeman 2 years ago on video Star Trek: Tik Tok
#2 Then cut us out!
Don't let us into your life...
Don't watch our movies,
Don't listen to our songs!
You too, #6... Don't listen,
and don't bitch...
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161. joeman 2 years ago on video One Man Band
#10 Ask yourself,
"Why did I make that comment?"
Was my motive self aggrandizement?
...or envy?
My guess is envy.
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165. joeman 2 years ago on video Grand Theft Dog
#4 Only in America?
http://www.home-security-action.co.uk/lost-dogs-dog-knapping.html
You are a liar...
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166. joeman 2 years ago on video Drag race fail
#4 Be proud of who you are.
Don't envy Americans...
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167. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Shark Bites Fisherman's Hand
#10 oil platform.
Probably BP...
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168. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Spillway
Yeah #10 and scarier with every click... 00:24
except maybe for Chuck Norris...
Oh, I mean #3
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170. joeman 2 years ago on video The funeral of Lucky the fish
#20, wish I could vote you up ten times.
She's precious, and should be moms #1 priority...
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171. joeman 2 years ago on video The USB Typewriter
Typewriters are awesome...
They were first!
So before you criticize...
ask yourself, "What have I invented?"
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173. joeman 2 years ago on video Iron Man ?
#13 and #15, It's just for show...
He even got a high five for it!
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174. joeman 2 years ago on video Drunk Driver Goes All General Lee Out of DFW
Toll booth? What toll booth?...
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177. joeman 2 years ago on video Can Big Girls Fly?
Okay, the release... now. she has the height,
half twist... spots her landing...
and it's a full reverse, double cheek pink underwear, half pike head bounce mullet slide!
wait, wait... now, the judges score...
9.7!! 9.7!! Oh my God! Fantastic! Unbelievable!!
It's just unbelievable!!
Ladies and gentlemen, we've got a new Leader in the Swingset Division!!
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182. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video I shot your ex-girlfriend
I love you... BAM!
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183. joeman 2 years ago on video African Pole Dancer
ohh...
Could you hear her laughing?
(the girl filming)
she loves him. she wants him.
she can't hide it...
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186. joeman 2 years ago on video The stupid Cup - Remi Gaillard
#3 check out 00:12 for the answer...
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187. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video The stupid Cup - Remi Gaillard
I laughed until I cried, badboy... 
Good one!
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188. joeman 2 years ago on video NASA's heliophysics fleet.
#14
Tell me... you don't still believe the earth is flat?
You know, it could be round...
C'mon, open your mind... Believe!
Don't be a know-it-all.
John Lennon said, it's easy if you try...
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189. joeman 2 years ago on video Pothole in Russia
Hell, I won't warn ya, I'll just sit here an video your sorry ass...
GOOD LUCK!
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190. joeman 2 years ago on video Go Longboard (2009 Skateboarding)
It's well PAID, # 6,
and, they HAVE an awesome job.
and, what do you HAVE?...
The number 1 priority when making derogatory remarks,
is proper diction...
(You DO want to cut everybody down better, don't you?)
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191. joeman 2 years ago on video This is one wild 4X4 rock crawler
Wow, new parking opportunities!!
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192. joeman 2 years ago on video Amazing recovering
#11, according to your logic,
a "good" batter would not strike out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babe_Ruth
you've never made one mistake?
Oh, I forgot, you're... "good".
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193. joeman 2 years ago on video Fast Lane - The Shopping Carts
I've always shopped that way...
easier now!
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194. joeman 2 years ago on video NASA's heliophysics fleet.
I'll never slam you for your own beliefs, #9,
but here's why I believe there must be a Creator...
It's just common sense.
think about it...
someone made an airplane.
someone made the computer.
someone made good beer.
and Someone made you and me...
To me, believing is just as easy as not believing.
It's just a decision.
...and now I believe I'll have another beer.
(see how easy that was)
#2 is open. unknown/unknown/unknown (kidding, but didn't want to say he, if #2 age unknown from unknown country is a she) says that " The more you learn, the more you learn how little you know."
Everybody used to believe the earth was flat...
Right?
#10 infers that "nothing just happens".
I too want to keep an open mind, and LEARN, and I've learned a lot on Snotr!
That's why I'm here... and as a bonus, I get to share my thoughts!
I believe that's why you're here too.
Am I right?
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195. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video NASA's heliophysics fleet.
Big Bang? No, Someone made it...
Doubt if you want, but it's all too precise...
Go ahead, vote me down.
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196. joeman 2 years ago on video Scary Wake Up Pranks
AWESOME! He will never forget that moment...
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198. joeman 2 years ago on video Remember Modems?
8088 chip...
Green screen.
www= world wide wait.
mid 80's, Oh boy!
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199. joeman 2 years ago on video The Best Motivational Video You Will Ever See!
Why am I crying?...
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200. joeman 2 years ago on video Cat Machine Gun
Reminds me of a song...
"It's alright to murder babies, but we really ought to save the whales..."
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202. joeman 2 years ago on video 2010 Indy 500 Mike Conway Huge Airborne Crash into the Catchfence
Good driver, impossible situation...
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203. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Mario paper stop motion
Real good, but Mario is for kids... 
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206. joeman 2 years ago on video Cool Car chase
It's like tryin' to park your car in Tajikistan... 
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207. joeman 2 years ago on video MAKING OF Football 2010 from Remi Gaillard
Yeah, he's got a big ego, but he's really good...
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208. joeman 2 years ago on video Grocery Store Wars
Sucks...
Only the first 3 or 4 get thumbs up.
You know it...
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210. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Top Gear - Car Darts
In western asia we call that bullshit.
Europeans waste money.
we could have used those cars...
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211. joeman 2 years ago on video Horse race announcer loses his voice.
I started to laugh, I'm sorry. hahahahah...
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214. joeman 2 years ago on video Classic American football comedy
Puketugal,
I really like you, but here in Tajikistan,
American football is all the little children have...
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215. joeman 2 years ago on video Dog freed from fence by an officer, watch till end.
He knows his scent...
Wants to be with him.
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216. joeman 2 years ago on video Autistic girl expresses profound intelligence.
Man, that got me good...
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217. joeman 2 years ago on video First Man in Space
cheapshot #(removed comment)
and I like you...
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219. joeman 2 years ago on video Bush wipes hand on Clinton's shirt
The media always shows Former President Bush in a bad light.
They have an agenda... to control my thoughts.
I notice it's never anything good. Only bad.
Imagine having a camera that only shows your faults to the world.
I'm not going for it. I'm not that stupid...
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220. joeman 2 years ago on video Kilian Martin - The new Rodney Mullen
The stairs at 3:08.!! Awesome!
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223. joeman 2 years ago on video Sparky the Dog kibble dancing.
#15
That reminds me of a joke...
Lady goes to the Dr. w/chest pain.
Doc, can you tell me what's wrong?
Sure, I'll run some tests, & call you.
Week later, he calls, she comes in.
Well, what is it doc, heart disease, cancer?
No, you're just obese.
Obese? What does that mean?
It means you're overweight...
Well... it means that you're fat.
Fat?... Fat??
I believe I want a second opinion!!
Okay. You're UGLY too...
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226. joeman 2 years ago on video Military Water Bomb
Love that debt clock irishdik, & appreciate your input,
but guys need some r&r sometime.
This isn't an everyday thing.
Let the boys have a little fun...
Enjoy it!
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227. joeman 2 years ago on video Dragons Den
FREEKIN' LOSER!! LOSER!! LOSER!!
I DON'T BUY YOUR BULLSHIT.
GET OUT!!
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228. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Wassup!
I WANT TO SEE HIS PASSPORT... WHO IS HE, REALLY?
NOT AN AMERICAN... 
He's a foreigner. He's a muslim. He's against everything we stand for. In Tajikistan that is...
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231. joeman 2 years ago on video Roadside Assist in Uzbequistan
#12 I'm sure you're very sincere, but after many years in the business of repairing vehicles, I have never seen a 'hand brake' affect the front wheels. Ever...
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232. joeman 2 years ago on video Cool solution to clean up oil disaster
#29 No one said millions of tons...
And, there's constant movement out in the Gulf.
(been seasick 6 of the last 8 times I've been out.)
#(removed comment) BRAVO.
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236. joeman 2 years ago on video Tractor flipover
Look ma!
I'm not climbing anymore!
So, I think I'll just keep doing the same thing!
Until I flip over backwards and ALMOST DIE...
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238. joeman 2 years ago on video Escalating Interview
He lays on a grenade. A grenade!!
How awesome! Think about it!!
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239. joeman 2 years ago on video Deal or no deal
One more time...
GREED. PURE GREED.
603,000.00 dollars!!
say bye bye...
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241. joeman 2 years ago on video bunny hop flair
Awesome! Hey, my bigshot doctor can't do that...
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243. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video no comment
Animals (like us)?
Oh, you're way more than an animal, #29...
God spoke: "Let us make human beings in our image, make them
reflecting our nature
So they can be responsible for the fish in the sea,
the birds in the air, the cattle,
And, yes, Earth itself,
and every animal that moves on the face of Earth."
God created human beings;
he created them godlike,
Reflecting God's nature.
He created them male and female.
God blessed them:
"Prosper! Reproduce! Fill Earth! Take charge!
Be responsible for fish in the sea and birds in the air,
for every living thing that moves on the face of Earth."
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244. joeman 2 years ago on video Serbian special forces
#1 your profile says you're from Egypt. Is that true?
If so, I hope you're their only asshole...
Looks like they're only going to need one like you.
Everybody can go at once...
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245. joeman 2 years ago on video Don't mess with Ukrainian lawmakers...
#14 I thought you were from an 'unknown' country...
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247. joeman 2 years ago on video Stunt City
Awesome!
Kinda reminds me of Groundhog Day.
Bill Murray...
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248. joeman 2 years ago on video annoying student
Dynamics:
Him...
He likes her, but doesn't know what else to do because has never had a girlfriend before...
The reason he struggles with relational issues is because of his insecurity, as displayed when he repeatedly glances back for approval and reassurance from his 'friend'.
You know, the one behind the camera, the one who exploits him, knowing that his father was absent, and that this lack has fostered his immaturity, and his need for attention.
Her...
Now, it's obvious she likes the attention, because she could simply move to an open seat to avoid him, and after he is hit with the eraser, she glances back with a hint of affection.
Instructor...
He was a star quarterback for Mexico's Primera Divisi'on for 17 years before retiring at age 41 to teach.
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249. joeman 2 years ago on video Visible shockwaves from eruption at Eyjafjallajökull
Now THAT'S a hot video...
thanks trance!
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251. joeman 2 years ago on video Evangelical TV: Mom spanked the gay out of me
That's just plain weird...
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252. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Fish or tadpole? Five miles deep.
#1 & #4, you're both cool... but ever wonder why you don't say, Mohammed! or Buddha!...
Think about it...
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254. joeman 2 years ago on video Only energy source is the wind and the sun.
Wow. Awesome for just a glider. Amazing!
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256. joeman 2 years ago on video Hitler reacts to the Hitler parodies being removed from YouTube
I fucking hate cats...
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258. joeman 2 years ago on video 76 yrs old granny tears up a big book like it's nothing and lifts 24 kg. dumbbels
I'll give her credit for trying, but it's bullshit...
She didn't lift that dumb bell.
any sane person will agree...
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263. joeman 2 years ago on video Hitler reacts to the Hitler parodies being removed from YouTube
I fucking hate cats...
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264. joeman 2 years ago on video How Beat A Nail
Wow, I really learned something... I'm going to do that next time!
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265. joeman 2 years ago on video The Regurgitator - Britain's Got Talent 2010
Awesome! I started bringing everything up on every Saturday night too! No talent, though...
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267. joeman 2 years ago on video Garbage explosion
#7 It's just how you make a cat sound like a dog...
pour gas on the cat and light it. WOOF!!
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268. joeman 2 years ago on video Fast, Faster Rear View
Gas is for washin' parts, alcohol is for drinkin', but nitromethane is for racin'
You haven't lived until you've stood next to 8000 hp x 2 leaving the starting line...
My wife said, "What's this black stuff all over me?" I said, "That's rubber from the tires, honey...'
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269. joeman 2 years ago on video 2010 Superbowl Ads
#(removed comment) good observation, 
but we don't use those kind of words here.
okay, there is one exception... CleverBastard
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270. joeman 2 years ago on video Awesome shotgun trick shooter
#28 okay Scarface...
#23 loved your comment... I SAID I LOVED YOUR COMMENT!
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271. joeman 2 years ago on video Grandpa dancing
It's from my heart, LB. it's from my heart... haha!
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272. joeman 2 years ago on video Grandpa dancing
As for the Bastard names LB, ...
How about FuckingBastard?
Seems to fit him...
I really like your WorldClassBastard a lot though...
Although SickBastard is a close second...
How about, I'm a FuckingSickBastard!
Okay, that's got to be it!...
ImaFuckingSickBastard!
Only thing I can think of that would of that would be better:
1WorldClassMotherFuckingPatheticMiserableRacistSickBastard...
What do you think? Too vague?...
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273. joeman 2 years ago on video Kid falls off horse and is attacked by crazy ostrich
How many kids do you have #2?
You sound like an expert...
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274. joeman 2 years ago on video Kid falls off horse and is attacked by crazy ostrich
Never be afraid Never look at the enemy...
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275. joeman 2 years ago on video Super Burn Out FAIL!!!
All the weight on the front tires?? No.
UP the driveway... Yes.
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276. joeman 2 years ago on video Math Failure
If all her brains were dynamite, and it all went off at once,
it wouldn't be enough to blow her nose...
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277. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Water - Whiskey experiment
Man. Joe Man. Whiskey. Upside down.
Not shaken, Or stirred...
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278. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Birdhat guy
GOOD acid, man... 
I mean GOOD!
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279. joeman 2 years ago on video Crazy Japanese gameshow
#(removed comment) let someone poke you in the eye.
you don't have big eyes, it won't hurt...
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281. joeman 2 years ago on video Nature by numbers
#(removed comment) Did you know that it's kind of, and doesn't it...
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282. joeman 2 years ago on video 1968 "ASCII" Animation From Russia
makes one realize the incredible advancement in technology...
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286. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Baby Goat vs Fox
3:52 amazing instinct! must be a female...
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287. joeman 2 years ago on video Axis Of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song(s)
#9 I wish I could vote for you more than once! Thanks.
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290. joeman 2 years ago on video Lightning vs. plane
To actually witness lightning striking a plane... Wow!
I'm thankful I got to see it.
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292. joeman 2 years ago on video Axis Of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song(s)
Well it's in the right category... that's for sure!!
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294. joeman 2 years ago on video 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes
To be or not to be... NOT to be!! hahaha
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295. joeman 2 years ago on video Tour de France
That is so awesome man! It's the best joke ever! 
They kiss him and everything!
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300. joeman 2 years ago on video New ATC Regulations
ALSO, YOU'LL STILLL HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES...
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301. joeman 2 years ago on video Tooth extraction by rocket
Pulled one on my 7 year old with a Suzuki Hayabusa.
Could'nt find the tooth...
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304. joeman 2 years ago on video Bud Dog
That's how women are...
because you aren't usually innocent...
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305. joeman 2 years ago on video Spider cat
I'd probably shoot that cat, but I sure wouldn't tell you...
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307. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Paypal - The new iPhone app
Man, if my wife sees this... she wont want to carry cash, then some alpha male will probably want to kick my ass...
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309. joeman 2 years ago on video Typical Male
I almost loved a lot of ladies, but my mustache got in the way... I know it must have tickled, but I'm not like other guys, I know I'm gonna find a woman... who's lookin' for a man!
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310. joeman 2 years ago on video Dumb & Dumbest
yeah, it's predictable, but he showed it, didn't he?
boom, headshot! you know it's true...
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311. joeman 2 years ago on video Funny baby accidents
ahh, gotta love those kids... They're so cute!
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312. joeman 2 years ago on video Piranha bite!
He went for the finger, maybe thinking it was a stick, but you're safe, 'cause he can't bite through bone, mate...
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314. joeman 2 years ago on video Street Performer Playing Glass in Washington DC
I love that tune... very talented!
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318. joeman 2 years ago on video How not to react to the police
BigBoy needs his ass kicked. REAL good.
Then he would learn to respect the police...
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319. joeman 2 years ago on video Can you see it?
i showed it to my wife...
and SHE almost crapped herself!!
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320. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video The Russian Onslaught
1st Bible account of war. Interesting...
http://bible.org/seriespage/rescue-lot-genesis-141-24
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323. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Fail compilation
Yeah #13, When my kid was born, I never counted from zero...
I just started counting from 1-10, too!
He's 99 now...
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324. joeman 2 years ago on video A movie about chat roulette
Hey dad! I need a new laptop!
Mine quit working...
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326. joeman 2 years ago on video What's this right here?
that's your penis... alright.
sorry about that! haha!
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327. joeman 2 years ago on video Roller skates freestyle
"Not flawless, but still pretty amazing..." , #7
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330. joeman 2 years ago on video A Normal Day 2
Wow... I kept saying, "How do they do that?"
and the paper towel roll tossed on the holder...
Just incredible!
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332. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Typical Male
yah, I've loved a lot of ladies in the same 'ol way...
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333. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Cinco Uranal Shower System
see? we're on a set...
ah no care, ah no cleenitup!! haha!
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335. joeman 2 years ago on video Scientists find the first earth-like planet in a habitable zone
zf1...
sorry religious people?
that ain't me...
but I do believe God made this earth, and us, in His image...
and you'll never get out of that...
You're the apple of His eye.
There's nothing else out there for you...
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337. joeman 2 years ago on video Top 10 Aussie beer commercials
ITS A BIG AD.
SO FREEKING BIG.
IT BETTER SELL SOME BLOOOODY BEER!!!
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339. joeman 2 years ago on video Opening a beer bottle with a chain saw
IMPRESSIVE BUT WORTHLESS...
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340. joeman 2 years ago on video People in Order
JUST FANTASTIC!!!
WERE GONNA ALL GET OLD IF WE DONT DO TOO MANY STUPID THINGS...
WHAT THEN?
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343. joeman 2 years ago on video Amazing Mustang drawing
THIS IS JUST MIND BOGGLING TO ME... HOW, HOW DO THEY DO THIS...
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350. joeman 2 years ago on video Dolphins invent the wheel
unbelievably supercalifragically expedocious!!!
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352. joeman 2 years ago on video The iPad is a comedy gold mine
What a useless piece of, " Apple's gonna make another pile of money on this POS " product...
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354. joeman 2 years ago on video My voice is higher than your voice!
Well, the first 10 seconds was pretty good.
It went south pretty fast after that...
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355. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Cat is shocked
Your Honor, I plead insanity...
That pussy just drove me CRAZY !
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357. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Nut bra to the rescue
Don't vote too many down, but... as Simon would say, "Sorry... off you go."
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359. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Amazing performance on the Russian bar
So healthy, so fit, so... young.
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361. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Jim Playfair Loses His Composure!
Daytrader... Stock just tanked.
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362. joeman 2 years ago on video Toll road accident
Just saying that you're thinking about the hereafter is negative? Okay, guess I'll just go fuck a Bikini Bandit...
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363. joeman 2 years ago on video Top 20 5 Second Films
BEST ONE... "MAN, I HAVE THE WORST MEMORY.
OH GOD!!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?"
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364. joeman 2 years ago on video Chicken murder
I don't vote too many videos down.
But... this is one of them.
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368. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video The H-bomb
Wish they would have turned that music up just a little MORE...
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370. joeman 2 years ago on video 5-year-old Savannah's Calm Call with 911
Stay calm dad.
That one really got me...
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371. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Toll road accident
It can be over this fast. I wonder about the hereafter, and eternity sometimes...
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372. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Dragging a tree
Fastest Russian I've seen in a while!!
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375. joeman 2 years ago on video 25 of the most annoying music voices
you talk about annoying... but he's really good!
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377. joeman 2 years ago on video Woman Pushes Fire Button By Mistake
A dry mixture. but it looks like foam...
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379. joeman 2 years ago on video Shark surfing
OHH!! Everybody gets a 1...
Don't like it? Too baaadddd!!!!
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384. joeman 2 years ago on video Crazy traffic in India
Love driving in India... It's like the bumper cars at the fair!
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385. joeman 2 years ago on video How Not To Flip Over A Car
Thets eas froom mai contree!... Tajikistan! Wii ar lanloked!
Gud bleess yuu! 
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387. joeman 2 years ago on video Where is the owner?
Screw the owner, and I'll sell beer for a penny!
So she did...
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389. joeman 2 years ago on video Goatpipes
Yeah #15, this belongs in the losers category.
it's hooked up w/satan somehow... as is peta, #23.
what a paradox...
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390. joeman 2 years ago on video Bikini bandits
Those danish women are so beautiful...
Agree with you #30. It looks like 0:35 is the BEST!!
Or maybe 0:34... I'll study it a few more times, and get back to you...
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393. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Logic
What in tarnation is logic??
Lemme give you an example...
You own a weed whacker?
hahaha...
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394. joeman 2 years ago on video Truck Jumps Crazy Fan During Race
#6 It is...
So, what's it like to drive a spaceship?
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401. joeman 2 years ago on video Amazing vehicle recovery truck
#(removed comment) Yeah. Someone that says, "If the work be good, the check gonna be good" after repairs...
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402. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Where is the owner?
Screwed... Twice!
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403. joeman 2 years ago on video Earthquake panic fail
Under the desk, under the desk!! Hahaha...
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404. joeman 2 years ago on video The Internets, The Google and The Tubes
-1 for making an effort to help?
To look up facts, and share them?
fuck your asses... I didn't even say anything.
I just posted something I thought would help you.
I'm changing Countries...
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405. joeman 2 years ago on video The Internets, The Google and The Tubes
The India vs The America... http://www.mint.com/blog/trends/india-vs-the-us-a-visual-comparison/
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407. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Letterman at McDonald's
I really love Letterman... he sucks!
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408. joeman 2 years ago on video Your life and Videogames
An awesome video that I must unfortunately totally ignore...
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414. joeman 2 years ago on video Port-au-Prince
#12 You won't even fill out your profile. Are you ashamed? You shouldn't be...
You just showed up, just like I did. You didn't choose your parents, race, sex, etc.
and you've got money to give, you'd just rather spend it on a computer, and a fast connection...
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416. joeman 2 years ago on video Quick and dangerous way to inflate a tire
The chemicals used here burn, causing the fluid to expand to a gas, which seats the tire.
There is no explosion.
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418. joeman 2 years ago on video Breaking News
0:32 authorities in special uniforms RUSHED to the scene to stand around while our cameras filmed them... hahaha!
1:08 now let's see if we can drag this out a little longer...
man, they're really going for accuracy here!
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419. joeman 2 years ago on video Breaking News
Yeah, if you took all the bullshit out of the news... not much left.
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424. joeman 2 years ago on video Rumsfeld gets cute at the podium
It looked so real, I only noticed at the end.
Great to hear all the people laughing...
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431. joeman 2 years ago on video Mosaic cubes
Totally agree, #9.
Nice to see all the other good comments as well...
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432. joeman 2 years ago on video Dont call big guys fat
English system sounds great #(removed comment).
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436. joeman 2 years ago on video High Blood Pressure
Holy Shit!
just being honest, that's what I said.
sorry...
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437. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video This'n'That
hey, hey apple, apple, hey apple, hey apple!
WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU WANT??
...You're tricky!
oops! wrong video...
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438. joeman 2 years ago on video This Too Shall Pass
amazing, absolutely amazing! and so much work. I appreciate it...
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442. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video A big tv ...
I wanted to comment, but I'm still laughing...
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443. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Cute Things...
Poor taste...
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445. joeman 2 years ago on video Beer launching fridge
WOW!
They rolled it out, and it just went right to him!
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448. joeman 2 years ago on video Wheelchair tricks
#9, you just bought a JAMMIN' gaming rig, right?...
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450. joeman 2 years ago on video The frustrated trumpet player
my stomach hurts... I laughed so hard!
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455. joeman 2 years ago on video Sleepy Baby
Brings back memories from not so long ago.
My little ones grew up and I miss them so, but every stage of life is wonderful!
grand babies someday...
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458. joeman 2 years ago on video The Completere History of Jack Schitt
They produced a NERVOUS son...
hahaha!
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459. joeman 2 years ago on video Curious
Come back an hour later with badboy007 and then scream and squirt some gelatin through the hole and let it ooze down the wall after they poke him. hahaha!!!
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460. joeman 2 years ago on video Vacuums
Hey, here's Kyle with the Model O at Hoover's 100th!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoZX-VBZ-AI&feature=related
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461. joeman 2 years ago on video Umbrella vs tornado simulator
"I'm soaked, but a gust of wind can't ruin MY umbrella..."
I want one.
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462. joeman 2 years ago on video Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter
One word.
irreverent
showing a lack of respect for people or things that are generally taken seriously
Okay, two...
witty
showing or characterized by quick and inventive verbal humor
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467. joeman 2 years ago on video Webdesign clients in real life
"We TRIED like, three entrees..."
lMAO!!
hahahahahaha!
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471. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Annoying Orange
#7 I'm still laughing... hey apple, hey apple!
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472. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Hamish & Andy
" To speak ill of another, is a cheap and dishonest way to praise yourself." even if they are pitiful... ha!
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475. joeman 2 years ago on video Ball Hits bird in Tennis
facetious? (treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor)
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476. joeman 2 years ago on video Man Tasered After Truck Crash
Hey, #17...
http://www.spike.com/video/chris-rock-how-not/2458063
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480. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Goose attacks guy in kayak
I guarantee I would have pulled the head off that goose so fast you wouldn't even believe it, and I would be DONE eating it by now. ummmmmm...
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481. joeman 2 years ago on video Can you spot the dirtbag?
#9 I think you're right. Although I too could hardly believe what I was seeing...
I guess he has little money, is unfamiliar with free toilets, and he's probably from a very rural area where it's not to uncommon to find some terra firma and take a dump. Maybe he just made an automatic association... see a pot, see a plant, see some dirt. see me take a shit... oops! was I in a building?
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482. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Ball Jump
Correct category... WOW!
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483. joeman 2 years ago on video Getting thru a traffic jam
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_ice ...at :05
Hard to tell, but then it looks like the driver steered into the slide.
good outcome nonetheless...
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484. joeman 2 years ago on video He'll be back
2:48 but for now, let us eat... 2:57 Eat This! hahahaha...
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485. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video That's one way to come down the stairs
worthless...
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487. joeman 2 years ago on video Ricky Gervais hosting the 2010 Golden Globes
#10 and # 12, I fully agree with you guys!
That was the best out of a bunch of great wit that night from Ricky...
I'm so thankful for people that take the time and effort to post fun stuff like this on Snotr.
Thanks. I appreciate it!
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488. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Bullet Proof Glass
The last guy... Officer Tez Tosterone
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491. joeman 2 years ago on video Multiple motorcycle crashes
seems to be an almost universal skill deficit...
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492. joeman 2 years ago on video Ladies, you better rely on yourself...
In other words, don't rely on that guy you're with...
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495. Comment rated too low. Show this comment joeman 2 years ago on video Stupid Criminals
#37, truTv site, dickhead...
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496. joeman 2 years ago on video Stupid Criminals
BAIT CARS ARE A LEGITIMATE AND EFFECTIVE WAY TO CATCH AUTO THIEFS
Mike Chitwood, Chief of Police for the City of Daytona Beach, FL.
"John Q Public doesn't climb into bait cars.
"We are talking about people who have been arrested time and time again. Everybody we've arrested with a bait car has had an extensive criminal record. In the history of the bait car program we have never arrested a cherry [someone without a prior arrest].
"If it's you or me, we see a car with the keys in the ignition; we think 'Who was that idiot who left his car running?' but we don't take it. Career criminals? These guys who are just waiting around for an opportunity to commit a crime, that's who this technology targets.
"I find it amazing that we are even having this entrapment discussion. There is no doubt in my mind that if the bait cars weren't there, these guys would be out stealing cars. We caught a guy who had 92 arrests. If he's been caught that many times, how many crimes is he getting away with?
"People say we are creating temptation, but I don't know if I believe that. If you know your city and know the crime patterns in your city why would you not do this? Why would you not attack that issue? This is a situation of policing smarter, not harder. Thirty percent of the cars stolen in Daytona Beach are stolen because the keys to the vehicle are readily accessible to thieves. [Victims] leave their keys on the dash, in the trunk; it sounds crazy, but people get their cars stolen because they leave them running.
"We arrested a career criminal after we caught him on tape in a bait car. He was yelling that he was 'Set up like a M**********r!' We didn't set you up, you set yourself up. You could have just walked right by the car. And you didn't. And now that guy with 42 prior arrests, 20 of them for stolen cars, is sitting in jail."
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497. joeman 2 years ago on video Stupid Criminals
Here is a simple, rule-of-thumb guide for behavior: Ask yourself what you want people to do to or for you, then grab the initiative and do it to or for them.
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498. joeman 2 years ago on video Stupid Criminals
#5... whwaaa?
Innocent? 00:39
This aint their first rodeo...
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499. joeman 2 years ago on video Fireworks as seen from a RC plane
love the track. watched it 3 times...
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500. joeman 2 years ago on video My Heart Will Go On performed on flute
how did that get on here?
we've got standards...
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501. joeman 2 years ago on video Porsche GT3 173 mph
Love to go fast, love to have fun, but I felt nervous about this because of his obvious inexperience.
He not only endangers himself, but also his passengers, the motorcyclists, and almost every other motorist on that road.
gonna watch it again though...
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503. joeman 2 years ago on video Extreme christian view of Pokemon
Religious Fashion Shows...
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=matthew%2023&version=MSG
+3
1. joeman 70 days ago on video Imploding Iceberg
"God's glory is on tour in the skies, God-craft on exhibit across the horizon.
Madame Day holds classes every morning, Professor Night lectures each evening.
Their words aren't heard, their voices aren't recorded,
But their silence fills the earth: unspoken truth is spoken everywhere."